Meanwhile, on the Sup Forums landing craft headed for Normandy

Meanwhile, on the Sup Forums landing craft headed for Normandy...

I hope I can finally go back home after this lads, but I feel something is wrong

it lands in lisbon because normandy is too popular

The balancing in this sucks

I can't wait for our landing craft to get hit by a bomb. I hope I'm the lucky guy who lives and gets pulled out of the water by some gruff looking sergeant who yells in my face.

watch me quickschope those pillbox noobs

just one day from retiring

Again, W-why is the exit on this goddamn boat directly in front facing the enemy's line of fire?

This craft is shit.
Sea mechanics are shit.
I hope the retard with the flamethrower doesn't fuck it up.

This mission is cool but the rewards are flooding europe with retarded, violent savages. Is this a bug?

Fuck off with your magical realm

FUCK THIS MAP AXIS OP.

FUCK YOU VALVE YOU DELAYED THIS SHIT FOR HOW LONG AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET WHY ARE THE HITBOXES SO FUCKED WHY ARE THERE FLAMETHROWERS WHEN THE ENEMY IS ALL THE WAY UP ON A FUCKING CLIFF WITH MACHINE GUNS WHY ARE THE GRAPHICS SO DULL HOW COME MY M1911 CAN GET A ONE TAP BUT MY FUCKING GARAND CANNOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

How long is the respawn timer again?

guys follow me we can clip out of the map and skip this shitty cutscene lol

jesus christ Conrad tie your fuckin laces

30 SECONDS

*throws up all over self

if 6 we all die

Christ, I hope they nerfed those fucking pillboxes
>they can shoot us
>we have to shoot through a mailbox-sized opening to hit back
Fucking defend this shit, Axis

Is it really smart to be landing on this fortified beach facing the enemies with a door on the front, bros...?

GOD BE WITH YOU YANKS

*turns around and kills zionist puppets on boat*

>My boots are wet
>My helmet is too tight
>This gun is kinda crap
>We're probably not even going to land on right beach

>Wish I was back home playing stick and ball

>entire team is snipers

what game had the best normandy sequence?

I played this map in MOHAA when i was a kid and took dozens of tries to complete the mission

Hey guys I um...dropped my canteen in the back of the boat. Let me just squeeze by here...

So, does anyone here know how to drive this repurposed trash can?

LEEEEEROOOOY JEENNKKK--

> be a support gunner
> theres no one to support

Can't wait to win this war through great sacrifice only to hand it over to our Hebrew overlords.

>stare blankly forward
>BLAARRGH
>stare blankly yet again
>see some retard having a seizure in his head

Woooow I can't believe the jews are making us do this. Why aren't they making niggers fight, jesus christ. So many fucking shills on my boat we're so fucked.

France is full of fucking muzzies and niggers anyway

Cod 2 back on 360

Haven't seen a better cod single player since..

My name is Private First Class Cotton Hill

And I'm here to kill tree fiddy nazis

>on the landing craft
>i'mplyig i'm not the monster of omaha

The faggots who designed this shit of a boat essentially sabotaged the whole mission. The morons in he upper brass aproved this and now were gonna die for it

STAY WITH ME AND WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS, WE GOTTA TAKE THAT BEACH

Traps are not gay!

I'm about to drop this faggot BAR for based STG44, let's make sure these blue eyes white weenie dickheads catch an L

Now hear me out guys, maybe we shouldn't shoot at the Nazis when we land. For all we know, a lot of them might be good people.

German here, this is total pay to win bullshit and you know it. You even bought those Russians the lend-lease DLC with its resource buffs just to fuck with me. I'm never playing this bullshit again after this

Sup Forums would be the soldier barfing and would be first to die

Man I can't wait to kill my fellow europeans so that our countries can be destroyed by nonwhites

>Fucking defend this shit, Axis
They're trying to

The entire platoon is dead.

>playing cod2 on console
Why? It runs on just about any toaster for superior control scheme as well.

The alternative is dismounting either off the side into 4 feet of water or off the back into 7.

fucking wehraboos made this map didnt they

Jeeze, I sure hope the heavy bombers don't drop to early and miss their targets cause the navy are being scared bitches, otherwise a lot of us are gonna die...

I wish I was landing on Utah beach

The human eye can see at like 500 frames per second. This shit is literally unplayable.

Guys what if the germans aren't even the bad guys in all of this?

Hey bois, russians doing great do you think we can destroy Berlin before them?

WE'RE HERE

MOVE OUT MOVE OUT

Why can't these Eurofucks keep to themselves. I could have been off to the islands killing Japs for Pearl Harbor but nooooo, "Oh America please come help us and our shitty empire", "Oh America please help us and our baguettes honhonhon", I swear to god these asses deserve to be our pawns from getting us into this shit twice. TWICE. None of us even wanted to be here, we had our own problems and some German autist we wuzzing his way all over Europe was funny and they were getting roflstomped by the commies anyway, now they want us to get in this mess? For fucks sake we were already supplying their broke asses with tanks, ammo, guns and lord knows what else, now they want us to die even though these Germaniggers were already getting destroyed? And now I have to risk not only dying but seeing my friends and comrades get torn to shreds as well? Fuck this shit, bet they're all gonna go commie in the future anyway. And why is that faggot in the other boat spazzing around?

>implying they aren't multiboxing

>mfw I flew over your heads last night and are now stabbing Nazis in the back
enjoy those pillboxes conscripties

Yeah because opening the front is such a good idea

when we get out there i'm going to play this trumpet

wait a minute... why am i with the bad guys?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wow, this landing craft is full of white males! I do hope they honor this event by keeping it all historically accurate!

Vietfag here, look fun can i join?

Sides are no different and the back is a quick ticket to drowning.
Amphibious assaults are shit. Also we're the fucking Army why the fuck are we doing this and not Marines

WHY THE ARTY WONT COME GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

*gets cut down the second the ramp drops along with all my squadmates

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I picked a hellova day to quit smoking.

IT AINT ME

Fuck you im with the Big Red One. I was fighting Rommel's scary as fuck army in the sand