No Smash Bros

>No Smash Bros
>Shovelware out the ass
>no Bayonetta ports
>no W101 port
>most exciting thing was Doom and Wolfenstein getting ported and those already play better on PC

This was fucking awful. I don't know why you niggers hype this shit up.

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Hey they announced a lot of third party support which is good because it is developers testing the waters with the switch so if they do well the future looks bright. It's not always about the big titles you gotta pay attention to everything

>wanting a Smash port that soon
if someone hyped this shit, it was you, nigger

>smashtards having an autistic meltdown in the stream chat

You must be fun at parties. Oh wait you don't go to parties because you're a loser who just shitposts all day on Sup Forums about Nintendo.

I wasn't expecting Smash but this Direct was like 95% filler. The other 5% is spoiling shit about Mario Odyssey that I'm avoiding so I can actually have a fresh experience. Something that Nintendo doesn't seem to fucking value at all.

~45 minutes of garbage.

What did you expect?

I kept telling those dumbasses that it's only focusing on what's coming up in the next few months. Unless we already knew about it, we weren't getting any info on something coming out past early spring 2018.

>collection of the best Mario Party minigames, which are the only worthwhile part about Mario Party
>it's on the fucking 3ds

Still no VC. I'm done with jewtendo.

Stop locking the fun behind overpriced physical DLC

>Don't announce anything 3rd party support related
>HA WHAT SHIT NINTENDO HAS GOT NOBODIES FAITH WHAT A SHIT DIRECT!
>Don't announce many first party games confirm that they've got the faith of companies with decent amount of third party support
>NO FIRST PARTY GAMES NINTENDOS ALREADY OUT OF GAMES WHAT A SHIT DIRECT

There was never a way to win with you faggots.

What a shit direct.

This was very upsetting.

USUM and FEW news though.
Minecraft on 3DS though.

Sure I had to sit through boring Xenoblade and Square-Enix shit, but it wasn't all bad.

Lyn getting the recognition she deserves was pretty hype. Pity it was for a shitty musou game.

Mario looks cool, reminds me of Banjo-Kazooie.

The direct as a whole was a shitshow though, yeah.

Lyn is garbage.

>USUM
>FEW

Wow it's fucking nothing

That was a pretty bad direct.

Mario looks ridiculously good, Xenoblade 2 looks good as well aside from the english VA (seriously, what the fuck was that?) and some of the characters. Aside from that it was nothing special.

>Xenoblade and Square-Enix shit
>Hypes up USUM and Minecraft on the 3DS
...............................

Your mom is garbage.

Nobody EVER got excited by multiplats. Only the exclusives matter.

>mad about no Wii u ports
>don't care about not getting AAAs
the absolute state if nintenbros

enough is enough Nintendo, you are not the boss of me now!

literally no new games announced
>just ports or old arcade games and a best-of
holy shit, how insanely disappointing, why the fuck did they spend so long on xenoblade and not announce anything new

Two shitty RPGs. What more is there to say about them?

Pyra from XC2 looked pretty fuckable though.

They had plenty of time to cover both. They didn't need to spend 10 minutes exhaustively detailing Xenoblade.They didn't need to spend so much time spoiling Mario, a game people were already sold on.

>No Smash port

Good, the Switch is gonna get so bad if Nintendo caves in and just starts porting Wii U games.

Was there anything different in the Japanese direct?

they fucked us bros
they completely FUCKED us

Not really...

DELET THIS

Literally who

Yeah they confirmed Super Smash Bros. 5 with a Ridley newcomer trailer

This is why I avoid Directs. They talk about the same shit we already known about for the past months 95% of the time while the rest is new shit.

How can Kirby and Mario be the only games Nintendo have in development for the Switch? Surely they should have Pikmin or Animal Crossing in the works

it was horrendously bad, like considering selling my Switch bad, very deflated

it needed more xenoblade tutorials

I'm never excited for this shit because it's always shit. I don't even bother watching, I just wait for everyone to come tell me how shit it was.

The direct was weak, but Odyssey looks really fucking good. I'm still not buying a Switch for it though.

Yeah WTF I can't believe Nintendo just lost E3. Didn't announce anything at this huge E3 event.

>people honestly expecting Smash 5 to be announced in a September Nintendo Direct

That's an E3 announcement son.

>People actually expected Smash to be announced outside of E3

This, there has never been a good direct. The onyl reason we tolerated them for a while was because we all awaited the Smash Bros SCHWIING at the end of each direct.

>No Fire Emblem Switch
I know I was dreaming, but still, I wanted it.
Pretty big waste of time overall. Octopath Traveler looks good, XC2 looks good even if Rex looks fucking awful.

>ports present
>fuck you Nintendo these were better the last time I played them

>ports absent
>fuck you Nintendo I want to play these games again why did I even fucking bother

Don't know this character and don't understand why she's a Smash trophy. Also don't know why she's not wearing panties.

