I’m so god damn done with this game

I’m so god damn done with this game.
>in cul-de-sac raid
>big surprise, DD forgets to bring jawbreakers
>don’t have enough quarters to buy more and he doesn’t even have the Chick’s Galore passive
>end up wiping so many times that our Rolf leaves and I have to sit in another hour long queue
Fucking double d players always ruin this game.

Marie mains , i can ask you a question , how its the Punk-Zerker Build After the cataclysm Update?

Anybody else hate the speed nerf they gave wilfred? He's almost as slow as viktor now.

CN nerfed it to the fucking ground. You’re living in the past if you’re not using the Canadian Squirt Gun on Marie.

That's been nerfed to shit as well... Right as I unlocked the gatling squirtgun too

Gattling squirting on marie... CN Got kinky isnt they ?
i could rebuild my marie , any grind zone for equips?

So is Eddy's brother even in the game? I maxed all three of my Eds, finished Eddy's questions and completely cleared the trailer park, but I still get that "You cannot go that way" message at the end of Peach Creek Trail.

Is he going to be DLC?

>being a f2p

idk man but grinding world PvP events just got a hundred times more annoying. They better fix this shit next patch

LOL! I GET IT, SINCE IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A GAME! LOOOL

Yeah, try the construction site, be ready for this fucker tho

I recommend taking a jimmy healer with you, his innocent tears buff makes it a breeze.

will someone please tell all these new fucking jimmies that sunscreen is REQUIRED WHEN RUNNING THE SWIMMING HOLE

Word on the forums is that they are re adding the golden jawbreaker for a limited time, should make leveling up my Johnny super easy.

construction site or the sewers
but don't forget, if you spend too much time in the sewers you will get bacterial infection and you will lose health until you eat a jawbreaker

>struction site or the sewers
>but don't forget, if you spend too much time in the sewers you will get bacterial infection and you will lose health until you eat a jawbreaker
i'll bring Jb then , and any jimmie healer wants to help me ? add MarieisWaifu47451

This fake game is my favourite meme.

memes aside the actual game in pic is pretty good

ok so why is that i completed all the first level raids and Marie is still locked? did I miss something?

>He didn't get into the closed beta

you need to complete all the son of a shepherd quests and scavenger hunts if you weren’t a beta tester/didn’t get an event code
good luck, lol

She doesn't unlock until you've returned to the first raid as Lee.

returned to the first raid with Lee and finished the scavenger hunts but didn't finish the son of a shepherd quests because they are pain in the ass
I didn't take part in the beta nor have a code
I really must finish those quests to get Marie? that sucks

Yeah, see was an early adopter bonus for awhile.

At least you are able to earn her... But fuck is it tedious.

ok thanks
now I'm considering giving up on Marie and level up Kevin instead
how much they nerfed his bike in the latest update?

I just got a Baron O' Beefdip item. How rare is it?

Recommend me episodes to watch on a comfy first Saturday of fall.

you can sell it on Steam around 20 bucks

Dawn of the Eds, Mission Ed-possible, and Brother Can You Spare an Ed? are my favorites

>comfy first Saturday of fall
>90 degrees outside

good for you user, in my country it's 20 degrees

>not living in America
lmao why are you alive

I watched Brother Can you spare an ed recently, but I rewatched it. Thanks for those other two.

Well yeah it's hot as fuck here too but I'm sick so it def feels like fall in a way.