Why does Bowser always kidnap Peach?
Why does Bowser always kidnap Peach?
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He want her pussy
He now loves her.
He has no hobbies and no job but a lot of time and a kingdom.
You tend to turn weird and decadent then.
>tightest pussy for hugest cock
Can we talk about how problematic it is that Nintendo uses a damsel in dis dress as a reward to CHILDREN?
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Only chick in the mushroom kingdom without a bad case of thrush
It's confirmed that all the cast are actors and the games are their plays
He wants Peach's cake, but never gets it. He's jealous of Mario.
is Mario the first video game cuckold?
can you just kill yoursefl?
>opera length silk/satin gloves
To have an excuse to see and have quality time with Mario
You're not funny
so that's bowser arm or dick?
>>tightest pussy
>Peach fags actually believe this
Tightest is Pauline
Then Rosaline
Power gap
Daisy
Power power gap
Peach
To see Mario
Bowser's Peach token gay friend.
Kidnap? She's the real mastermind. Bowser was just a pawn フフフ
Why do i just see a panda
wtf
>Mario being a cuck
>when a ridiculous amount of females throw pussy at him at any moment he gets the chance a la Paper Mario
he's just doing a job
>picture of a panda
What did he mean by this?
She's the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom and has no heirs. Browser's plan is to impregnate her so he can become king through his heir.
newfag
that's a big wiener
Did that goomba fucking die?
>Implying the whole kidnapping isn't just a farce to make Mario angry as fuck so he slays her pussy for weeks after her rescue because she loves to be roughed up
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>falling for it
lol
>Tightest is Pauline
The one girl that actually lives around other humans instead mushroom midgets?
>reddit version
ftfy
Reddit can't get past the panda retard.
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>mushroom midgets
Mushroom heads go places with Peach
but Marios dick was pretty much the same size as the others
>ywn be cucked by bowser
>ywn be peach and be impregnated by bowser
bruh
its a political game acting as a substitute for open war. Bowser 'kidnaps' Peach, and how long it takes Peach's champion to 'rescue' her heavily influences who gets the better deal when its time to renegotiate those trade agreements in the spring
So is that supposed to be Bowser's arm, or Peach's dragon dildo?