Congratulations, user, you've won Twisted Metal

Congratulations, user, you've won Twisted Metal.
So, what is your wish ?

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For this series to come back and be good.

i wish op would stop being a faggot

I wish for peac-ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

bout tree fiddy

For a lego brick to appear underneath Anthony Burch's foot every time he takes 10 steps barefoot

TM Black 2

I wish that this wish has no bad repercussions for anyone.

That's it.

i want more power

I wish all the Jews were gassed

This. Why was the PS3 one so mediocre? Someone needs to make a spiritual successor because the Twisted Metal guys just can't do it anymore

for video games to release completed and without negligable DLC

>So, what is your wish ?
To win twisted metal!

i want another game in your series.

I wish that this wish isn't a monkey's paw

I wish I were you and you were me.

For you to fuck off.

The only thing bad about PS3 was the lack of characters /stories and maybe the racing mode. other than that it was a fine game.

>Wish for something good
>Get something bad

>Wish for something bad
>get something good?


I wish to lose a foot.

You're now a manlet.

The level design was garbage.

kek

I wish you you to stop existing.

>Already 5'6"

How low can I go? I want to be hobbit tier, gimme a pipe to smoke and a shire to live in.

I wish for all wishes I make to be granted in exactly the way I intend them to.

An EXCELLENT wish! See you next tournament, champion!

Your wishes has been granted !

But now that every OPs are not faggot, who shall start thread on Sup Forums ?

Everybody is a pizza now. I do not regret what I did, user is delicious.

Now you have 3 wishes, too bad you have to win Twisted Metal again !

Anthony Burch started to get so much legos in his foots, there's was an infinite number of Legos in his house !
But it has gotten to a point that Anthony became disabled and got drowned in the Legos.

Now every wish can't have bad repercussions now !
Too bad this wish canceled your wish !

Congralutions, you are the most powerful thing in the multiverse. Too bad your tiny weak human body couldn't take that much of power !

Now it's all done ! It's just a little bit problematic that every Christian/Muslims/Catholic got gassed too. Isn't Monotheism great ?

Now you will won every Twisted Metal !
Too bad I wasn't going to another one after that.

Sure thing, now it's a Monkey head !

And... Poof ! You're me now !
Too bad you didn't wish for MY powers too;

Sure thing.
I will fuck everything. Including YOU.

You know what the proverb says ? One lost, ten founded.
Look ! Now you're a foot magnet. And a manlet too !

Ok, but if I don't exist, how could this wish come true ?

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

You wasted your one wish.

>Foot magnet

Fuck, and I'm not even a foot fetishist.

t-thanks Calypso

I wished for you to stop existing, not for you to never have existed.

I wish for you to understand that said wish means that I can just make wishes at will and have them be granted.

Best Twisted Metal character/vehicle?

pic related

Would like to try out this series. Which are the good games?

>original calypso

I wish to join the Twisted Metal tournament.

I wish i had some girl panties

I wish my waifu was real and madly in love with me.

2, Black, and the PS3 game if you have people to play it with.

The psp game had godlike end cinematics imo

>tfw never got to play twisted metal black online

>TMB will never get a PS3 remasater

I wish for time to be reverted 11 years so I relive my life starting from age 13 while retaining my current memories, knowledge, free will, and control over my body

>vehicular combat as a genre is dead

I've been wishing for that for so long

>warhawk fight with mr. grimm

>have to go through high school again
>that social anxiety every single day
>was a big fat fuck with moobs

TM or V8 Sup Forums?

Go to twisted metal alliance, I think they still have black working online for ps2 and ps3

>having to shove your controller forward to speed boost
>a fine game

nigga are you fucking retarded?

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I wish I had a strawberry shortcake.

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>handling: ultra tight
>5 speed

Is it me or was any vehicle that wasn't super armored completely useless in this series? Especially when the game went online. Don't even get me started on Grim

1 is old and hard to get into.
2 is better than 1 and the most classic of the series.
3 has cool levels and cars but the physics system is weird.
4 is from a different developer. I like it but it's not for everyone.
Black is good all around and has an interesting story.

Haven't played any of the others.

Every cultural marxist in the video game industry is dragged into the streets and burned alive.

To be a superhero.

black is good but retarded because enemies do shoot each other

its 7v1 so not picking a high armor vehicle is pointless

I wish to fuck you in the ass.

If Calypso was so powerful how come he still gets fucked over by that Hellsing-looking guy and the demon?

hi calypso
i wish for your autograph

The best ending was the one where Calypso gets screwed instead of the players character.

I wish for you to die you monkey paw mother fucker

I wish for a new Marvel vs Capcom!

Who got fucked over the most? Grimm's wish is at 5:40 or so

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>unique third person arena shooter created by David Jaffe gets released
>no one plays it

Fuck you guys. Twisted Metal is dead, but this could have been a new wave.

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To talk to my dad one more time

Put 'er here, man.

agent stone

watch all of the cut content

I want you to be in charge of all the holy grail wars from now on, Calypso-san!

Your father is now a flesh eating zombie and "patient zero" who has caused a zombie outbreak on Earth. He is coming to meet you with 1000's of his zombie friends. Enjoy your talk


I AM CALYPSO AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL

I did play it

It sucked balls even for free, and re-used the Twisted Metal remake soundtrack out the ass.

Too fucking far man

CAH REEEEP SOOOO
WHERE DEEEED YOU GOOOOO

He has limits.

And if someone refuses to make a wish, theres not a damn thing he can do to defend himself otherwise.

Also the controls were the worst in the series, the level design was bad, and the music choices were atrocious.

He seems to be vulnerable to other supernatural entities. The demon, Minion, was the one who had the powers in the first place before Calypso swindled them away somehow, so it could probably be assumed he is immune to them. Mortimer, the spooky old dude, is also supernatural in origin given that he carries around lost souls and apparently does jobs for them. Mr. Grimm, the skeleton dude, might also have been able to beat him if he had so desired.

>the music choices were atrocious.

Whoa, hey now, if nothing else 'Dragula' gets you fucking pumped.

You are without a doubt the worst Calypso Sup Forums has ever had.

>now that every OPs are not faggot
He specifically wished for the opposite you dumb fuck

I WANNA BETTA 'UN

I was partial to Thumper. He was so cheap.

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I wish the world to hear the wail of a dead man's soul.

I wish for a lawyer!

Granted.
He's Catholic.

There are few people who could tolerate the art style, fewer people who liked the gameplay, and it went from free to pay for mid and no one thought it was even worth a playstation plus membership. I liked it though

That was in the PS1 game first. You're not wrong, though.

wish granted

A strange wish, to be sure. But I am Calypso, and I'm a man of my word!

Twisted Metal will release this holiday! Exclusively on the Nintendo Switch! ahahahahahaha!

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I gotta buy a Switch

twisted metal 2 is the best in the series

APE ESCAPE 4!!!!

For Sup Forums to stop complaining every 5 seconds.

I shall finally defeat you Calypso and end this cursed tournament once and for all! I wish to be the final champion of the twisted metal tournament!

Rogue Trip is second best.

Done. From henceforth the tournament shall be rebranded as Bent Alloy.

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Twisted Metal 2, Black, and Head-On are the three I recommend the most. The other games are okay, but not as good as those three.

Granted! Now Sup Forums complains every 3 seconds!