Meanwhile in the Sup Forums gaming studio

Meanwhile in the Sup Forums gaming studio...

Who tried to fuck the furry painting in the background

>women
Nice fucking try. This isn't a picture of a studio that makes good games.

Open concept office was a bad idea.

...

>Sharing your desk with 5 other people

*browses Sup Forums instead of devving*

*heads to the tea and noms section for some refreshments*

It's cheaper than having separate offices, and that's probably what sold the idea to businesses more than any ergonomics or teamwork bullshit

We need more furries in our games. They have a wide audience and they take anything with animals on them

FURRIES FUCKING SEOLL, PEOPLE

*farts* :)

sniff sniff hey does anybody else smell that

Nice try is right, but your reasoning is wrong. A woman wouldn't step foot in a Sup Forums studio

WHO DRANK ALL THE DIET-COKE?

NOW WHO'S GONNA MOVE OUT OF THEIR ASSES TO GO BUY SOME OR DO WE HAVE TO EMPTY SOME CHAIRS TODAY

Guys, can we talk about the loli room?
Because our parter studio had some problems with their loli room some years ago.

Can you guys tighten up the graphics in level five?

SHOVE IN THOSE COLORFUL LOOT BOXES INTO THE MAIN GAME RIGHT NOW!

NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT FLOW OF GAMEPLAY OR IF SOMEONE'S WHINES ABOUT FAIRNESS! I WANT TO PRINT MONEY! NOW! NOW!

>Implying I wouldn't take the first chance to get out of the office and walk to the store

>3 more ours to go
>Checks the clock every ten minutes

Guys we're having a talk in the conference room.

From today the company is just focusing in one thing.

Graphics or gameplay.

Polls are open.

Enjoy the pizza and Have a nice day.

Someone came in the pizza

I told you guys we should get backup loli room, but you just kept making this face at me when I did.

Hey you forgot to add your attachment

>Sup Forums has jobs now
heh

it was me
+1 graphix

>loli room
I am NOT cleaning up that mess in there again

Find someone else

come on buddy

Traps are gay

Graphics and political message should be the focus of this company. We want to be a AAA studio someday, we might as well start acting like it.

You're fired

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS PUT UP THE "TEA AND NOMS" SIGN IN THE KITCHEN?! THAT'S THE 2ND TIME THIS WEEK I HAD TO TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN AND I'M SICK OF IT.

*paints it on the wall with an OwO face next to it*

What on Earth makes you think that Sup Forums would make good games?

>user, you're 2 months behind on programming that "do anything" system

So, uh, guys, the Kotaku journalist is coming here tomorrow to interview us and take some pics of the dev team.

How sould we prepare?

Sir i we cant maje the character creator 'thiccer'
There Is no fucking machine un this world capable of running this level of thickness!

Oh you think you're funny user?! I'm going to report your ass to HR and let's see how they like it. I have high hopes for this company and were not some sort of failure space travel game making company to be doing those kinds of things user. Also I think the janny is going to get pissed about you vandalizing the kitchen so I'd advise giving him a hot pocket to calm him down a bit.

Just let him watch full cinematic intro. He should handle it. And don't forget full suitcase of cash for him, ok?

>Sup Forums janitors aren't paid

That was good, user

Who the fuck removed the "tit textures" folder from the computer?
now we have to redo the busty girls all again

I moved them into recycle bin where they are belong

Thankfully, all the meshes for the vaginas are still there. I thinking about modifying the cervixes though , they look a little bizarre to me

IF OUR ENGINE CAN'T RENDER ITTHEN IT'S NOT MADE FOR RETAIL YET.
SEND IT TO THE CODE MONKEYS AGAIN.
IF THE HIPS CAN QUIT THEN IT'S NOT GOLD.

Also I swear to God if the faggots at the engine team waste one more penny on the dick-flopping technology I will fucking scream. No one is buying a game with fully rendered real-time dick-flopping, especially if the dicks are attatched to women like they want to make it.

loli fag get back to designing hairstyles instead of bitching, good thing you didn't erase it or you would get the axe
we designed them that way to accomodate for monster girls better, what do they have?

Guys, I got the results from the latest focus group.
"Funny dank memes" are the hot thing on the market now, what are those and how can we capitalize on them?

by tossing the poll results into the shredder
then tossing the strips into the burnable garbage c hute

What do you mean the engine's not ready for "dank memes"?

It was suppose to be done last month!

we don't
just give him a suitcase of money and he'll fuck off

Why don't we just force our own memes? Kids like the frog guy, and the covfefe or whatever. Just make up something dopey and shove it into everything.

why are we all drinking the same kind of water

Because memes can't be created that easily, remember that one time we tried and got mocked for it instead?

This desu senpai baka.

Throw a faggot priest in the game. We need the free press.

