Bought Nier: Automata because of the sale

>Bought Nier: Automata because of the sale
>10 minutes in I sell my OS Chip
>Credits roll

Why is this in the game?

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It would seem that you are too stupid for videogames.

Funzies

Losing minutes from my life isn't fun

Because you're retarded.

>nier autoundertale

>if you remove this you will die! remove it? y/n
>y
>you died!
WOWWWWWW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOOOOOOOOW BAWWWWWWW

>removing an OS from a computer renders it unworkable

You could've figured this

Nier is a bad game full of writing gimmicks like this. If you don't think this is amusing, you won't enjoy the dumbass plot that you have to spend 3 hours playing for the first time, and 40 hours replaying to actually hear the story.

Sup Dean. It tells you removing the chip will result in death.

Man do I hate it when I end up getting UFO endings in Silent Hill. Fuck that non-canon shit out of my ass flaps right now.

ITT: le wacky taroman can do nuthing wrong

warnings are usually there for your own safety, user. what the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

(You)

meme/meta gimmicks leads to automatic praise OP

That's bullshit because you can't remove your chips until you've beaten the tutorial.

>HEY KID DO YOU WANNA RUN THIS FARM
>No
>YOUR GRANDPA LEFT IT FOR YOU ARE YOU SURE
>Yes
YOU'D BE HELPING THE TOWN A LOT WE'D BASICALLY STARVE WITHOUT YOU WE ALSO GOT LOTS OF PRETTY GIRLS TO MARRY
>No
>IT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME IT'LL BE GAME OVER IF YOU DON'T
>ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANNA BE A RETARDED FUCKFACE AND NOT ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME
>Yes
FINE THEN ASSHOLE
>End Credits

>He took more than 10 minutes to beat the tutorial

Should have translated to system 32

i heard deleting system32 prevents this bug

You're suppose to delete system 32 first you fucking mong, everyone knows that.

What is A Wonderful Life

>kill yourself
>get a game over
Wooooooow

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why didn't feminists get up in arms about this game like they do every game with sexy females?

Dean?

Confirmed for not playing the game.
The entire opening area will take 45-1 hour for everyone

It's ok when based japan does it senpai

because its not a western game, therefore under their radar

>45 minutes to reach the bunker

I didn't think it was this possible to be this bad

Because feminism isn't about equality, it's them TEARING YOU DOWN so that THEY CLIMB UP. The rules are whatever they want to be, that's why they still exist even after we put them against methods.

It's all about power, and they're using victimhood as a vehicle.

Don't you have a stream to be running?

Why did Quiet in MGSV get the feminist treatment in western media?

Hello DSP

MGS is a much larger franchise than Nier

>minutes

It's a 10 second ending with 10 seconds sped up credits

For the same reason that Fem Freq isn't getting trotted out by the media like it used to; feminist gaming intersectionality is going away, mostly due to developer response. Turned out that throwing some bones their way was all it took to appease the noisy ones with an actual audience, and the ones left still screeching aren't getting an audience.

>Hey you kids fucked up and need to go save the world
>No
>What? But you have to
>No
>O-okay, the world is doomed though
>Credits roll

...

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That sounds like exactly what they hoped to achieve, women weren't trying to take away your vidya games after all.

Much more blatant and "male gaze driven" if I had to guess. Despite the big ole sniper rifle, everything else about her willowy physique suggests fashion model rather than combat specialist haunted by her past. That and their justification for her design didn't hold water for shit when The End had the same way of surviving while being fully clothed. Also Taro was smart enough when asked about 2B's design to be honest and just outright say that he liked beautiful women.

Oh, wow.

9S>2B

Holy shit that's hilarious. I actually feel like buying this game now.

>OS Chip [2]
>[2]

???

Honestly I didn't find her appearance that distracting in Nier: Automata. Nu-Tomb Raider and most modern fighting games are more boner inducing.

That's just the amount of space the OS chip would take. Removing stuff like the HUD or Damage numbers allows you to fit in more chips.

I beat the demo on my ps4 in 18 minutes on hard. How the fuck are you so bad at vidya?

Honestly same reason why steam has porn games without any SJWs screaming about it.

Trump is such an amazing distraction that all the SJW nutjobs are too busy autisticlly screeching to remember that videogames exist. Seriously can you name one SJW shitfit over a videogame since he got elected?

He made vidya great again. Thanks Trump.

it's shitposting

>Not enjoying the meta

You really are getting into the character of 2B

Let's hope for eight years. Is Rance IX good?

>"Hey Mario, wanna save the world?"
>[x] No.
>"Oh, okay."
>Game Over

woooooooooooooooow

Kek, is this real? Toobie can sell her chip and deactivate herself?

>IF YOU DELETE THIS SAVE YOU'LL START AGAIN
>DELETE SAVE
>Y/N?
>Y

WHAT THE FUCK I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!

Thank you based Trump.

its one of those games where they barely put any content in it so you gotta play it 26 times to get da truuu ending.

It's taking up cycles. Why wouldn't it?

At least he knew about the system32 joke

it's one of the many joke endings.

There's one for dying in the opening shump section in the prologue.

and of course, Sup Forums is ruining another thread

>why does my PC turn off when I unplug it?

except endings F and beyond don't force a complete restart from the beginning of the game

because the meme is that they have an ending for every letter of the english alphabet, so theres a lot of shit that just gameovers you

Look at all the E3 shit that was announced that all featured the same looking nigger woman as the protagonist.

It's a joke ending, most of the 26 "endings" are joke endings that are obtained by doing something like running out of the mission area during a story event, or killing a story important NPC

why would you do that you retard
i bet you're one of those kids that actually deleted system32

it's a lesson not to do retarded things

or eating a fish

SJWs don't play anything but Western AAA trash.

there's plenty of shit wrong with this game but op's quandary is not one of them
op is just a retarded faggot

...

>sell my CPU
>complain when my pc no longer works
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW did they even play test this? bugged computer mechanic huh huh huh

Its pretty solid, felt a lot like 6 again with you going around leading a rebellion. Gameplay was better than Quest but nothing special.

Rance was back to his asshole ways instead of being more mellowed out which was fun.

Beat the first half twice, beat the second half once, redo the final boss once, and you've now seen all the non joke endings

You're dumb enough that your time is probably nearly if not completely worthless, so it's fine.