Why does Bowser always kidnap Peach?

Why does Bowser always kidnap Peach?

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He want her pussy

He now loves her.

He has no hobbies and no job but a lot of time and a kingdom.

You tend to turn weird and decadent then.

>tightest pussy for hugest cock

Can we talk about how problematic it is that Nintendo uses a damsel in dis dress as a reward to CHILDREN?

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Only chick in the mushroom kingdom without a bad case of thrush

It's confirmed that all the cast are actors and the games are their plays

He wants Peach's cake, but never gets it. He's jealous of Mario.

is Mario the first video game cuckold?

can you just kill yoursefl?

>opera length silk/satin gloves

To have an excuse to see and have quality time with Mario

You're not funny

so that's bowser arm or dick?

>>tightest pussy

>Peach fags actually believe this

Tightest is Pauline
Then Rosaline

Power gap

Daisy

Power power gap

Peach

To see Mario

Bowser's Peach token gay friend.

Kidnap? She's the real mastermind. Bowser was just a pawn フフフ

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Why do i just see a panda
wtf

>Mario being a cuck
>when a ridiculous amount of females throw pussy at him at any moment he gets the chance a la Paper Mario

he's just doing a job

>picture of a panda
What did he mean by this?

She's the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom and has no heirs. Browser's plan is to impregnate her so he can become king through his heir.

newfag

that's a big wiener

Did that goomba fucking die?

>Implying the whole kidnapping isn't just a farce to make Mario angry as fuck so he slays her pussy for weeks after her rescue because she loves to be roughed up

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>falling for it
lol

>Tightest is Pauline
The one girl that actually lives around other humans instead mushroom midgets?

>reddit version
ftfy

Reddit can't get past the panda retard.

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Hey Arnold:
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>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

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>mushroom midgets

Mushroom heads go places with Peach

but Marios dick was pretty much the same size as the others

>ywn be cucked by bowser
>ywn be peach and be impregnated by bowser

bruh

its a political game acting as a substitute for open war. Bowser 'kidnaps' Peach, and how long it takes Peach's champion to 'rescue' her heavily influences who gets the better deal when its time to renegotiate those trade agreements in the spring

So is that supposed to be Bowser's arm, or Peach's dragon dildo?