Oh shit Sup Forums, /our guy/ is back at it. TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW

Oh shit Sup Forums, /our guy/ is back at it. TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW.

He's defending some police officer, although something doesn't seem right...he's acting like a rookie or something.

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Where's that cultist girl that's usually with him?

>he's acting like a rookie or something

That's because he is, he is third rate and I don't know why Sup Forums gives a fucking shit about him.

Pic related, this is an attorney you fucks should worship.

Forget that, he's acting like he doesn't even know he doesn't even know he's a lawyer.

It's on commercial here. Who's /ourguy/?

>LITERALLY WROTE NAME IN THE SAND AS HE DIED

How the FUCK is he going to bluff his fucking way out of this one?

Like, alright he's good and all but holy shit even Wright can't lie his way outta this.

For a dying guy, you really have to admire his ability for pretty damn impressive cursive.

Where's the fucking streamfag?

How can I get hair like that prosecutor?

That's not cursive dipshit

He's facing The Payne. He's probably shaking in his boots.

>Forgot the name of the person he's defending
>Twice
>The judge lets him continue anyways

Tell me the system isn't rigged, Wrightfags, I FUCKING DARE YOU

Dude is probably just having a bad day, come on.

Where the fuck is that girl with the big tits?

It's the only reason I watch this shit.

rest assured he'll pull yet another batshit insane explanation that will win the case and go unpunished because I don't know, he's the judges personal whore? Von Karma literally did nothing wrong

i heard Gavin is quite bad at poker

Literally who?

>VonCuckmafans still in THIS much denial
Don't you have a humiliated daughter to white knight?

is the stream over? if so did someone record it?

He's terrified of the Payne, it's completely natural.

Streamfag is dead...... or in school

WHY DO WE HAVE SIX DIFFERENT 2-1 THREADS

USE THIS ONE, IT'S THE OLDEST

FUG. PLEASE SOME-user! SAVE THE DAY AND STREAM IT TODAY! or else i'll be very sad.

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>haven't even played AA4
>thinks he knows SHIT

>USE THIS ONE, IT'S THE OLDEST
>posted 4 minutes after this thread

Nani?

We could shitpost the way we did for 1-4,
where some dude randomly uploads screenshots of the case and we react to them

Honestly, I don't think anyone can take streambro's place at such short notice, since he had all those borders in the streams

Kristoph is a literal who at this point in time, since we're talking about Justice for All.

...Oh.

meh, i prefer it when anons react in real time. heck i would even be okay if the steam was just stolen gameplay from youtube. but i guess we could do it like that. speaking of which, where can i see the older streams? the only one i managed to see was the one from june.

I see. Well anyway, he's probably a major attorney during AA2 too, chronologically speaking. He's not too young in AA4, right? He probably is roughly Wright's age, meaning they msut have started around the same time.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HE FUCKING DID IT

PAYNE FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Streambro wasn't saving them. Twitch is an asshole and deletes streams older than a week unless you deliberately save them

fuck, well now i feel like shit for both not being there on the other threads and streams/not recording june's stream.

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>CNN

The last hope of Karmafags everywhere, ladies and gentlemen.

Its a meme you dip

No it's not retard, it's actually on CNN.

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Why are there banana's on the defense attorney's desk?

Is he hungry?

>this is the attorney that defeated Von Karma and his daughter

The Von Karmas are shit user, this board has always enjoyed shitting on them.

Steel Samurai>Nickel Samurai>Pink Princess>Shitty Ninja
This is fact, only girls watch the Jammin' Ninja

Why is she so C-U-T-E?

Looks like a boy.

>implying Payne didn't just lose last time due to bad luck.
Can't wait for Phoenix to finally be btfo by the rookie killer

user, she's 8 years old.

God I fucking hate Phoenix Wright. He's nothing but a clown who relies on luck and bluffs.

Pic related is a real talented attorney

cause it's a boy
a tomboy, to be exact.
and there is mathematical evidence of them being one if, if not the cutest being ever

Didn't he used to have a full head of hair? You know, before he got destroyed by a rookie?
Underages literally cannot remember this, that rookie was Phoenix's mentor too.

It's like anybody can be a lawyer these days. I might as well be making a badge out of cardboard and walk in there stating I'm a lawyer and anyone would believe me.

Third time's the charm for hoping this causes him to show up
Stream is pablo09042

>The Berry Big Circus is coming this winter to my city.
Fuck, I am so hyped.
Unlike that time I saw the Troupe Gramarye, they were trash, with all those tricks and gimmicks.

Alright, I got something for you guys to watch
lawfuldickish

You better not be fucking rusing me

ITS ON

Girls that dress like boys are adorable.
Boys that dress like girls are fuckable.

WE HAVE A BACKUP
REJOICE

I finally finished DD and there's no one to talk about it with.
Aura did nothing wrong.

hey kristoph, i heard you were fucking shit at card games

Here comes the Payne!

Nigga that faglord wears nail polish

It's a ripoff of 1-5

>cop is illiterate
More news at 11

Who the fuck is Aura? That shit was so forgettable I can't even remember the villains.

She did one thing wrong
get muh dick riled up

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>the absolute state of the police department

>dick

you're not her target audience

>Paynefags

phoenixshots.imgur.com/

Reminder of this, some user compiled a fuckton of good dialogue of the AA games (and Hotel Dusk) into imgur folders

>The fcking DEFENDANT is telling Wright how to be a lawyer

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck is Wright doing? why's he taking so long talking to the defendant?

>Implying that isn't even hotter

>karmafags
It's time to let go and move on.

how do you feel about Athena being a robot

>Letting Gumshoe testify
It's like Payne wants to lose this case

OH SHIT PAYNE IS TRASHING HIM

>"amnesia"

weak excuse, Wrong

Did I hear Byrde right?
IS SHE FUCKING TELLING HIM HOW TO CROSS-EXAMINE?!

>Wright doesn't know how to Cross-examine

How.

The fuck.

Did he GRADUATE?

Fuck off Nahyuta, you're a plagiarissimo di plagiarissimo.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PHEONIX WRIGHT!

Isn't this courthouse in California? Why is the courtroom structured like a Japanese one?

You forgot that the Japanese Empire annexed California after they won WW2?

>Arguing over a fucking typo
Write fags this is your Lawyer

Wait WHAT

Is phoenix high or some shit? I saw him stomp von karma in his last case now he is acting like a rookie.

>HIS ARGUMENT IS THAT THE DYING DEFENDANT COULDN'T HAVE MISSPELLED MAGGEY'S NAME
LMAO

Japanese influences from the immigrants, dumbass

do they not have education in hickville, usa?

what's the difference between "maggie" and "maggey", anyway? asnking as a russyropean with no knowledge of languages of yours

He IS a rookie

>literally shot her client
Holy shit, is there a single person in the legal profession who's trustworthy? Everyone seems to be either a murderer or a nutcase like that Wright guy right now.

what the hell is everyone talking about?
is this just that ace attorney online thing?

That Gavin guy seems pretty honest

Case 2-1 is today IRL, as in, 8th of september 2017

The gay robotics lady who wanted to eat out Athena's mom.

Wait, the case has an exact date?

I heard he tried to sue someone because he lost in a card game with them once