Mario Rabbids

Reviews go up on Monday. Predict metascore.

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84

79

8.8

88

Reviewers are actively excited for embargo day to lift.

I've seen some reviewers say that the news of the DLC story expansion for this game is honest to god the best gaming news they've heard all year. I think we're ALL sleeping on this game.

91

78 by critics 69 by users

shitposting sony negroes/10

High 70s or low 80s. Who knows though, it could be a cruddy game and Ubisoft has already shown the best the game has to offer.

most likely this

Source? I doubt reviewers are the excited for the game.

better than xcom despite being worse than xcom

72

I just picked this up from VGNY. Honestly, don't know if I should play it or return it. Seems like a stupidly easy game made for kids. What should I do?

First realistic score itt

Play on highest difficulty.

Play it and stream it.

When did Nintendo Treehouse employees start posting here?

Came here to post this.
Possibly slightly higher because Mario is involved.

92

I initially thought this game would be a no-effort trash crossover, but after watching a few LP episodes, it actually looks pretty good. The animations are top notch, gameplay looks competent, I'm guessing it'll get at least an 80 metascore.

95 after the Nintendo bonus score.
71 before it.

>Nintendo bonus
Quit this meme until you have evidence of its existence.

1
It looks like literal dogshit.

retard cunt detected.
Fuck off back to neogaf, cunt.

Breath of the wild is my evidence.

86

set fire to it, looks shit.

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What's it like being severely mentally disabled?

78

The Nintendo bonus score is +30
The Mario bonus score is +30
The Nintendo exclusive bonus score is +25
The regular exclusive bonus score is +15

Every Shitendo is evidence. All Shitendo games are LeapFrog tablet tier shit.

81

80
If absolute garbage like Color Splash can get a 75+ then i think this will do well

Quit ban evading barneyfag everyone hates you.

You only grew out of LeapFrog games last year, i'm guessing?

Can you give us a little preview of your 0-score shitpost for this game on Metacritic?

Enjoy your Secret of Mana remake on your Shitch. OH WAIT HAHAHAHAHA!!!

90

>a mario game that is a shooter
give me one good reason why i should get this game

it's a grid based tactics game
it's mario XCOM

Solid 70
>all the bullshit about this being GOTY or the most brutal hardcore Dark Souls strategy mindblower of all time

Music is uninspired as fuck, boring orchestral mishmash.

It'll get about 82 on Metacritic, with a userscore of 75.

67 by users more likely

I can't tell if this post is a joke I don't get or someone who is legitimately delusional.

Guess who composed it? Grant "all my songs sound exactly the same" Kirkhope.

Since E3. They were pretty obvious too.

You're buying this shit, so you tell me

94

>stupidly easy game
It's easy as first but quickly gets hard, if you expect to rush through the game without any challenge you will be disappointed as you will have to retry many fights

71
Boring shit, reviewers won't even bother finishing it

87 uncharted btfo

81.

Screencap this before it's too late.

I'm gonna guess the general consensus on this will be "Gameplays good/decent, I just wish it wasn't a crossover with the Rabbids and used Rayman characters instead"

82

I'd guess around 88. Critics seem to like it and it's a "new" idea and critics like that sort of thing.

It will get mid to high 80's and every complaint will be directed towards those annoying rabbit fuckers.

Ubisoft+Nintendo seems like it can be a good combo. Look at red steel 2.

82. I think a lot a of american blogs will go full degy teen and pretend it's not 2017 approved, but still.

the nintendo """"bonus""""

85

I would say anything in the 80-90 range sounds plausible.

NINTENDOOMED
Literally every computer in the world can play secret of mana for free

>explorers of sky
>only 54
what the actual fuck are these people mentally ill

83-85

Reviewers can't into good writing and music, and I guarantee half of them dropped it about halfway through because they couldn't make it through the bad future.

movie game? c:

Is the embargo over already? All the shithead e celebs are already posting spoilers (Not that there's much to spoil mind you)

61

This.

