Which vidya god or equivalent being would you pledge yourself to?

Which vidya god or equivalent being would you pledge yourself to?

A

you don't keep the beacon after you finish the quest.

is the normie love for skyrim purely based on 9gag memes? did they even bother playing the game?

Laughing my ass off, look at this fucking nerd. Hey guys we got a nerdvirg over here!

you werent there in the thread

Hircine, I want a big fat werewolf dong

Nerevar

he wasn't a god

i already do

Talos and by extension Shor. Tamriel belongs to all of humanity, and every knife eared bastard is a threat to humans and will join the snow elves in extinction.

Crom

Nerevar disappeared at a sudden darkening of the sun and became a god. You can't dissuade me, plebeian

based as fuck

Nocturnal is fine af and you get to steal shit.

The Watchers

>He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. Better to be silent than to call his attention to you; he will send you dooms, not fortune! He is grim and loveless, but at birth he breathes power to strive and slay into a man's soul. What else shall men ask of the gods?

>thieves guild
>all you do is kill people like it's the Dark Brotherhood
>dude let's return this stolen object lmao
What a fucking shitty way to introduce a never before seen Daedric prince in the rock bottom of Skyrim quests.

Nocturnal is mentioned in oblivion and Morrowind. Can't remember if it is in Daggerfall as well

I said never before seen not mentioned, I Don't think Nocturnal even had a shrine in Morrowind and Oblivion.

Daggerfall, yes.

This is cute, is there more?

Khorne

Stormcloaks
inb4
>Ulfric is a traitor
>hes making easier for the thalmor to do to cyrodiil what the empire did to skyrim!
>muh reddit arguments
>muh thalmor dossier

Missing out on the thread aside, what part of OP's comic implies the Dragonborne finished the quest? It's not like you can see Dawnbreaker on his person. Why are you so prepped to be offended by what you imagine to be normalfags?

>user in charge of not being retarded

Solaris.
>Awesome as fuck aesthetic, gold filigree with red fabric and white marble
>Get amazing solar spells and abilities
>Her temple is fancy beyond belief
>No fucking with your mind and body beyond giving you a burning aura
>Golden lady with impressive rack who doesn't wear much

RNG.

Dibella, Sune, and Sharess. All at once. They'd be into that.

my angry ass crystalline nigga
gonna orderify the world and read books and shit

hmmm volkerh

All of them.

With proof of existence that all Gods and Daedric Gods existing, why wouldn't a reasonable individual go to extreme lengths to please all of them at the same time? I'm talking about Devoid Crusader-Esque Polytheism, prioritizing Gods over men and mer.

Perform any task given to you by any God or Daedra, so long as they don't counter any wishes of any other God or Daedra. Kill someone? So be it, murder a child in the name of literal Gods. One man on a crusade with at least 20 different banners.

True Tribunal.

She did have a shrine in Oblivion, the reward was the Skeleton Key.

Every Daedric Prince except for Dagon (and Jygalag) has a shrine in Oblivion

We call those schizophrenics

Jyggalag more like Niggalad am I rite

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Problem with that is that most of the Daedra are egotistical fuckwits who wouldn't appreciate being treated as one of a set.

NEW

Meridia is against undead, guess what Molag Ball is favor of.

Why, though? You have physical proof of many Daedric lords existing, and only proof that only a handful of them are even malevolent. In Skyrim, less than 200 years after Dagon attempted to conquer the planet, he goes back to a general demon lord sideboard bro that gives his daggers to anyone willing to kill in his name.

Maybe, but in the long Run, as shown by both Oblivion and Skyrim (and to a lesser extent, Morrowind in SOME cases) you can worship multiple Daedra Gods at the same time, as well as the 9 Divines, and even several Patron Saints of the Tribunal.

I WANT TO FUCK THAT BEACON

xom

Boweetyah and Bal hate each other too

>Sheogorath now wants you to turn against all the other Daedric gods and deface a few of the Divine's Shrines, or face being turned into a living cabbage.

It's possible to serve one without pissing off the other, so long as merely serving one in name isn't cause for pissing the other off. They usually hate each other by action, not by name. There would be ways to please Molag Bal without pissing off Boethia or Meridia. For instance, Molag Bal, despite loving undead and Meridia hating Undead, also loves Soul Trapping. I'm sure neither Boethia nor Meridia dislike the concept of Soul Gem offerings, and in Morrowind, most Daedric Shrines have a Grand Soul Gem or two offered as tribute to them. Easy compromise.

One man, many Gods.

