So now that the dust has officially settled, is Zarya's design really that bad?

So now that the dust has officially settled, is Zarya's design really that bad?

Best hero in the game

It's pretty bad. Her pants are just garbage, and the gun doesn't even look impressive.

I'll agree with the pants honestly

She's completely unattractive in every sense

This. The pants are actually the worst part about Zarya

yes
she just needs a conventionally attractive hairstyle though
fuck, it can stay hotpink too, just make it less of a butch carpet-muncher cut and more of a russian beauty style

a bob cut with straight bangs and a bit more makeup would do wonders for her appeal

My fav deseign hands down

I don't know, but at least EVERYONE can agree that this is the ugliest skin in the game

You're just gay, user.

I enjoy the dichotomy of STRONK WOMYN and the cute fanart she gets. I hope Blizz takes that into canon like they did with D.Va and all that dumb gamer shit.

It was never bad, but will never recover from not getting her blonde ponytail model.

I'm sure there is a teenage girl somewhere that loves that model.

Zarya's always been like that though. She paints her nails, loves pink, hugs a teddy bear in her one emote, etc. It's why she's cute, the contrast of being a big imposing warrior but just like any other girl underneath it.

>will never recover from not getting her blonde ponytail model.
But user, that's my favorite Zaryz skin.

This is the peak female form. You may not like it, but it's true.

her in game portrait with that school looks just like pic related

PLEASE sit on my face

>You may not like it
Only the gayest man alive wouldn't like it.

Yes, a dude's face and pink hair is shit design.

I thought she was very cute and sexy from the get-go, but I like musclegirls and punk haircuts.

What dudes look like this? I will fuck them.

Its bad she is just a man with a breast plate.

Her default design isn't too bad. Her HotS skins, however, are complete garbage and I just can't understand why anyone thinks they're good. If you look up "boring and overdesigned" in a dictionary you'll find Zarya's skin with all the gold metal trim shit and the boob plates

You cropped out the cleft chin.

Her armor and haricut are dogshit but her olympic skins are top tier

I'd fap to her all the time if they changed her hair.

She's really not too shabby. She doesn't scream sex but I can dig her design. It's a crime hwiver tha her best skins are in HotS. Fuck you blizzard. I'm not playing your Dota wanna b

I love this pic. Why couldn't Blizzard put this in the game instead? I have the similar skin with the white outfit, but even with the nice hairstyle change, she still looks like a nasty dyke. If they toned her body down a little bit, made her less bulky, and gave her a general overall appearance to your pic, she'd be a lot better looking.

Because the point of character design isn't to make your dick hard you simpleton.

>Literally a man with tits and vag

how the fuck are traps gay if this is considered straight

Wrong

You're just a homosexual, user. And in 2017, that's okay.

The lips, eyes, and the top of the thong downwards are the only appealing parts of this image.

Crop these out and you have a man (male).

You seem to be implying that people play this game for gameplay instead of the waifus.

Hahah you're a funny guy, user

Is there a canon listing of breast sizes in OW? If so, would Zarya be second to Mei?

Like I said, she's too bulky. Females don't naturally get that kind of muscle mass unless they take shit like steroids. Me being unattracted see: disgusted is just a natural reaction to such a terribly-designed character.

Zarya is such a boring character both gameplay and visuals-wise, it's a sin that she has been consistently one of the most played in high ranks.

Good concept,bad design.Mainly the color choices.

Sorry that you're too redpilled to see a female character as anything beyond fap fuel

Actually, you're just an idiot apparently. Nevermind the bulk that is obviously the uniform itself, you need a healthy dose of reality. I recommend googling for the world's strongest female olympic woman for weightlifting.

>unless they take shit like steroids
>olympic athlete
I don't even have a comment for this.

>Russian
>not taking steroids.

I mean I'm guessing someone doesn't keep up with Olympic sports news.

its because you're a homosexual

Please, blizz wouldn't even release shoe sizes.

I still think she would have looked better with a GLOURIOUS MANE instead of short odd-coloured hair.

>Olympics
>Implying everyone isn't on drugs at this level
Niggga HIGHSCHOOL athletes take shit, you think Olympians don't?

Are you extra retarded or what?

100% natty

true

>her best skin isn't even in OW

Nigga, go reread my post and what I'm replying to and stop digging yourself deeper into this hole.

>my face right now

>b-b-but muh lore friendliness

>is like 5'6 with a 9" long forearm

a fat fuck would still take PEDs at a high level.
Look at Mark Bell

I want Zarya to spot me!

100%
N A T T Y

Alright, apparently this is still going over your head. Of fucking course every oly lifter and any competitive athlete takes steroids. This is common sense. This is braindead logic. This is old news. The other user being buttflustered that Zarya, the world's strongest oly lifter, who is based heavily on today's world strongest oly lifter, might take steroids is such so ridiculous I couldn't even find a comment that captures it.

And you missed the mark so far that you actually went up in arms over this like a autist hearing someone doesn't like legos.

This seriously. They could have made her into some kind of Russian dragon slayer but instead they went with human Aposematism you usually see in people that spend all day writing articles about how much men need to die.

Nah he design is shit, but she is such a versatile and powerful hero that I 1-trick her. She is pretty much a DPS, a tank, and a support all in one package. Not to mention she has a game-winning ult. You get every single gold medal every game, it's unreal.

>TFW I can't stop fapping to futanari Zyra with a massive cock fucking D.VA and other female Overwatch characters.

Nothing wrong with TRUE THICC girls.
Her lore and weapon design is criminal however.
Her giant vacuum cleaner has no impact or feel to it. Her character is just plain boring.

>Literally a man with tits and vag
you're right, user, that's literally what they did

not that that matter for fanart that makes her look way more feminine

I try to play Zarya sometimes but she is just so fucking boring. Her cooldowns are so long and both her attacks are so dull and ironically weightless. Literally the only fun part of playing Zarya is using her ult.

Who has the bigger cannon

Why do you think she wears that tabard?

>her best skin isn't even in OW

yeah, and neither is the skin you posted

>Bulkier edge Genji

>halfassed techno-viking

This. People think she's just STRONG INDEPENDENT RUSSIAN WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN from her design but her character is that she's a warrior out of necessity and actually really wants to be feminine, hence all the pink.

>she's a warrior out of necessity and actually really wants to be feminine, hence all the pink.
lmao source? Her lore is literally that she didn't want to be weak so she started bodybuilding and when the omnics attacked again she saw the opportunity to defend her motherland. She even has loads of interactions and quotes about not being weak and being proud of that as well as being massively patriotic.
Nice headcanon though

Nigga headcannon is like 90% of any lore OW has because very little substantial character or world building material actually exists.

Surely she has protection

You need a fuck of a lot of headcanon to justify the context of an Overwatch match, otherwise it makes absolutely no sense.
They should have done like Valve and written around the game mechanics instead of using the scraps of an aborted RPG.

Muscle girls are shit and basically men.

Because Blizzard can't into proper female proportions. Notice how flat-chested characters like Widowmaker and Mei are despite their overall fat distribution? Why bother to design a natural muscular woman when you can give Soldier 76 pink hair and plastic surgery and be done with it?

An ult that literally requires another ult in ordsr to work. It's hardly the sort of Press Q to Win that Mei or Junkrat has.

Nah fuck you
But yes there is a point that muscle girls need to stop

you have shit opinion but I respect your life choices

Fat > muscle fat > muscle
Objective truth

Get out of here stalker

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