Seinfeld Online

I swear I've been looking all over the stupid whale minigame for the last three days. How the fuck am I supposed to find the golf ball? I even took the whale biologist tech tree but it doesn't seem to help.
I might go back and grind at Babu Bhatt's restaurant for a few levels unless you guys have a solution

George is so underpowered he can't do anything he fucking sucks why did I decide to be a George I wish I was a Kramer or even a jerry or maybe.. maybe I could've been an Elaine. Probably wouldn't be too bad being an Elaine. You get to sleep with whoever you want and you don't ever get bald. Hmm..

Try the bowling mini-game. It's insane, its crazy time. Talk about a rush! You'll be throbbing, you'll see visions!

has anyone here gotten the curb your enthusiasm expansion ?

>spending points on whale biology
What a retard, that quest won't appear at all if you have points in whale biology
Didnt you read the wiki

>George is so underpowered
>I wish I was a Kramer or even a jerry

try going abstinent george. shit's OP as fuck.

Sunny in Philadelphia Online is a better game. You can't prove me wrong.

>rolled a serenity now Lloyd Braun just to grief Costanzas

>tfw the 'Larry David as George' skin is locked behind the CYE expansion
I just want to roleplay as an older, more refined Geroge without having to deal with the retarded wobbly-cam bullshit

>doing a raid on this soup dungeon
>finally finish it
>we all get soup
>i crack a joke about how weird the equipment system is
>the guy yells at me "NO SOUP FOR YOU !" and then kicks me from the dungeon
>lost my equipment as well

fucking role players

>It's like Seinfeld OnCRACK

get outta here

it's ok but the ever since the frank reynolds expansions it's gotten worse and worse over time

I'm playing an Elaine alt and I can't get the soup for the soup quest. This was so easy on my Newman main. What am I doing wrong?

Did you unlock the armoire relic first?

He's right. You need to fully expand the architecture tech tree to get the quest.

HELP HELP HELP

WHAT OBJECT IN JERRY'S ROOM WAS DUNKED INTO THE TOILET - IT'S A TIME LIMITED MISSION

the George players on your server are probably finishing more quests than average. The Even Stevens System (ESS) means you'll get a few hidden debuffs and won't be able to advance in certain quests until balance is resorted

>look at the nu-seinfeld gaymer
true gamers play vanilla seinfeld and main Kessler

>It's slower that means it's more intelligent gameplay.
Four step flow charts truly are the epitome of tactics.

>George
>Underpowered
He's literally the best character to play as. You just have to learn to believe your lies. Soon you will be fishing up rye bread and getting your own personal disable bathroom.

Why the fuck is this encounter so goddamn hard as a Kramer main? Can anyone help me out here? They keep hitting me with that damn fear debuff.

These are the most reddit tier threads.

>be me
>mr ross main
>group up with a mrs ross and a george for a dungeon
>he says its in the hamptons
>supposed to be a really cool dungeon
>2 solariums
>rare mounts drop there too - snoopy and prickly pete mounts
>he offers to drive
>motherfucker is driving for like 4 hours
>we finally stop and theres no dungeon

mfw he made it all up