What an anti climactic death

What an anti climactic death

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What a cuck

He was great in comparison

t. Javifag

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I see OP is enjoying himself in his very own thread.

t. Javicuck

>implying I'd waste my time buying/playing a telltale game

t. J Garcia

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THIS ENTIRE THREAD!!!!!!!

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You made so many of these. I'm actually impresed/scared.

t. former baseball player

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jokes on you, gabe died before he could fuck clem

t. Javi himself

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What did TellTale mean by this?
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>*sees you brushing teeth*
Mornin, Uncle Javi. Nice day right?

>*opens toothpaste*
Hey, can you pass me my toothbrush? Thanks

>*checks teeth in mirror*
Huh. Didnt know she was growing already.

>*picks hair out of gums*
Oh, this? Cmon Javi you took science class too, right? Its a hair. But uhh, not mine.

>*twirls hair between fingers*
Girls. Am I right, Javi? Think they're your sweetpeas and all that, but just a year into their teens start begging guys my age to use our mouths like vibrators?

>*smirks at you*
But then theres guys like you, right? I mean, the world needs them. Diversity and all that mess? We're all special. Your talent just happens to be clearing walkers while risking your life. Me? Well someone has to have the gifted tongue, right? And I aint talking communication.. I mean, who else is going to make Clem curl her toes? Feeling her streams of pussy nectar. Feeling it flow down the tongue like lemon juice on a sweet southern summer?

>*turns back to mirror to brush*
I mean, who else right?

None of this shit was ever funny, and it never will be. This is coming from someone who wouldn't care if clem was literally gangraped by a pack of niggers in the game.

Hello my name is Javier Garcia and this is my favorite thread in the Citadel.

>*shovels manure onto the crops*
Hey, thanks for this Uncle Javi. Without a hand I would have been doing this field work Clint sent me on all afternoon!

>*lifts head to catch breath*
Gee its hot..

>*tugs shirt, circulating air*
Wew I'm stinkin..

>*tugs collar and smells*
But not like last night.

>*turns to you*
Theres a difference you know. Hell, this funk I'm sporting isnt even a fraction of the smell I had coming out of Clem's room. You know, they say theres a smell of a man that has recently driven a little sweetpea to do bad things..

>*raises eyebrows*
Huh? You dont know? Cmon Javi, I think you do. Just hard to imagine Clem doing those things, right? Evil things. Like using her pussy to milk sweaty ass cum covered cock till her god damn eyeballs are doing loops. A smell, Javi. An essence. Damn near satanic in debauchery let me tell you. The shit you wiff when passing an organized orgy room? That shit. But for me? I didnt need but one pair of blossoming tits and a sweet brown face to stink that room up last night. While you were sleeping in the other room, I was awake in the other. While catching shut eye, your ears were still prone. Hearing the rhythmic grunts of two kids discovering eachother, ensuring a cum-based mildew to grow on the sheets. But dont worry, we cleaned it up. And your nose? Susceptible to the aroma of the room right next.

>*looks at the crops*
You know, manure aside, this aint so bad. I mean the lemon flowers just do it for me. Just an aroma without corruption. Unlike me. Unlike Clem. Hell, i dont even have a word for it. But one thing's for sure, Javi...

>*puts shovel away*
When I stepped out of Clem's room...

>*stands beside you*
I sure as fuck didnt smell catholic.

>People saying this season's better than 2
>It's the worst yet

how

YO YO YO YO HOOOOOOOL UP
>*kisses Clem*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*holds her hand*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*tells her they should go where Javi cant find them*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*still holding her hand guides her to a shed*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*closes the door*
U BE SAYIN
>*turns to Clem*
HOL UP HOL UP
>*undresses her*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*sees her tits*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*sees her pussy*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*sees her asshole*
HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*sucks her nipple*
ALWAYS GON BE
>*spits on cockhead before grinding it between her vulva*
AYYYOO HOL UP HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*flips her over before spreading her asscheeks and spitting on it*
SO HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*takes a big ass huff of her sweaty butt aroma*
ALWAYS GON BE
>*puts his cock through her pulsating butthole*
FOREVER
>*fucks it till kingdom cum*
EVA EVA
>*pulls out leaving a line of cum between his cock and her ass*
GON EVA BE
>*flips her over before cumming on her clitoris*
AYYYOO GON FOREVER BE
>*cums on her face*
HOL UP
>*cums on her tongue*
HE'LL FOREVER BE
>*cums on her eyes*
EVA BE
>*cums on her shoulder*
EVA EVA BE
>*cums in her armpits*
FOREVER EVA
>*cums on her neck*
WAIT JUST HOL UP YOU JAVIFAGS
>*cums on her nipppes*
U SAYING GABE WILL ALWAYS BE
>*cums in her bellybutton*
THE GUY WHO TOOK
>*cums on her feet*
CLEM'S
>*cums on Javi's face when he opens the shed door, telling Clem to spread her ass wide so Javi will be driven to suicide at the sight of the everflowing cum of Gabe that he never got to experience childhood love, especially to this degree where you literally make the young girl your uncle is interested in a walking cum dump*
VUR
JEEN
A TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????????????????

Apparently not fucking a 13-year-old is cuckoldry.

t. Gay man