What's it like knowing you will never be Randy Pitchford?

What's it like knowing you will never be Randy Pitchford?

Why are you asking? Are you curious because you're Randy?

Feels good man

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thats right, fuck you op

Feels pretty good.

its another "shits on battleborn" thread. so original. wow.

One down, lawbreakers is the next one.

Hi Randy

Not everything needs to be original to be worth discussing.

is this randy's kid?

Good Ass will always prevail.

At first it felt pretty good.

Until I remembered I'm Anthony Burch.

Aw little baby is upset his shit game barely passed 250 players on steam.

12k peak

Oh look another "let's make fun of someone trying to honestly provide for his family" thread. Imagine how much you could achieve if you directed all that anger at someone who deserves it, like some evil banker, Soros or Trump.

>honestly
This word doesn't fit into Randy's repertoire user. Shut the fuck up and do something about Soros if he's on your mind so much.

We'll always make fun of incompetence. Everyone tried to tell him nobody wanted that game. He refused to listen.

>his game

nice assumptions.

i just enjoy video games. i dont come to Sup Forums to spend my time shitposting about them like you clearly do

fuck, I need to play it while its free.

But its fucking 40gbs

>40gbs
what? when?

Battleborn would be a thing instead of Paladins if they decide to release it as f2p at the beginning. But because design of this game it's like streaming diarrhea on your screen made just for eye-bleeding I'm glad it went that way.

Anger? I'm not mad. I'm happy. I'm happy that game failed.

whats Sup Forums gonna do when borderlands 3 is a huge hit

she is pretty cute desu senpai

It was still in development?

If it will be good - the only complain will be left that he's a lying cocksucker. The lucky one, looking how Battleborn went.

EAT A FUCKING DICK RETARD

That's easy to answer, waves upon waves of threads highlighting flaws and droves upon droves of drones not even knowing the threads exist, countless "Sup Forums btfo" posts, posts saying something along the lines of "there's no justice in this world" while highlighting Gearbox's atrocities against vidya as a whole.
While the opposite (what happens when BL3 flops) is easy to answer as well concerning Sup Forums, what I wonder is what they'll do if it flops.

>hobby-grade
What did he mean by this?

Its a girl in boy clothes actually, sorry to break your illusion

In miniatures slang, toy-grade are poorly detailed figures, hobby-grade are high detailed figures. But I don't know how that would apply to a videogame.

Randy can you write a song about me? My name is Dylan

Reminder that this game only got this much support developed due to contracts, imagine how much faster this game would have died without them

i dont even think BL3 is a safe bet anymore, Destiny kind of moved in on their territory.

I want to bring you all that is in my heart
I want to give you my everything
But I've failed you so many times
How can I stand here?
How can I stand here before you?

HOW CAN I STAND HERE BEFORE YOU?
WHEN I BEGAN TO STEAL
WHAT ONLY BELONGS TO YOU
WHAT ONLY BELONGS TO YOU

I am able to bring you
NOTHING THAT ISN'T ALREADY YOURS
I am so ashamed, I AM SO ASHAMED
OF WHAT I EVER CALLED MY OWN

TAKE WHAT I HAVE
TAKE THESE BROKEN REMAINS
WHAT CAN I GIVE TO YOU
THAT YOU DON'T ALREADY DESERVE?

YOU LAID DOWN YOUR LIFE
WHEN I REFUSED TO GIVE MINE

I'd rather play another borderlands game than deal with the bullshit that happens with destiny, the publishers attached to destiny, and the community involved with destiny.

it depends if they decide to do things Destiny did, they're not gonna just ignore it. i think BL3 will be less like an MMO which is more appealing to a lot of people.

Literally who is Randy and what is Battleborn

I wonder who could be behind this post...

You tell those bigots bro, we will never fall! Say it with me
I
AM
A
BATTLEBORN

Not enough waifu/meme threads for you?

stop this meme im tired of questioning my sexuality every 5 minutes

I like to imagine Battleborn development stopping is karmanic payback to Randy for Aliens: Colonial Marines.

Damn straight, xibling!
Together we can take those right-wing Judeo-Christian ultra-Darwinist Bronze Age male patriarchy chauvinists at Blizzard back to the 1950s where they belong!

the fall update should change the game's name to Battledead

Can anyone explain why he might have thought that modeling a character after a disgusting tranny freak could be anything but bad?

You're a disgrace to Carlosposters

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Don't know and/or care about Sup Forums, but if it'll be any good, I might get it used or much later. BL2 and BLPS were so big disappointments, I won't consider getting it on release no matter what's said about it.
I don't care about gearbox going bankrupt or not, but I do want to see staff change. Randy is not fit to be the CEO and the staff seems too incompetent currently anyways.

>steals money to produce borderlands while he's supposed to be working on alien colonial marines

fuck him

I see this all the time. Literally who the fuck is this?

Wow... Mega QT.
Thanks user.

Tfw no one will love me like Hinata