How could this happen to me

>How could this happen to me

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Stop laughing at Battleborn.

>this thread again
because other games have done it better, just let games like those keep failing, eventually they'll stop being made

amen brother! I mean come on guys just take a look at that loser cliffy b, aka the cuck!

>fucking Battleborn has a higher all-time peak than Lawbreakers
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I thought this was a shop, it's real.

Even after going f2p they only have had 86 people online in the last 24 hours.

86 people worldwide

WORLDWIDE

Even fucking Chinamen, brazilians and russians don't wanna play this shit for free.

>we need to enter the whacky characters with abilities market!

WELCOME TO DUH FIGHT CLUB

Lawbreakers is doing pretty fucking pathetic too.

Who thought this genre was a good idea?

whats his obsession with the word badass

ALL UNITS BE ADVISED!!!!
ᶠᵉᵐᶦᶰᶦˢᵐ ᶦˢ ᵃʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ!!!

>spend little to no money on marketing
>insult your possible player base
>charge money in the age of f2p

He's a 13 years old that trapped in a 46 years old man's body.

As Cliffy started blaming gamergaters and the alt-right for the reason his game didn't sell "THEY SAY MY GAME HAS GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS SO DRUMPF TARDS HATE IT, BUY MY GAME TUMBLR".

so what are the chances of these being bots or the devs themselves, leaving a computer running with the game in the background

Daily reminder that Randy deserves everything he is getting

Somebody can post this 'script'?
Where he asks in the end if hes a badass.

Jokes on you nigga OW is for feminists too.

How many people play Lawbreakers on console?

Do you really believe that making threads mocking the abortions of battleborn and lawbreakers is gonna delay their death?

FFS when I first saw the randyposting threads battleborn had around 300 players and now it cant even reach 100

If you dont like making fun of assholes like randy or cliff why are you posting in these threads?

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>meanwhile fucking Brink has more than both games combined

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I'm kinda surprised these companies thought they'd compete with Overwatch, when even TF2 is barely hanging on in that regard.

Pop kek

.. be careful what you wish for

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MORE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING BRINK THAN FUCKING LAWBREAKERS AND BATTLEBORN

FUCKING BRINK


B R I N K

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone tweet this to randy and cliff

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Give Randy a break. He's just trying to run a fucking business.

Borderlands is all they have. They tried to expand to new games and failed.

>Borderlands is all they have
And thanks to activision's destiny 2 borderlands 3 will be destroyed as hard as battlebern was destroyed by over

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Lmfao. No. Destiny 2 is a totally different game

I love how hardcore Trump trolled everyone and every single person took the bait

Just like OW is a totally different game to Battleborn, or that's what Randy says

Randy and cliff barzooples are shit persons and I'm glad their games are bombing

>generic military photo
>"I'll just leave this here"
How desperate can someone be

Dont you fucking dare insulting the man who created Call of Duty

Has cliffy had any kind of reaction to lawbreakers yet? He's a faggot so I fully expect some tweets about how its a great game and only did poorly due to the players or something.

Moba fpasses not in trend anymore. Battle royale is where money at.
>Randy Pitchford's Pandora Battlegrounds.
Fund this shit.

Reminder

>Has cliffy had any kind of reaction to lawbreakers yet?
Not for him, but the developers under him have reacted by attacking overwatch on the steam forums

steamcommunity.com/app/350280/discussions/0/1473095331492486485/#c1473095331492972230

Other developer closed the thread and now the official word is that they are working on changing the marketing approach to the game

this really hobby grades coop capaigns genre blends my mulyi mode competitive e-sports meta growth choice epic heroes

IT'S LITERALLY COUNTER STRIKE WITHOUT THE ROUNDS

kek

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I want a game made by Randy pitchford, Sean Murray, Todd Howard, cliff B. and Molyneux
I can only dream

>market your game as the next big thing in esports
>it bombs
every. fucking. time.
and it will never not be amusing

i actually feel bad for Lawbreakers. its a good game, really.

guess that's the risk of releasing in an oversaturated market with little to zero advertising.