Sir the engine can add more boobs but do we really want the ass physics on the lolis?
Internet Is calling US 'literal pedophiles' as it is

It seems like you haven't had enough yet user.

Says the person who did it.

ive been promoted 6 times and i still dont know what we are doing
WHOS PAYING US?
WHY CANT WE LEAVE

>not "whoever smelt it dealt it"

>Whoever said the rhyme did the crime
Get rekt

Has anyone seen my programming socks? I'm gonna be pissed if someone is jerk ing off into them again

What were you doing in my room?

Are yours the Madoka ones or the PriPri ones?

>Women.
The only woman that would go to Sup Forums would be a trap, that shitposts all day and shows feet.

why did we hire a little kid again?

It's the [youtube]Sonic[/youtube] socks.

How the fuck do we do the character creator right?

pomf~

We're not actually paying her (him).

>sissy trap prancing around the office in a tight office getup with a microskirt nd high heels, always dropping things and bending over to pick them up and "accidentally" brushing against people in the hallways and the break nook
>everyone else in the office is too beta to rape them

>Us hiring a loli.
Dude, you clearly don't understand how the world works around here. The lolis are the ones in power, we are at their mercy. We didn't hire her, she hired us.

Also, make sure not to fall for their tricks. This loli is nice to us, but there are those which make it a sport to prey on new anons, luring them in and doing unspeakable things to them in random vans off the street.

Good luck finding them, then.

>implying
you must be frank, the one who never got the invite to the weekly "stress relief party" he hosts every week
that explains why her room smells like bleach, and why coworkers start go missing for weeks.

you're tyring to tell me the boss of this place is a loli then?

She prefers if we call her imouto. She's nice like that.

wait, imouto?
you mean the one who we have never seen in person and always requests at the end of the week to leave one of us in the front of her office?

Everyone, come here. This is Tyrone Jamalious, the latest hire from the diversity committee.
He said he has "some experience with codes" and is really good at "Madden", so let's give him a round of applause and welcome him to our company!

Oh that trap? Yeah I remember just last week I came in after my lunch break and when straight to do some work. I avoided eye contact as I noticed him from across the room when I entered because I can't stand that attention whore. Anyways a few minutes later he came by around my workstation and started dropping things on purpose like I wouldn't notice and kept moaning loudly when picking it up to get my attention. This shit went on for 20minutes and after finally having enough of being ignored I heard him muttering under his breath saying "Tch how boring" and walked away while two anons near my workstation kept laughing at me the whole time. I just want to be left alone.

>yfw your name comes up for imouto's weekly 'meeting'

No, that's her twin. She's a bit shy, hence why she doesn't appear to greet us with her, but I'm sure she's as good as imouto-chan.

>user i know you really wanted to work as a programmer but we're really just in need of ideas guys right now.

I'm tired of all these overqualified candidates. They intimidate me

Guys the Sup Forumssic department is getting autistic again, can you give me anything to chuck at them and buy us time?

WHO STOLE MY POCKET PUSSY?

>it's

kys

Don't sit too close to Jordon. You're encroaching on his "Company black guy" position.

>he dosen't have anime figures on his desk
>he dosen't take take off his shoes when he enter the studio
>he dosen't drink coffee, instead just Mt Dew and energy drinks when he works
>mfw
ISHYGDDT

upvoted

the trap needed to fuck something real bad, it was either that or us.

>Bathrooms always smell foul
>Cum tissues strewn about everywhere
>No one bothers to wear deodorant
>Someone brought in fishy smelling ramen and now the whole kitchen area stinks
>Office chairs have visible shitstains on them
>Cumstains litter the spots under anons' desks


I'm calling the health department guys.

On it sir! How unfair should be make the RNG?

DRAW GIRLS AND CALL THEM BOYS LADS
THIS IS A GOLD MINE IM TELLING YOU FRANK

99.9% unfair as a starting rate.
Shave off 0.1% for every 10 lootboxes they buy.

Every track in our RPGs OST has to have a remixed edition meant to get the player "hyped."
Yes, even the slow songs and level up jingles.

Dave, we've been over this. It's not hyped anymore, the kids say it "hoyped". We're trying to appeal to these kids, you gotta learn the lingo.

Righto. Should I also tell them we need another remix of the level up jingle and main theme for advertisements for when we start churning out the DLC?

Can you guys stop putting dicks on all the characters? For fucks sake even the trees and rocks have dicks on em.

>implying they care when we don't sell food
just because there are sage leaves everywhere doesn't mean this is a restaurant

Okay, who the FUCK moved my trap slave from my desk? How am I supposed to focus on the writing without my MUSE?

You mean that wasn't my raise?

No, I will not design a girl (male) to be his wife. By the way, it's your turn to buy us coffee.

Guys I ate all the Pizza....my bad.