What am I in for boys?

What am I in for boys?

>paradox trash

Fun game but boring after a couple hundred hours

Incest, a lot of incest.

Ugly borders
The a.i. are just stupid, even in combat are they dumb.
Most bookmarks make muslims take Europe, or Europe take all of North Africa.

Make sure you turn off "Courtiers can take seduction focus" unless you want your whole kingdom to have herpes

A great game but also one of the biggest DLC cancers of the industry, even more than the fucking Sims expansions.

>260 yurodollars to get all DLCs

forgot picture

Does it get better with DLC?
Well they pretty much have a monopoly on the grand strategy marked considering all the bullshit DLC prices

fun game, lots of hours, lots of mods (try after the end, for example)

it does have some pretty ugly bordes

Why be mad that a five year old game is still receiving 100% optional additional content, much of which is free?

fun game

>t. Paradox

so John Roger is his own grandfather, great grand father, and of course grandson and great grandson?
meh, just a normal day in CK2, I don't see any daugher executed, and no male castrated

Because they charge $15 for $3's worth of content. OP, just pirate the DLC

not him but yes, no doubt, because many playable characters depend on having the DLC for muslims, nomads, etc
And the cosmetic DLC's add a lot of eye candy in portraits and armies

if you want to support paradox but don't want to pay for tons of DLC, buy the base game (that way you also get easier access to mods and the forums), then pirate the whole game + DLC's

of course you should probably try it pirated first before buying

Fucking your sisters hopefully

The issue with the DLC is that while it adds things, they never really fixes anything that crops up.
Also the fact that the cost of all the DLC is rather prohibitive to the point where I'd recommend just torrenting it.

What is Jerusalem worth?

Is the GoT mod any good?

The Old Gods is probably the best DLC. Legacy of Rome, Sword of Islam, Sons of Abraham and The Republic are also good depending on what you are interested in playing.

Is it harder to learn then EU4?

While not a master at that game i admit,i can do the basics and well i did hear the tutorials were pretty bad for CK2

Are you the same guy who asked this in the other thread a few days ago? I'll give you the same answer either way: The mod is pretty fun if you're into the books/show but the Iron throne seems to get infinite doomstacks regardless of the era you start in

what are the best porn mods? do I need to have all of the DLCs to play them?

I had some fun with it, but since I havent watched the series and I havent read the novels, I couldn't keep me interested for too long

It looks polished and well done, just not my cup of tea, I'd rather play After the End simply because it's easier for me to identify the "lore" of that mod

There is also Elder Kings (based on Elder Scrolls), another really cool mod
Shame I have the full game pirated and the latest version outside the forums is pretty outdated

Boredom. It's a shallow grand strategy historical simulation with shallow life sim features.

Once you conquer a few levels of titles (e.g. go from count to king, king to emperor) then you have experienced the entirety of the game and have no reason to play it further beyond increasing your score, which is meaningless.

The most fun you stand to have is with a mod like Geheimnisnacht, where there is some semblance of an unfolding story you can be part of.

You're trying to play it like a map painting sim instead of what it's actually supposed to be, a character/life sim.

Try roleplaying a bit more.

Pirate all of it, disable meme-shit like Aztecs and supernatural events

Not really. CK is more about intrigue and keeping your family line strong.

Elder Kings 0.2.0 on moddb is the same version as on the forums, apparently

Paradox's games tell the future for Germany.

I don't even know how this happened.

It doesn't work as a roleplaying or life simulation because the choices you make are always meaningless in terms of the game, because there is no grand narrative to make them meaningful. You are simply presented with decisions every once in a while which determine your traits and the march of history as meaningless information continues. You can play pretend with yourself and do some bullshit LARPing AAR but at that point you are effectively playing pretend and the game ceases to be necessary.

So what are some good starting countries and positions? (I.E Duke,King,Count - X Country)

Have you considered crafting something with your hands or volunteering for a charity instead of playing videogames? They don't seem to be your cup of tea

turn off secret cults. I had the HRE and France turn fucking hindu because of secret cults.

Have you tried playing a game where it entertains you, rather than other way around, you fucking moron?

Depends on your expansions and what you like. Off the top of my head, there's in central sweden that's a decent start for viking stuff. I find republics super fun, too.

Yea, I play CK2. Love me some make believe

Reminder that HIP is the only way to play this game.

there's a duke in 867*

fuck

cool, why bother even turning on your computer when you can just use your limitless, autistic imagination for a way better game

You can play as a strategos it's a kind of duke

>a fertile imagination is a symptom of autism

that word has lost all meaning.

not him, but i also had fun just managing the realm and my family without actually using my imagination, i just tried to be as immersed as possible in what happened and selected some focuses that give me special events, then also joined the hermetics

it's not hard to be entertained by the game without creating your own world in your mind

at the end of the day it's all just pixels and sounds which are evocative for the brain. It sounds to me like you just can't deal with a less structured experience, or can't handle the lack of pre-ordained narrative. Do you enjoy Dwarf Fortress?

Boners you never knew you wanted.

FUCK ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS

> son with great stats turns gay

Don't u have other heirs?

>Not cucking your son to continue your dynasty

pretty sure if your son's gay he wont mind
>son can pretend to be straight
>family has an heir, of the actual bloodline at that
>old guy got a piece of his hot young daughter in law

only one who gets a raw deal is his wife given she has to take one for the team with the ol' bastard

OH BOY! Our greatest ally needs our help on this most holy crusade. DEUS VULT! XD

Good for you. Again, I'd rather get value for time, and that means not having to do the developer's job for me.

>at the end of the day it's all just pixels and sounds which are evocative for the brain.
The manner in which those phenomena are conveyed to the brain consists in the difference of quality between one piece of crafted entertainment and another.

> It sounds to me like you just can't deal with a less structured experience, or can't handle the lack of pre-ordained narrative.
I used to play pen and paper roleplaying games for years, I know how to play games solely based on the imagination.

>Do you enjoy Dwarf Fortress?
No. Because 1) it has shallow colony management mechanics (over-complicated resource chains for no meaningful game reason, overly-descriptive combat with little to no actual mechanical meaningfulness), and 2) it has an absolutely anti-immersive user interface (graphics, sound, etc). 3) As a procedural content generation engine it will never, ever produce a fantasy story as well-crafted as something by Tolkien or any mid or low-rate fantasy writer. And the same is true of Crusader Kings, it can never produce as rich and interesting a history as any historical writer because it lacks any narrative cohesion.

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What did you mean by this?

>what are the best porn mods

As far as I know only Lovers Lab has this kinds of mods.

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