>fuccboi NieR
I'll never get used to it god damn

you do realize one of them's just gonna get a new guy and go "hey champion, this fuck's being an indecisive idiot, kill him"

Maybe. Won't stop me from building a polytheistic empire as an unstoppable God-Fearing warrior, using all of my divine boones to build a civilization that will stand the test of time.

It's possible, but it's dangerous to follow.
The thing is that if you are an irrelevant person you will stay irrelevant no matter what, if you are a powerful being or a wizard or hero of some sort Daedric Princes will fuck you up and fight for you if you double cross them, especially if you cross them with Princes they hate.
For example Miridia and Molag Bal are enemies, if any of those Daedric Princes notices that you also worship the other they will send Aurorans/Dremora after you.

Tentacles and teeth, within, and beneath

>Won't stop me from building a polytheistic empire
Ayleids got stopped pretty well.
> as an unstoppable God-Fearing warrior
Daedric Princes do not like each other.
>using all of my divine boones
Which will be taken away from you if princes don't like you.
>to build a civilization that will stand the test of time.
Unless Lorkhan doesn't like you and sends something like Pelinal after you, which you have no foreseeable way to defeat because Mundus is cheatsheet for Lorkhanic plans and everything always goes his way.

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STOP!! DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE BEACONS!!

Several wizardly orders, secretive cults and orders that have one of the 1008 weapons of destruction will fuck you up.
There is a reason why Tiber Septim needed Wulfharth and Zurin Arctrus, the strongest shezzarine and the most powerful enchanted in history to conquer Tamriel, and even then he needed Numidium, the strongest thing in the universe to conquer rest of Tamriel.

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The Holy Light of Warcraft. Or maybe some dragons from there.

I'd see myself work for the GDI of Command & Conquer as well

If Molag Bal wants to kill me, I'll just turn his warriors into Black Soul gems and give them right back to him.

Excellent points, but surely there's something that ALL of the Daedric Princes want. Otherwise they're a bunch of "means'" floating around in a sea of no "Ends'".

Can Daedric Lords even die? What's the point in hating each other if they can't kill each other?

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AAAAAAAAAA

Dibella

Only answer

Well what the fuck can they do? Can't touch the guy who's in bed with dozens of other gods.

They all realize whats up and collectively nuke you then go back to fighting

>Azura
Wants to spread her influence on Mundus through seduction, being a "good" Daedra and other tricky means. Is allied with Boethiah and Mephala.
>Boethiah
Prince of plots, Machiavelli of Daedric Princes and one of the beings in the universe through which you can learn CHIM. Greatest influence on Morrowindian culture and their belief that any struggle can be overcome with enough wits.
His goal is some sort of a grand Plot, which is unsurprisingly unknown. Allied with Azura and Mephala.
>Clavicus Vile
Daedric Prince who is constantly attempting to increase his power through dubious contracts, the closest to Faustian devil in TES.
He is just extremely power hungry.
>Hermaeus Mora
Holder of all the knowledge, known, unknown and non-existent, or so it claims.
It wishes to know all there is to know and not to know.
>Hircine
The greatest hunter in and endless search of finding a greater prey.
Endless hunt that escalates is his wish.
>Jyggalag
Prince of stasis and order.
His wish is to reduce all of Aurbis and existence to a perfect unchanging order, set in stone like a crystal.
>Malacath
A formed Aedric Et'Ada who is constantly self loathing and hating himself, he is the patron of pariah folk.
Through his self hatred he wishes to help all of those like him and corrupt all that is beautiful.
>Mehrunes Dagon
Agent of Change and Destruction.
He wants to constantly change everything around him, change that is both destructive and sometimes needed, this might include conquest on Mundus sometimes.
>Mephala
Daedric Prince of the unkown, fate etc.
It's motivations are not completely known, it's allied to Boethiah and Azura.
>Meridia
Magna-Ge turned to a Daedric Prince.
Above all it wishes to return to Aetherius and become a Magna-Ge once more, in attempting to do so it became a zealous insane creature that hates and destroys everything which is opposed to the Aetherial order of Magna-Ge.
Hates Molag Bal.
CONT.

