He plays as elves in games

>he plays as elves in games

>he doesn't play as elves in games

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I just want to be beautiful. That's all I care about ever since the girl I liked in high school told me she'd love dating me if I didn't have such an ugly face. She seemed really sad about it too.

beta

>Elves are dumb
Any character is better than Elves

>When Dwarfs, lizard people and other furry races exist

Sure

I legitimately don't know how to roleplay/self-insert as any non-human race. All my best attempts just amount to "human with pointy ears" or "human,but loves to drink", without actually being able to express any elements of the foreign culture. Wat do?

>Hates magic
>When magic is ultimate power
Lel, when a troll comes knocking dont come to me begging if I can disintegrate it. And dont ask for healing potions either the next time you get burned by a wyvern

>not playing as metal elves
Bad taste

There's literally nothing wrong with being an elf girl pounded by a muscle futa orc girl.

>Be high elf
>RP as a Thalmor agent
>only wear clothes befitting the master race
>Talk shit about lesser races every time you pass a non high elf on your travels
>Check every nords home for evidence of Talos worship
>Also check their pockets
>Possession of an amulet of Talos is grounds for execution

Where are my Sweden cucks at? I'm in Gothenburg for four days and need someone to show me around.

elves are literally the übermensch
>smart
>skilled
>good looking
>tall
>white
>blonde
>live for thousands of years

>playing elves
>ever
Really toggles my cats

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Dunmer are the only good elves in existence

>moody faggots that hate everything and everyone

Literal edgy teens

>all that
>still usually dying, marginalized, irrelevant versus based humans
>spend all day whining about it
To have so many natural advantages and do nothing with it is the height of complacency and decadence.

Remove. Elf.

Any elf is deserves being beaten to death by a garnet encrusted sock.

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Who was in the wrong?

>There are people on the planet
>There are people on this very planet RIGHT NOW
>Who ALWAYS play as the designated cum-dumpster race

Why?
What causes this mindset?

>playing as the edgy 12 year olds
Would be a shame if some dinosaur ate your legged snake deathkill

The same gene that causes healsluts

why are there no good rpgs where i can play as an orc?

i just wanna smash and bash

elf nigga dumb as shit for not just killing isildur and saying he fell in with the ring

So you wanna be retarded?

if he wanted to be retarded he'd play as you

>Playing as a filthy Fucking knife ear

Big words coming from a small brain, orc

Real dorf hours

I played Dragon's Dogma as a 6ft tall, buff, brown skinned elf woman.

Good times.

>he plays a sword and board fighter

true sign of a pleb