Let's have a good old guild drama thread.
>join a normie guild
>leader is a creepy fuck, hitting on me even though I'm underaged
>tries to manipulate people into staying with him by letting them take legendaries for free, even though he's the only tank
>decide to leave because I gained fuckall from his shitty guild
>months later, he still misses me being in his guild
>bunch of losers
>girl joins
>someone throws an autistic fit
there I've summed up 90% of the posts in this thread everyone go home
The 10% is kinda funny too.
But just general guild fuckery is good too
What a fucking weirdo. how long ago was this all and what game?
Yeah, and the worst ones are where the is legitimately trying to just play the game and enjoy it and some spergs fuck it all up. I gotta say it was rare is a fuck to ever have a girl around where you could bro it up and have fun.
I even knew a girl who joined are guild that was really cool and didn't let anyone other than me know. We had another girl who was very loud and obnoxious, the type of girl that was just getting carried through because she was a girl and they wouldn't boot her for being useless. At some point the girl needed to talk to communicate something very specific (i usually did it for her) and then the only one who cared she was a girl was the other girl who threw a god damn fit because she was territorial or some shit. Literally broke that guild apart, but in a good way, because the people who stayed with the bitch were all the spergs anyways.
About a year ago.
It was blade and soul.
Worst part is, I'm pretty sure he lurks here, or at least some part of Sup Forums.
Did you show him your boy pussy? and if not, why not?
What guild?
>underaged and posting on 4chin
really activated the almonds
No because that's gay
I have a slight feeling that it's you
Tell me what guild you think it was
Well I was underage at the time.
Not right now though
no sekuhara
Golden Kermit must be canon
Nope
Thank god
I went back into the normie clan discors just now and the weirdo is still obsessed with me
If not now, then later?
No I stopped being underaged because my age went up user
>join crew
>get in good with the discord crowd
>spontaneous masturbation problem, just cant jelp it
>all the guys in discord complaining about boners when I start rubbing one out
>moaner so its hard to keep it a personal thing
>explain i dont mean anything sexual by it its just something I do
>another chick joins
>sits in on one of our hiests
>I start jilling off
>she goes fucking /insane/ calling me a slut
>try to explain that I have a disorder and cant hjelp but to do it
>she just calls me a slut again and asks her hubby (one of the crew comms) to get me kicked out
cant even fuck myself without being called a fucking whore
That's hilarious
You could have just muted yourself y'know?
you are a whore though
YOUR GAMES ARE CLOGGING UP THE COMPUTER, JOEL
>join a guild from /vg/
>everything goes fine
Lies.
>join a guild from /vg/
>it's controlled by an inner circlejerk of trannies, erpers and fag enablers
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>join guild from /vg/
>do my best to make everyone feel welcome
>ensure no big cliques form by knowing everyone so I can mix them up frequently
>make sure everyone's friendly and drama can get sorted out without estrogen-fueled shitflinging
>i become the backbone of the guild
>leave when I get bored
>hope the guild doesn't die
be the change you want to see in the world user, it's never to late to invent a fake personality and live vicariously through it
>in a guild of randos I met while trying to do some high end quests
>there's this one healer who multiboxes and has some questionable english skills
>unusually high number of girls in the guild but everyone is actually cool since most of the guys are half normies with gfs or people who have been playing MMOs forever and know not to get into internet gf bullshit
>expansion launches, new members join, we raid, kinda cutting edge, everything's kind of cool
>one day one of our officers gets a tell from a mysterious character claiming that someone is leaking private information from our forums and plans to overthrow the guild
>he can't name the leaker for some reason but keeps providing information
>we're trying to figure out what the fuck, eventually start to notice something odd in this mysterious informant's speech patterns
>deduce that it's the fucking multiboxing healer
>he was trying to frame one of our newer members because the newer member was starting parties with one of our girl healers
>he had this whole elaborate plot with fake screenshots and shit and it was foiled by his poor english
Anyway he ended up threatening to commit suicide or something when he got kicked. Kinda sucked cause I liked him even if he was weird.
>play shitty flash mmo called realm of the mad god
>join a guild
>composed of some based Aussies and a few well meaning underage betas
>long-faced tranny joins because its a famous youtuber or something
>constantly complaining about people saying nigger, being offensive in general
>average obese sjw
>by the time it has shit the place up we have lost our place as top guild
>original members leave to play other games/join other guilds
>now it is nothing but fanboys and faggots
Fuck attention whore trannies. If you're really a ducking woman in a mans body you wouldn't tell everyone about how you used to be a fucking man for pity points.