I hope these aren't the same ecelebs who whine about Nintendo taking a cut of their money

80 - 85

I dunno, I expect a lot from it. At the same time, it's Ubisoft, which kind of makes me want to be weary, but at the same time, the one behind this game literally cried his eyes out. I know there has to be some kind of passion in this game, even if little, so I'm betting on something between 85 to 91, possibly inching towards 90 (89?). Everything about the game feels refreshing, the music seems amazing, Grant really put himself out there, the animations feel lively and even though I know it's Rabbids (but honestly have no real beef against them), it's like this fresh breath of air we haven't had for a while for the Mushroom Kingdom. Even the game itself feels like, if you're not exactly speeding through it, it can definitely take a while to finish a particular part. Knowing it gets particularly challenging for some makes me hope they know what they're doing and did put some legitimate challenge to the game without it being this utterly shallow difficulty.

I don't know why, I kinda want this game to do well. But I also feel like it'll be easily overshadowed by Odyssey and the amount of awards and good to decent criticisms it'll inevitably hoard.

>I've seen some reviewers say that the news of the DLC story expansion for this game is honest to god the best gaming news they've heard all year.
I'm calling some hardcore bullshit here
This is a Ubisoft game
This is a Rabbids game
This is a game that came out the same year as other fantastic game

90

>good games like Dong Freeze, Rhythm Heaven, and Kid Icarus Uprising get better scores than games like amiibo festival and Code Name Steam
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the game is phenomenal

they all get paid to review user. ninty and ubi pay for reviews every time.
it's going to get above an 80 for their moneys worth.

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>this game's actual story

A high 70

93

Sorta? If anything it's more like a visual novel with roguelite and dungeon crawler elements and Pokemon.

>What did he mean by this?

Seems like only up to World 2's boss was posted

Technically, we already also know about the Phantom. Isn't he the third world's last boss? Or am I mistaken?

I'm honestly not sure how many worlds there are. It could be as little as five or follow the Mario worlds' thematic and go with eight whole worlds.

I think he tries hard to impress his father but feels he keeps disappointing him despite trying his best.

It's confirmed 4 (though I remember hearing the worlds get longer throughout the game and they seem, at least, two hours on average). The only world we haven't seen at all is the Lava Pits and the only unknown boss that can't be easily guessed is the Spooky Trails midboss.
All the footage released today only goes up to the second half of Sherbet Desert, but some people showed off the boss.

89

>daddy issues to repress!
I get the joke, and honestly it's pretty funny, but it seems pretty out of character for Bowser Jr.
It's always seemed like the two have a great relationship, from Sunshine all the way to now

Its going to be low 80's. Ubisoft has shown that they'll 'convince' critics with sweet ad revenue., but they don't want it too high as if that will make it less obvious.

>explicitly stating personal problems out of nowhere 'jokes'

Thanks Ubisoft.

Can someone telle me why Sup Forums was so triggered by the opening?
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I wasn't here for it, so I assume "female-Mario fan-inventor" set them off.

>Sup Forums is so scared of the tumblr boogieman that now explodes at anything that could be """""""""tumblr"""""""""
>MFW

Most people so far were whining about the girl genius and how its an overused cliche.
Other then that I think its pretty sold.

>Not liking cute blondie fan and her immense fangasm room ridden with Nintendo-Mario merch

She's even got a hidden Wario and Waluigi in there.

I said I wasn't here for it, so I'm not even sure if I'm accurate.
By the time I got here, Half-Life Episode 3 Never Ever was happening.

I'd assume it's because most people don't like the "little girl as a genius" cliche, but apparently she's voiced by Cassandra Lee Morris and she's my VAfu so I'm fine with it
Also, it's cute how Mario goes for Luigi first instead of Peach

For a game about Mario. The actual Mario stuff seems pretty superficial.

I mean if the intro is anything to go by Jr isn't even the main antagonist and it's the Overheating Glitch (Megabug?)

Shame that Miyamoto would never have let Ubisoft replace Daddy issues with Mommy issues here. Then this line would have been absolutely hilarious.