RIP AND TEAR *Chainsaw Noises*

RIP AND TEAR *Chainsaw Noises*

FUS RO DAH!

>chainsaw noise stutters for a second as the game tries to work on an underpowered console

>(cocks gun)
>(smacks lips)
>just who the fuck are you white boy?

>You're full of shit, Jacob. The truth is you hated that bitch: You followed her and dragged her into the car and took her out to the Moors. She woke up, and you smashed her face in with a socket wrench. And then you stomped her... you stomped her because she was a drunken whore and she treated you like shit. You stomped her for all the years you had to take it. You stomped her because you're such a weak fucking sister, Jacob, and you wanted to erase all memory of it. Go on, try to deny it.
>YAHOO WAHOO.

>train turns right
>switch falls off the widow

kek

8/10 post

*BING BING*
WAHOO!
YOU LEFT WING LEANING PARASITE!
DOUBLE KILL!
*chainsaw noise*
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
*ssssSSSSssssSss-BOOM!*

kek

I unironically wanna play skyrim on switch for some reason.
But i already have a portable tablet that supports it fully.

Whats a good controller that i can strap to tablets like the ipega? my tablets is one of those A4 size ones.

>train

>You fuck young boys, valdez?
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER *BING *BING*

yo nigga turn dat shiet down bruh

What tablet is that, user?

*BUDDA BING BING* WAHOO!

i llove this

I tried to play like that with my switch when i was on a long flight.
The mini controllers can't operate in airplane mode.

>tfw when i can never be that guy from that commercial

j/k i turned airplane mode off and it worked fine until the plane crashed.

...

Airplane mode only has to be on for takeoff and landing so far as I know

>owning a switch
lol

>until the plane crashed.
with survivors?

>plane makes sharp turn
>console falls on floor and breaks

Surface pro 4

>this meme
Fuck that meme. I always hated it.
Then it actually happened on one of my flights
Fucking flimsy nintendo stand. Didn't break tho, but they really gotta fucking step up their shit.

Oh yeah, they'll definitely let that through QC. Sure, kid.

>it actually happened on one of my flights
what kind of 3rd world airline doesn't gives you a heads up about turbulence or complications?

more

>What's that you nazi bastard?! MERCY?! -BLAM-

i'm the black guy pretending to be asleep and wondering why this guy is wearing headphones if he's just going to play pokemon ultra sun on speakers

the kind that doesnt see a turbulence coming.
it wasnt a turn but the fucking plane "dropped" like a few seconds or some shit.
Unless our pilot (kudos to him for staying calm throughout the ordeal) is a psychic i don't think you can see that shit coming unless they're flying through a storm.

Why not just play hand held mode retard

Fuck you, i do what i want, that's why.
also it's a lot comfortable not to play on hand held mode and the flight was fine for the first few hours.