Literally, blatantly plagiarizes CHIM from The Elder Scrolls as the ultimate explanation for the series

>literally, blatantly plagiarizes CHIM from The Elder Scrolls as the ultimate explanation for the series

when is todd gonna file a lawsuit?

That has got to be the worst tag line I have ever seen in my life.

>IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
>poster is just a face with 50% opacity over some trees
Someone got paid to make this garbage.

>it is happening again

Is this a poster for a TV series or a PSA for incontinence?

I loved the first season, and the 1st half of the 2nd. There was mystery and ayylmao's but also had likeable characters with real personailty.

This new season sits around in it's obscurity, trying to be an art film despite having no subtlety, while simultaneously having the slowest pace.

A complete disgrace

it gets worse.

Thanks for reminding me how shit Twin Peaks season 3 was. Fuck you OP.

I wish Bethesda would still make games with CHIM-tier lore

you do realize it's an important quote from the original series, right?

Is Twin peak S3 related to S1 and S2 or is it like true detective?
I tried a few ep of S1 and it's some shitty old The Young and the Restless mixed with boring cops shit
Can't make this shit up, over rated garbage

EVERY FUCKING TIME

It picks up 25 years after the season 2 finale. That being said, you should still watch it. You will have no idea what the hell is going on, but that will make it easier for your brain to soak up all the kino

It's related. Also Twin Peaks is part afternoon melodrama part police procedural part absurd dreamlike horror. It isn't for everyone, but it has a pretty engaging tone that shifts between camp and sincerity in interesting ways.

Season 3 goes further into the weirdness, and it's really divisive. I loved it, and there's other people here who thought it was worthless.

Is this real?

Fuck David Lynch

>IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT!

>kino
HAHAHAHAAHAHA

>I tried a few ep of S1 and it's some shitty old The Young and the Restless mixed with boring cops shit

I never understood this sentiment

yeah twin peaks was shot in the vein of soap operas, but there's nothing cheesy about it. The oddball, quirky citizens of the town makes sense when you think about how its just a small mountain town. The reactions of the town to Laura's death felt completely real. The surrealism of course is not at all a noteworthy part of soap operas and gives the cop stuff more character.

its pottery user

>you're a classmate of Laura Palmer

how do you save her, Sup Forums?

CHIM is just a mix of bhuddist and Hindu ideas about enlightenment. Even the stuff about reality being a dream of the highest entity comes from select interpretations of Brahma

shhh quiet ... half the fun of twin peaks threads is plebs thinking they're watching some high art shit when they are just watching Lynch shit. LOL

>all these mad brainlets

>thinking this is what the LYNCHED meme is about
HAHAHAHA LYNCHED

You just KNOW

lynch used to be good

this new series just shows that his little retirement did him no good, he has no fucking idea how to direct anymore

dogshit-tier cinematography, framing, lighting, set design, editing sound design, and an abundance of the worst CGI that has ever existed on a premium cable channel

hope you enjoy your waist-high medium shot long takes if you want to watch the new season.

want expressive, almost claustrophobic close-ups? creative scene transitions? a kitschy, 50's-esque surreal interpretation of a parallel universe?

too fucking bad. But you get dougie acting like a stroke victim managing to do nothing but fall into fortuitous situation after fortuitous situation. Like a god damned Bugs Bunny looney tunes cartoon where bugs isn't paying attention and walks through gunfire, traps, and all this other shit

>actually endorsing shit

wow its even worse than I thought!

literally the ending of s3

After finishing The Return, I came to conclusion that David Lynch must seriously fucking hate Audrey's actress for how he pulled that shit on her.

*blocks ur path*

fucking hell this is bad

>hating on dougie

God, the things I would do to Audrey.

I don't, I get the fuck outta dodge, go to Las Vegas and fuck Candy

At night I'm driving in your car
Pretending that we'll leave this town
We're watching all the street lights fade
And now you're just a stranger's dream
I took your picture from the frame
And now you're nothing like you seem
Your shadow fell like last night's rain

what the fuck was her problem anyways?

>SHE AND THE OTHER BUNNY GIRLS DON'T EXIST THEY ARE LODGE SPIRITS THAT DWELL IN LAS VEGAS WHICH IS ANOTHER NESTING GROUND FOR OTHERWORLDLY SPIRITS LIKE TWIN PEAKS WAS SHE IS COMPLETELY RELATED TO COOP REGAINING HIMSELF IN DOUGIE AND IS DIRECTLY TIED T-

oh nope she was just a literal ditz that had minute-long long-takes where she stares off into space because lynch needed episode filler

candy (aka episode-filler-pink-girl) like basically everything else was useless

>gave the show a shitty ending twice
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

where does serial experiments lain fit in the TP timeline?

>mfw reading all the fa/tv/irgins who actually liked the ending
I don't understand.

did they explain literally anything?

>dale cooper achieves CHIM
>dougie jones reunites with family
whats not to like?

they gave us all the clues. now we fuck off