>Molag Bal
Prince of Rape, Domination, subjugation.
He will grant you great power AND HE WILL FUCK YOU UP, have no doubts about that. By the end of his servitude you will be in shackles, murder raped by monstrosities of all sorts till the end of times.
He wants to dominate all that exists.
Enemy of Meridia.
>Namira
Lady of decay, katabasis.
She wants complete and utter decay of everything that exists...for some reason. Return to it's base form, a giant recycling God of sorts, though recycling means cannibalism in this case.
>Nocturnal
Daedric Prince of darkness, endlessness and some say Oblivion itself. It doesn't fuck around much but some argue that it is one of the most powerful beings in Aurbis and it owns multiple Daedric Planes.
It is not entirely known what it wants to achieve.
>Peryite
Pestilence, disease, natural order and king of lesser things.
He is tasked with watching over lesser realms of Oblivion many of which are contained in the Pits, his plane. He just passes from one realm to another making sure everything is alright for lesser Daedra.
He doesn't seem to have any grand ambition.
>Sanguine
Owns endless realms connected to each vice and pleasure there exists.
It seems that he wants to experience all there is, create new experiences and let all share his endless pleasures if anything.
>Sheogorath
Daedric Prince of Madness. Due to his madness it might seem that he has no grander goal.
He was born after Jyggalag was cursed by other Princes with help of the Sithis shaped hole left by Lorkhans divine spark. Thus many argue that Sheogorath to this day holds connection to Lorkhan and his divine scheme.
>Jyggalag
Prince of infinite order and changeless stasis.
Perfect weapon against other Daedric Princes, he was virtually unstoppable due to his sphere and had to be turned into his polar opposite to be defeated.
He wants to bring ultimate changeless order to all.

>Vaermina
Daedric Prine of dreams, nightmares and torture. It knows the great power that dreams hold in this universe and it wants to shroud Aurbis in it's endless nightmare, thus gain control over all that is.
Vaermina is an enemy of Ebonarm, Boethiah, Peryite, and Hermaeus Mora, but is allied with Sanguine.

>No fucking with your mind
How do you explain the blackguards pledging themselves life and soul to her then

gimme sanguine boss

>Merhunes Dagon
>this might include conquest on Mundus sometimes
He needs to conquer mundus because, as an ex Lepper Demon, he needs to undo changes he did to Mundus throughout various Kalpas. This is only possible if he destroys it. Then his curse will be broken and he can return to his mortal existence.

>Nocturnal
Also Ur-dra, the first prince. A ceremonial role given to her by all others.

I figured it was out of their own volition, but probably not. All of the gods in Path of Exile seem to just take their followers without caring what they think about it.

Why hasnt there been any mention of Jyggylag since we defeated him in the Shivering Isles? Surely he can't be gone for good

>It's possible to serve one without pissing off the other, so long as merely serving one in name isn't cause for pissing the other off.
No it isn't because even if you somehow did manage to keep them all happy for a while eventually Sheogorath would start giving you tasks that contradict those handed out by the other princes just to fuck with you

He is a Daedric prince without a sphere of influence and no relics, worshipers or portals on Mundus, it would be very hard for him to spread his influence...initially.
Planes of Oblivion were originally harder to reach and there was a good natural barrier between Mundus and Oblivion. This all changed when Direnni started opening portals and experimenting left and right, bringing in Daedric creatures and artifacts of all sorts, making contracts with various princes and whatnot. In a way what Direnni did caused portions of Daedric princes influence to seep into Mundus permanently.
A Daedric Prince without worshipers, portals, artifacts, shrines etc. on Mundus has virtually no way to influence Mundus at all.

Basically Jyggaag needs help from other Daedric entities, some sort of grand plan or he has to be reached out to by a mortal to establish presence on Mundus.

Y.V. so he'd bless me with some nice guns.

How can the "gods" in memescrolls universe even interact with mortals?

From what I understand is that they can't just el deleto you from existence, but have to rely on henchmen and second-hand interaction to get things done.

yuzhan vong

any that actually do shit cause the real life one doesn't *tip fedora*

There's a metaphysical separation between Mundus and Oblivion. They can reach into Mundus, but they don't have their full powers in there. It's like they can just reach inside with one of their hands and can't push the banhammer thru the hole.