Jokes on you that line was mocking feminism.

>little to zero advertising
Pretty much the same fate as Titanfall 2.

I just had to look up that tiny head thing as I assumed it was someone taking the piss, holy shit.

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You unironically couldn't make this shit up

Whatever you say, Randy.

>Tfw you actualy like Battleborn

Tbf I do see why people don't like it.

nobody really disliked HDDVD, but blu-ray came out as the winner anyway
it's just how stuff like this goes.

I have no sympathy after he killed Unreal Tournament.

WHAT DO HALF THOSE WORDS MEAN RANDY, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT. IF VIDYA IS MY HOBBY, AREN'T ALL VIDEO GAMES HOBBY GRADE?

where's brink?
I thought its part of the meme now that its f2p

Battleborn has reached the point where people aren't even laughing at its own failure, but using it as a metric of failure to laugh at other games.

another decent game that riped because of that

f

life is cruel

Ask Randy, he will get mad and will yell at you

Calling it free trial hurts them more than they realise. It sounds like a demo or old shareware

forgot to post

OW isn't feminists, they are greedy grabblers. They know exactly what to do to play both sides for the fools that they are.

How much did Battleborn cost? 20 million?

That hurts to watch.

The standard left thought the answer was to make more "realistic" women who are in fact pretty frumpy and ugly. Blizzard realized the answer was to make the men really hot to women and the girls hot to men and then throw in a dyke or two.

eyes = raped

Was there an explanation for why the figures were so shit? I remember sering higher quality ones

Okay ra-grfghk.
*BREATHE IN*
*EXHALE*
FILENAME

lel

kek, even pinball has more players

>PRESS X TO TAUNT

>still in the triple digits

meh

I tried to play this the other day and it was a mess, barely any decent servers, the only one I wanted to play on gave me an error

the game might as well be dead

and glad it does

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EA seems to be actively trying to fuck over titanfall

Post the one where someone replies to Randy with a picture of Brendan Fraser

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Why is randy such a compulsive liar?
He is like that kid in your class who told you he knew the ceo of nintendo and other shit.

To be fair, 99% of the people "playing" that are using IdleMaster.

I think that's just EA getting payback aganinst Vince Zampella and Jason West for leaving them to make CoD with activision

>Why is randy such a compulsive liar?
Just like lying kids, they continue to act that way because they dont see the consequences of their actions

So he doesn't know either?

More like howard the cuck. Acting like an edgy 12 year old is not funny.

Its like when you ask you elementary school teacher something about class and he tells you your homework is investigating about it

Shut up Randy

It's already a dying genre, who knew if you took two tired game concepts(league and TF2) and mashed them together, it would create a vidya game sensation that would change the world as we know it for a maximum of up to three years!

Oh well, now it's time for a bunch of shitty pubg ripoffs/spinoffs until we are all tired of that too, the pubg fanbase will mirror the aging laughable minecraft's

It's not as bad a game as a lot of people made it out to be, but it does suffer from some retarded direction decisions. I thought the online co-op story mode was probably the best part of the game. It reminded me of playing through Borderlands with friends, only more casualized, which isn't really a bad thing, because you could boot it up when you didn't have time to sit and play Borderlands for 3 hours. The biggest issue is that their main mode is that retarded MOBA mode where you have to try to fight the enemy team, push lanes with minions, capture merc camps, etc. If people want to play a MOBA, they'll just fucking play lel or smite or something. They should've just made payload, KotH, and other generic fps modes so at least people could play it as a shitty fps. Right now it's trying to be both a shitty fps AND a shitty MOBA which isn't going to gather either crowd.

>ask a question
>"LOL U FAG DONT REPLY XD"
Literal autism

>more casualized than borderlands