Will the world finally end this year?

Will the world finally end this year?

Should I jerk off right now

Will I get out of this depressing rut?

Sept 23 2017

It is the date of birth of the Anti Christ

Get ready to throw one hell of a birthday party

nah I think I'll just go ahead, thanks Sonic Totem

Will I get a gf?

>Sept. 23, 2017
>Shadow totem reaches completion

Are traps gay?

>this is an actual theory
>it's rooted in Christfags being too stupid to know the difference between astronomy and astrology
>concerning an event that's of no significance in either field

I was going to make a joke about Christfags being so gullible they'll believe anything they read but then I remembered

>8
>people are always going to be this stupid

I know, Sonic totem. I know.

hh

>shit with constellations has nothing to do with astrology

You're one of those faggots that uses a lot of words while saying very little, aren't you?

will i pass medschool?

Will I have a happy, fulfilling life?

Will I ever kiss a cute girl on the lips?

will i get a gf?

Will CWC finally finish his lovequest?

Will this be the last year I get to live?

the theory revolves around an astronomical phenomenon (it is not actually a phenomenon btw) with an assumed significance by basis of astrology. also the Christian faith defies astrology, so, you're retarded.

Sonic totem, will I ever get off this wild ride?

Probably

>Jupiter appears like it's being born from the Virgo constellation after being inside of it for 9 months.

>THIS IS NOT A LEGIT PHENOMENON
>I HATE ASTROLOGY
>THIS IS BECAUSE OF CHRISTIANITY FOR SOME REASON
>CHRISTIANITY SUCKS

you're literally pulling shit out of your ass at this point.

Based strictly on what you've said tonight, you sound like an extremely unhappy person who just likes shitting on other people's fun, because you've forgotten how to have any.