Meridia is calling the Dragonborn champion

The retired goddess of mountains

kero kero

First of all, Gods don't exist in TES, more importantly everyone is a God including mortals, the only distinction between a God and a mortal is power level because biologically and spiritually mortals are just stabilized Ada (spirits).
Aedra are ancestrial spirits that are part of Mundus, Daedra are alien spirits from planes of Oblivion that often wish to influenec Mundus.
Now imagine it this way, I will bring a retarded explanation through some arbitrary stats.
Lets say Daedric Princes have power pool of 100%, through shrines and artifacts they implant permanent influence on Mundus, so lets say some Daedric Prince sacrifices 5% of his power pool to have constant presence near his shrines, he can also spend additional energy to summon shit and openly communicate like he can use 10% of his energy to summon a horde of Dremora into Mundus, leaving him with 85% of his power. There barriers are active on Mundus, like Dragonfires or now permanent new barrier created by Martin Septim, and barrier does something like this
>A Daedric Prince can not merge planes with Mundus, can not physically enter Mundus without a lesser avatar and he can not exert grand influence on Mundus (Lets say no Daedric pricne can put more than 50% of their influence into Mundus)
Lets for example take a look at invasion of Mehrunes Dagon, he initially sacrificed all of his energy that he could, all 50% to kick off the grand invasion. As time passed he could open more and more portals and send in larger and larger armies, eventually when barrier fully weakened he was able to fully enter Mundus and once he would merge it with Deadlands he would have 100% of his power in both realms. 100% of a Daedric Princes power is omnipotene, so when a Daedric Prince is not invading or spending his energy he can instantly destroy anyone in his realm, once Mundus would be conquered it would be impossible to defeat him.
cont.

Mundus is Anuic by default, Jygglag has no reason to order the already order Mundus. Oblivion is padoymaic therefore it would make sense for Jygs to be disinterested in Tamriel and focus his efforts on Oblivion.

did the quest yesterday. she's really cute.


btw, is it totally random in which chest the stone will appear?

Now lets say, Meridia has more shrines than Molag Bal. She has 7% of her power permanently on Mundus and Molag bal has only 5%. You try to please both and make both mad in the process she or he can attempt to destroy you. Now mind you, unless you are a powerful warrior/wizard of some sort that will be more than enough to kill you, but if you do manage to survive they can send more of their power through their shrines and artifacts to hunt you down, 10% more, 20% more, or just go balls to the wall and do all of the maximum 50% power they can exert on Mundus when the barrier is up, summoning a giant avatar of themself that can destroy virtually anyone.
If at this point you are not fucked and manage to defeat them, you are most likely someone like a Dragonborn or a wizard as powerful as Divayth Fyr, in which case you didn't need their help in the first place.

If you are wondering why Daedric Princes don't always exert maximum of their potential influence, it's because that would leave their realms weak and would leave a potential to an invasion, and as I've said before if a Daedric Prince is at full power in his realm he is undefeatable thus he always has almost 100% certainty that he will be able to defend his realm.

yes
I once found the beacon when I was stealing everything from the Vigilants of Stendarr hall

Have a grand old time pounding back daedric ale, ripping the bong, fucking bitches and generally broing it up with my lad Sanguine

>Niggalad
Sounds like Blackman's sidekick

>Mundus is Anuic by default
Mundus is not Anuic, it is mix of both. It was inteded to be Anuic, but Lorkhan who is the unstable mutant of Sithis warped it to be something more than just Anuic. To prove that it's not an ideal Anuic world you just have to look up at the stars, there is a reason why all of the Magna-Ge and Magnus ran away.
Jyggalag wants perfect stasis comparable to Aetherius, unchanging and permanent.

kero kero!

You're completely wrong because your starting point is wrong. God/not-God is not about the power level. Power level is an after-effect of your metaphysical being having changed.

The second point about Mundus merging with Deadlands is very misleading. It could technically happen, but not because he merged the two in a special way. It's only because nobody else could/wanted to invade (it's not completely clear). So if he turned it to Deadlands, it'd be because nobody challenged his taking over of Mundus, not because it became his.
Then again, Mundus has Lorkhan as... basically its soul. That Dagon would be defeated was very probably a metaphysical certainty.

Your percentages about "having this much power" on Mundus is full retard. First of all, all daedric princes don't have the same base power. Secondly, their power is heavily based on their metaphysical essence which is not measurable in power levels. Their influence on Mundus is unmeasurable in pure math. What you're saying is akin to saying lemonade tastes like 7% of coca cola in a sandstorm.

Lastly, daedric princes don't extert their influences over Mundus fully because there's a metaphysical barrier between the two; the second strongest divine Enantiomorph. Because there are Towers active which stop it. Also because of Martin Septim's AKA enantiomorph. And Amulet of Kings before that.
Daedra invading mundus if they tried harder is still impossible. They're bound by their nature to Oblivion.

Mate, you got some knowledge of the lore, but your posts are horrendously wrong in this case.

It's strange because in almost all playthroughs i always found it in the same chest, was it a bug?

I'd kero her kero, if you know what I mean.

Suwako is a powerful goddess, she's not for the likes of mortal men.

im not mortal tho

Maybe you just reached the level where it appears and always do the same dungeon/bandit hideout?

nobody can beat the cock

I find that to be unlikely but it could be.

Woedica did absolutely nothing wrong