Half-Life cinematic mod thread

Last thread was a goldmine. Lets start another one.

Don't abandon me, fags..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FREEMAN

FULLY

Don't run this into the ground.

Make me user

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if you want to instal this mod with no technical fuck ups,follow these simple steps

1.Grab a download for the mod
2.Place it in the Recycle Bin

Ferns

What do the faces look like in motion?

How does one man make such a mod
It's seriously incomprehensible, the amount of time spent into making this and it's just a mass of ferns, bridges, and 10gb of Alyx model variants
HOW HOW HOW

AY FREEMAN YA WISEGUY, AY I KNOW THIS AINT A GOOD TIME FOR A LITTLE CHITCHAT BUT I HAD TO MAKE SURE THOSE VORTIGUANT BOYS WERE BUSY OVER THERE

The author is a crazy middle-aged and sex-starved german, do you understand

FULLY

i thought he was dutch

AYYYY FREEMAN! CATCH ME LATER I'LL BUY YOU A BEAR!

Anyone know where I can find good porn of the Cinematic mod Alyx?

AYO FREEMAN, GECHO HONKEY ASS AWAY FROM MY MILK CHOCOLATE! YA EAR ME?? ILL SMOKE YOUR ASS, MY WHOLE FAMILYS ON THE POLICE FORCE ADN I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU

Alyx fakefactory 7 model is unironically top tier guilty pleasure.

>german
why are they always the worst when it comes to sexual deviances?
I'm suprised there's no pee or poo fetish in the "mod".

I CANT DO THIS ALL ON MYYYY OWWNN, NO I NO, IM NO FREE MAN, WOO HOOO HOOO, IM NO FREE MAN!

>blockiest ass award goes to

link to previous thread?

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thanks lad

AAYYYYY user FUGETTABOUTIT

MODELED

VAGINA

>I'm suprised there's no pee or poo fetish in the "mod".
Do vagina dripping count?


>Captcha: select all the bridges

MODELED

RENDERED

AY, NOW HEAR ME OUT HONEY, WHEN YA SEE YOUR OLD MAN TELL HIM THIS : PREPARE FOR BADA BING BADA BOOM

UP

FERNS

What the fuck?

>Prepare for badabing bada boom

Yo fucked up by not saying Bada bing bada BONK

TO

THE

CERVIX

without impromptu vocaroos its kinda shitty tho

HE

HOLY GABAGOOLY

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MOM SAID IT WAS *MY* TURN TO PLAY

Oh fuck.

SOMEONE POST IT

lol?