Why didn't Travis just bang her?

Why didn't Travis just bang her?
She was pretty cute

Weebs aren't into niggers

Because Travis is a fucking betamax.

because he's into Silvia

because post more Shinobu

Too fat

bullshit. if she was, id be wanking to her even harder

]the sensei cant fuck the student you idiot thats forbidden

Because he felt like the pervy teacher in a porn, didn't you play the fucking game?

Those sensei-student relationships don't work in real life. They're creepy and have fucked up power differentials that shouldn't exist in a romantic relationships.

Correction: not fat enough

Because his heart belong to 2D

POST CHOCOLATE NINJA DAMN IT

he's desperately trying to fuck Sylvia

I am still angry we never got any Bizarre Jelly spinoffs.
I was sure they would do something after the success of madoka

amidoinitrite?

she was waaay too obsessed with a guy that cut off her arm

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that women love a man that don't care about their well being.

There's literally nothing wrong with having consensual sex with a teenage girl, even if she's your student

Sylvia is simply a better choice

>skinny
>no ass
>no tits
>white
>old
How is she superior exactly?

>no ass
she has an ass, just not the hundreds of pounds of blubber you apes fetishize

appeals to Irish taste

>old
Not an arguement

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based henry fucking a loli in his "nightmare"

She was like half his age and he only saw her as an annoying kid.

Travis is cute.

I'm splitting hairs but didn't samurai IRL get fucked by their sensei while being mentored?

Now that Smash 4 is leaked for Switch, will they reveal Travis as a character?

Damn. Now I want some chocolate milk.

yes

too bad irl nigresses are ugly as shit

that lizard looks fucking disgusting
>you look just as cute with yours
fuck

whatever you say, seamus

>trying this hard

the joke is that I'm implying that I'm also disgusting

Not if you're a teacher. Seriously I don't think it's a big deal as long as there isn't so shady shit but at least in America it's frowned upon.

She was 10 years younger than him, his line about "bad teacher-student porno" seems to imply he isn't into chicks that are too young. Also Shinobu is the kind assassin Travis doesn't click with, she killed her classmates for no reason in the first game, Travis ain't into senseless murder.

She was into him, and that's a turn off for Travis. He likes to keep everything as shallow and easy as possible. Extremities like revenge, lust, or pride he can relate with but someone who likes him without a complex ulterior motive is incomprehensible.

It's hard to remember with the ridiculousness of the plot that Travis is a decently well written human.

Should I play no more heroes?

This. Shinobu is too good for him.

bullshit

eh theyre ok

I don't know maybe constantly jacking off to anime has made him sexually dysfunctional and he is too embarrassed to do anything about it.

>He likes to keep everything as shallow and easy as possible.
Did you even play the second game? Getting away from that groove was Travis' whole "development" in it. In fact if he kept that shit there's no way he would've denied free pussu from Shinobu

racemixing is wrong.

Nope, those ideal brown girls in anime aren't African in the slightest.

Shinobu is a total butterface, and she was uppity as hell. Silvia is the type of woman Travis yearns for.

why didn't anyone into pic related?

Bossfights are good but everything else is meh. I wish they'd gone the Furi route with it.

>Shinobu is a total butterface
I can't even imagine how high your standards are.

used goods

She is pretty underwhelming, most boring boss fight. Nobody cares about Jeane.

Fat people are so pathetic.

>smashing your own extremely hot and young student that wants you
OP, that's real fucking gay.

Genre savvy.
He fucks her, and he does his usual disappearing act, she's gonna go all Kill Bill on his ass and he doesn't need that kind of trouble. Especially when he doesn't like killing women.

>Liking men

Edgy

>Especially when he doesn't like killing women.
Never stopped him again after he voiced it out.

>No one posts best girl

>she's not 13 so she's too old

Because he didn't have much of a choice. If he has an option that will stop him from killing another woman, he's gonna take it.

Don't lie on the internet, it's bad for your health

Because she didn't get as nearly enough screen time as Shinobu and Sylvia did, and was less interesting than the other boss girls that had the same amount of screen time. Bad Girl and the others are more memorable because they were interesting and actually did stuff, as little as they were. Jeane just randomly appeared, plot dumped something that had no relevance to the story.

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although he immersed himself akin to romanticized violence in his interests,
he also emulated and believed in common virtues in said interests, like a sense of honor and noblility

>Nope, those ideal brown girls in anime aren't African in the slightest.
Neither is shinobu.

That's not Alice Twilight or Bad Girl

Another hero, oh please!

No way fag

What about the purest?

>pure
As nihilistic as it gets.

>pure
Her vag is probably blacker than Shinobu's

she doesn't look very pure to me

Delicious brown gets me every time.
I actually felt pretty fucking bad killing her.
Her theme was supposed to be the second stage fight for Shinobu but it was cut.
RIP in peace

Bad Girl is for Travis after she's brought back by the Death Drive 2 and becomes his digital waifu

literally the least pure
bad dad is worth saving at least

i hate computers

I want to see more of the Bad clan.
Bad Mom, Bad Dog, Bad Grandpa.

Not digging the idea of giving Bad Girl a relative and a potential backstory out of it, he whole point was that she was easily the most fucked up assassin in that she had no reason whatsoever for what she was and what she did.

Can you fags at least keep this shit in your own threads? Thanks.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? POST SHINOBU!

>power differentials that shouldn't exist in a romantic relationships.

its the only way relationships work
if a woman doesn't feel depandant she wont stay
at least thats what my mother says and shes as redpilled as they come.

>Travis
>beta

did you even play the fucking game

He's a massive beta, just cause he banged his brother's wife doesn't change that

There's not much to post.

Yeah, but there's still SOME

Moe!

Is it possible to play the game without fucking motion controls so I can finally enjoy it in dolphin.

enjoy your vacation

>Bad Girl
>pure

Did you come from Bizzaro Earth?

Well fucking FINE

>tfw no insane qt molested prostitute gf who hates everything and everyone who can kill you with a single strike

>and is also your sister

Only if she beats me while we fuck

get a fucking dolphin bar

He's not. The new nintendo direct for the 13th has Smash bros tagged in it

>Travis doesn't fuck Shinobu or Kimmy Howell
Terrible

>serving a ban