>Shovelware out the ass
>indie games are shovelware
lol ok. It was a good direct, smashfags are just assblasted because they were delusional enough to think we'd be getting a new smash this early. My only complaint is that the only Zelda mention was advertising part of the dlc that's locked beging amiibo without giving a release date or acknowledging the rest of the next dlc pack.

Phantasy Star Online 2 Cloud

Why did people even believe the "leak" anyway? I could maybe see someone know its announcement date ahead of the time, but no way they're going to know the entire roster too.

>New Mario Party is just a mini game compilation for the 3DS

Smash 4 deluxe with Ice Climbers, Wolf, and Ridley. Not Smash 5.

The Switch sucks and its future is questionable at best..

>new arms update
i am sated, also ill buy skyrim to fuck about in it. might get that octopath testicles or whatever its called cause looks neat

>caring about the hot garbage that is smash 4
for what purpose

Sakurai wouldn't reveal Ridley so early (if Ridley was even made playable), he needs a strong amount of shitposting to empower the Smash sales.

They couldn't even give info on the second BotW DLC bundle? That is LITERALLY all I wanted out of this direct.

>most exciting thing was Doom and Wolfenstein getting ported
Oh god those are going to look embarrasingly bad.

But user, you got 4 new amiibos to buy

>the absolute state of smashtists

but the did user. When it comes out (whenever that is lol) you can buy the epic champion statuettes to unlock some cool helmets in game! Only $39.99 each, what a steal!

>Rockstar finally touching a Nintendo home console with a ten foot pole
>it's with L.A. Noire

This, Odyssey looks sick and I'm a huge fan of No More Heroes but I still need something to push me over.

>Mipha amiibo actually seems to look decent
>PSO2 for switch
Fuck yeah.

LA Noire is a great game though

>PSO2 for switch
What?

>smash

Goy! There are amiibo to buy!

Probably Japan only

LA Noire is an excellent game so I'm not too worried if this means we might get more games from them in the future.

Probably won't buy it though unless they have a lot of new features.

>there has never been a good direct

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this direct was godlike, we just haven't had a direct even remotely close since

japan son

fuck nintendo, literally everything coming for 3ds can come out for the switch too. I don't understand why they keep developing games for a dead console

Announced in the JP direct.

>this direct

>expecting 16 new first party games
>not realizing its only for the next ~6 months of releases
fucking morons. odyssey and kirby look great.

Yeah the support is shit like Skyrim and Revelations 1, old as hell

>Doom and Wolfenstein getting ported and those already look better on PC

Fixed, and yes, this is true.
>They are portable on PC

This however, is not true. These are the definitive versions of said games, since being portable is actually a function that changes how often you can play the game.

Nintendo has now, literally and figuratively, crushed the competition underfoot. Sony has been regressed to only having CoD over Nintendo, and if Nintendo were to get the newest CoD as well, they would be left with nothing.

Where the fuck was the trailer for the Zelda DLC?

yeah not like they announced an unreleased AAA fps game or anything nope

>X ended up being shit, delayed, and censored
>SMTx FE became #FE
>Bayonetta 2 was not as good as the first

Nah, it was just as bad.

Because everyone in Japan has one

You really think Nintendo is dumb enough to drop handhelds? The Switch is a home console with a gimmick. Get used to it, and expect Nintendo to announce a proper new handheld to replace the 3DS in the next couple years.

We live in a world now where Bethesda is Nintendo's biggest third party supporter.

>>No Smash Bros
>>no Bayonetta ports
>>no W101 port
Why am I supposed to be upset over this? I can just play them on my Wii U.

as long as it's the good bethesda games. that fo4 fake leak had me squirming

>every direct has been pure dogshit

why do you and 100k retards hype this shit up every time

What caused the sudden change with PC?

Yeah but I need a reason to get rid of my Wii U. I didnt buy any Smash DLC, so buying a deluxe version of 4 would just be equivalent to buying all the DLC on the Wii U.

you realize that development cycles are a thing and they're not going to can every 3ds game that's still being worked on just because their new console is also a handheld. That's just retarded. Of course we're going to get one last wave of 3ds games, but this time next year it'll be all switch all the time

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Why should I give a fuck about what you want?

Because it had something their comptetitors at E3 didn't have:
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>The Switch is a home console with a gimmick. Get used to it, and expect Nintendo to announce a proper new handheld to replace the 3DS in the next couple years
>being this delusional
Nintendo realized that handhelds are the future so they made their new system a hybrid between handheld and consoles, why would they take a step back and make another system that only does handheld?

>A BLOO BLOO THE GAME I WANTED WASN'T ANNOUNCED
>I don't like it so is shit.
>A BLOO BLOO A GAME I WANTED WASN'T ANNOUNCED
>A BLOO BLOO A GAME I WANTED WASN'T ANNOUNCED
>Those third party game don't count, so they're shit

Hey don't forget Minecraft for the muthafuckin 3DS!

$$$$$$

>testing the waters
lol you mean "fulfilling an obligation". They're never gonna put anything else on the system besides these old ports

No games

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You deserve this.