-Kui!- Nē, watashitachi no gēmu o kau!

-Kui!- Nē, watashitachi no gēmu o kau!

ching chong song wong ding dong? huong bungle dungle
>Sup Forums will defend this
niggers

iie

いいえ、僕ちゃんは海賊です。ゲームを変えません。

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

*買えません

切腹している

NANI?!?!?!?

>"I will buy our game!"
No, Kijimbo we told you this many times the line is "Buy my game!"

Pick a damn language, you hack
Also no

すみません , 日本語を分かない。

I've read through Tae Kim slightly and I do Anki everyday, am I good?

買いません

Learn to Jap before you cross the border sempai

how much genki you got nigga ka

urusai kono yarou

>he doesn't know about potential forms
wwwwwww

Kono bakayaro, Todoki-san

Thanks google translate san, but what he said was grammatically correct

Zero, fuck.

*分からない
Also it's a bit odd to use すみません then casual form, すまない would be better.

Your skills need sharpening, but don't give up. Try out Genki.

japanese is not chinese

>he doesn't know the difference between "I can not buy" and "I will not buy"
wwwwwwwwwww

Kapanese Todd Howard you say

I thought 分かる was a ru verb, my mistake. Are there formal names for the types of verbs or are they just referred to as "ru" or "u" verbs?

I probably should be touching up on my grammar, that's definitely important. Thanks user

>I'm a pirate, I can't buy games
vs
>I'm a pirate, I won't buy games

This is why you aren't involved in translation, user.

>I purposefully speak unnatural Japanese to prove my 2 weeks of Rosetta Stone was worth it to strangers on Vietnamese trading card forums

Anonkun, I think it's time for bed

Asian Todd looks like he has Wong in his name. Never trust someone with Wong in their name.

What if his name was Wong Wong?

2 Wongs make a White

Can the average person learn Japanese fairly decently in the span of 8 months?

I had better, otherwise Nama-sensei is gonna hear about it.

Depends on your constitution.

>僕ちゃんは

I'm pirating your paid mods baka

of course you can dear

That's not correct

the average person can learn virtually anything within 8 months

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Arigatou todo-san

How do you respond, Sup Forums?

Moshi Moshi pirate Skyrim desu desu

る and う verbs is fine. Ichidan and godan are the proper names, but nobody calls them that, really.

In an alternate universe, Bethesda is a japanese company, and Fallout 4 is an Action-RPG with a cameo by the American version of Shinji, "Shaun Michaels" saying "Y'all want some grilled Radroaches?" in a cowboy sorta voice.

yeah you can. good enough for a decent conversation, or to read easy visual novels.

Well obviously I let him in and show him my creation club content.

that's sad she was cuter in the before picture

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING CANCER

Because you remind me I don't have the brain or the will to learn japanese. Is it worth it?

>Thinking this is unnatural japanese

user, I...

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Dont you want to play the original version of you games? What are you a pleb?

That chick was international model tier before she chopped up her face to look like a generic plastic korean.

Korean society is nightmarish desu.

>-Kui!-
The fuck is this?
I used to learn moonspeak in university but never heard it once.

I am your maid today, may I serve you Fallout, Fallout New Vegas, or Skyrim?

Oh you ask what is today's special masta?

That would be Fallout 4 + anime mod from Creation Club TM for $79.99

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Uhm only new vegas, thank you.

South Korea scares me more than their northern cousins, at least the norks are still more flesh than plastic.

Terr me ries, terr me sweet rittle ries.

And they aren't run by a group of cabalistic shamans whom are then ruled by corporations.
I should really read up on the history of korea and figure out why it turned out to be like it is.

>Unable to differentiate the nuance between only 2 verb forms
>Doesn't know that potential form verbs are preceded by が instead of を

Yeah, pretty fucking unnatural

oops, im sorry we've run out! Fallout 3 it is then!

You only want New Vegas?

Well, just let me fetch those papers you have to sign for ownership to New Vegas.

Sign here, and here, don't worry about the small print

there's more kanji in the japanese alphabet than there are stars in the universe

*atoms in the universe

And you won't need all of them, and neither does the average japanese, so that saves time.

なんで自分が作ったゲームを買う?

If you consume manga and anime and light novels then yes it is and you pretty much always stay competent at it if you're consuming content. In terms of jobs, JP is always hiring english/JP teachers so you could always head there and get a JP GF.

I'll get the Bethesda:Creation Club™ swimsuit mod ready Todd-sama

Isn't it supposed to be 買わません?

買う would only have a わ in its plain form but it would be 買わない

haha upvoted :D

*自分で

買う isn't imperative, dumbshit.

What about 自分の? We have a real mindfuck on our hands now.

toddu i must sudoku for farrout fouru does not have enough porn for forty five dorrus

Such a quality pun is wasted in this thread of plebs.

Shit, I meant its negative plain form. There's probably a better term for it but I can't recall it

tell me you weren't laughing your ass off when pic related happened during a nintendo direct

の would mean something like "I'll buy my own game". で functions as an instrumental so it would translate to "I'll buy the game I made myself"

This.
People just dont learn properly, and DJT on Sup Forums turned to shit, /jp/ is way too impatient, and there is no 'language' board on Sup Forums (there really should be desu) so you're left to your own devices.
I would recommend learning the hard part of the language first and then move on to the easier parts later on, as it helps with memory (for me anyway).

There is a Tod thread every 10 seconds. Set up the joke and then reply to yourself with the pun pretending to be someone else and get all those upvotes

I don't even have any Todd pictures, I'd feel naked.

And making your own (you)s is incest.

Incest is wincest... so they say

You should be using an imperative form, you're using the dictionary form of 買う which isn't actually telling me to buy anything.

That would be 買お, right?

>the average person
No. It takes the average person years and they generally still suck

買ってください OR 買ってくれ
would work here

Wouldn't 買ってくれ mean "buy it for me"? Not "Buy the game for me and support me" but "Buy the game and give it to me"?

くれる also functions for favors, not just imperatives. As in, "please do this for me"

If you're going to make that joke, at least have the Japanese capability to translate something along the lines of "You have already pre-ordered" into romaji for your memes.
This is just lazy reddit-tier memeing with no effort put into it.

>that gaijin who thought Toddposting was funny

wtf is wrong with this language

>kau

買えません = 買うことができない

>変えません

That's not necessarily true because すみません is a word that has been turned into a set phrase since it is so common. It's like いただきます or いらっしゃいませ

The short form is normally said by older men

This

WEEEBS

GET

OUT

Sure, what could possibly go wrong

便器掃除に戻れ、チャーリー

It's all gookspeak

>Implying Japanese is the only foreign language I know
Brainlets get out

I think she looks fine on the left desu

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