Why is Sup Forums so jealous of Hideo Kojima?

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He's alright, I guess

because he managed to get praise for just being a need that shitposts waifus all the time living on big companies money taking the credit of others

>taking the credit of others
>b-b-but muh code monkeys

Sorry faggot, the creative mind in charge is the reason people like MGS not cause of a easily replaceable code monkey

>creative mind
>2 teams of writers
>best plots are the one when he has zero involvement

Did this faggot seriously make toys of himself?

Because I wish I could be praised as a auteur despite making mediocre game that are basically movies by the same people who say gameplay is king.

But he's not the creative mind. All the games with him actually at the helm have been utter shit.

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I just want him to make more games like snatcher, even if its a rip off.

I ruv you Geoff

>Still no idea what the game is even about
>Wastes all the budget on hollywood actors
>No gameplay shown
Why doesnt he just make a movie or something

>MGS3
>people were fucking up so bad he HAD to get on board
>turns out to be one of the best games of all time
>inb4 muh mystery writer

He better be playable in DS

>One of the best games of all time
Are you actually retarded? MGS3 is both a shit stealth game and a shit MGS game. They slowed down the stealth, and as a result made it into a poor mans Splinter Cell. The story was made into absolute garbage by revolving it around the most retarded idea possible. The game actually expects you to believe that people who can shoot fucking lightning out of their hands and bees out of their eyes are on the same team as some butch lesbo who's only power is a first year judo flip and pressing the slide release on a handgun. Not only that but they try to honestly instill in the player that this lesbo is some kind of legendary soldier despite her doing nothing impressive in the entire game.

This almost physically hurts to read

Please explain to me how a 300 pound russian man who can basically cast magic should respect and recruit a 120 pound woman who is basically on the same power level of a standard Green Beret. No "BUH SHE GAVE BURTH ON THE BATTLEFEELD" is not a reason to recruit a soldier to your fucking unit. The boss is the ultimate mary sue. She does nothing impressive in the entire game but Kojimas retardation expects you to worship her because he says you should.

Hideo Kojima is a hack that relies on crutches and tropes to make a lolsowacky story.

Hideo & Kojima > Kojimbo >>> Hideous Kojima >>>> Shit > Video Kojima >>>>>>> Hideo Kojima

Respect is earned, not given. It's all in her backstory.

And she's canon straight, ask the Sorrow

>It's all in here backstory
Her backstory would be impressive if it weren't for the fact that most of it is unimpressive and the rest of it is shared by another character who can shoot fire demons out of his body. So when it comes to the battle of butch bitch vs guy who can become a fire demon I'm gonna choose fire demon guy as the most interesting.

Hideo Kojima? More like Hideous Kojima, that gook looks like shit and a tard had a incest baby with FAES

>kojima is awesome
>kojima is very well respected
>kojima made at least one of the best games ever made
>kojima is still sexy
>kojima hangs out at restaurants with hot women all day
>kojima just have to show up to get millions for his projects
>kojima is god

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I'm not

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Kojima is a brand name now, he can do whatever he wants.

I love Kojima but I am starting to get mad at him now, fuck, just give us a hint of what Death Stranding is going to be about, it has almost been a year since the last trailer and there was nothing else.

A new trailer, a tiny teaser, that would be enough for now.

It was a gift he received, I believe a toy company made it.

If I had one of those it would become my new butt plug

i bet you like watching movie trailers that explain the entire plot too

Playstation Experience isn't until December. You should have fucking known Sony would save it for their big show.

How autistic would you have to be to make your own figure like this?

Id actually be surprised if they showed DS at the PSX. All I'm expecting from that even is more shit for GoW, Spiderman, Days Gone and a proper story/gameplay trailer for TLOU2 at the end. Actually, I would be surprised if they showed any Japan-made game.

Be patient user, there are some neat analysis videos. We wi get conclusive detail next year.

some ppl like to paint figurines n crap dont they? warhammer n shit?

I neved said I wanted the whole plot explained, you usually get a general ideia of what it is going to be like in movies.

Well, I had some time to spare and really love Mads.

what the fuck

Did you try typing in "cancer"

>cancer