Let's make a modernized PS2

How would Sup Forums modernize already the greatest console ever?
me first.
>HDMI port

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internal hard drive so no more memory cards

>no games anymore

Wifi

You can play online games with ur friends without an adapter. But you have to pay 50 obamas a month!

>start and select buttons on controller replaced with facebook and twitter
>wired controller replaced with wireless + 2 hour battery life
>login wall upon turning it on
>game discs are download keys
am I missing any?

Better hardware with same architecture and internal up to 4x resolution increase, with minimum of 2x.

rerelease a ps2 mini like nintendo did a snes mini

Yes please

blu ray

the ps2 already supports 1080i on some games

ps triple

HDD for all models (like the deluxe first release), HDMI port

That's pretty much it, I think.

On composite, but nobody uses these anymore.

Trying too hard user

Wouldn't it basically be the same form factor as those Android TV boxes?

>USB 3.0
>more space on official memory cards

oh shit what games would it have?

Here would be my dream lineup if we were to assume 15 games

Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
God Hand
Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 3
Ratchet and Clank 2
Ratchet and Clank 3
Shadow of the Colossus
Bully
The Simpsons Hit and Run
GTA: San Andreas
Spider Man 2
Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Jak 3
Final Fantasy X

It's sphere shaped

Replace the power and eject buttons with non-pressing buttons that activate if you so much as blink in the same building.

Greatest console ever?

> Shitty DVD drive that broke down
> All of its best games got PC ports that surpassed the original in every way
> No online multiplayer
> No HDMI
> Memory cards in an age of USB
> Controller is a joke by modern standards (DS4, xbone, Wii U pro and switch all kick its ass)

What you really want is to go back in time to when you weren't fat, had friends and living with your mom wasn't a social marker.

You need to move on buddy.

>Can be connected to PC via USB to store savefiles and use your PC screen at your highest resolution
>Every console comes with a copy of APE ESCAPE HD remastered, a pack with all 3 AE on HD

It had online multiplayer

...

>tfw had a ps2 for 11 years and I actually sold said ps2 for 40 bucks
>tfw played perfectly from day 1 to the last day I had it in my hand

Hey there, nintebro, how u doing?

>give it the DS3 or DS4 controller
>1TB internal hard drive
>HDMI port
>no forced installing
>modern PSN capabilities
>allow online play for free
>the entire library of PS1 and PS2 available for download
>give us at least some games built into the PS2
>preferably the slim model is used
>backward compatibility remains

If they ever made a modern version of PS2 with some modern capabilities and it doesn't end up butchering the console or the way the old games played I'd never need another console again.

*rolls away*

go away paco

>actually making good games that doesn't rely on memes

what did the nintenbro mean by this

go away nintendo

>native m&k support so you can actually play fps games

>HDMI
>Bluetooth Support
>Built-in ethernet and wifi
>Internal storage
>USB3
>No region lock
>A PS2 store for those that are willing to pay for the games
>More GPU and CPU processing power for improved visuals

>no ace combat

Why do nintenbros get so upset when people talk about the ps2?
It was one of the, if not THE best console ever made.

Katamari Damacy
We Love Katamari
Dragon Quest VIII
Dragon Quest V
Persona 3 FES
Persona 4
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 3
Bully
GTA Vice City
GTA San Andreas
Okami
Disgaea

A CFW'd Fat PS3 that doesn't self destruct within years.

FFXI had m&k support on it.

Congratulations, it's a PS3.

Not him, but why do you assume he was a Nintendo fanboy?

>All of its best games got PC ports that surpassed the original in every way
no. "all of its best" doesn't mean the most popular. there are in fact SO MANY games for the playstation 2 that you've probably only seen 60% of them

lemme give you a hint, kid:
youtu.be/mPdpxqVPuNo

Jokes on them, I had a dreamcast and sided with microsoft now

isn't that just a ps3?

>greatest console ever
>2 controllers
>breaks constantly

>All of its best games got PC ports that surpassed the original in every way
SH2, MGS2 and DMC3 were all shitty ports. There are loads of excellent PS2 games that weren't ported to PC.

>People talking about ps2
>Nobody complaining about anything
>Just some fellow anons having a jolly discussiong on a civil thread
>"WOW GUISE THIS CONSOLE SUCKED DICK"

Really makes me ruffle my frills.

>All that normie shit.

Only the launch models had PS2 hardware in them and they didn't last long.

hey nintenfag

>still have a working first edition ps3
>shit is so cash

mechanically it is one of the worst consoles ever made actually. DREs constantly

I see a lack of fighters there, brother.
Where's Soul Calibur? Where's Tekken? Wheres DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi?
Also where the fuck are Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2? And I can't quite see The Godfather there, you should correct that.

Other than that, pretty gud list bro.

Would you guys think that a retro portable PlayStation tablet device capable of playing PSX, PS2, PSP and PS VITA games (maybe PS3?) would be a good enough product even if they don't develop any new games for it?

What are some hidden gems from the PS2? Any weeb games that are great?

joke's on you, i had a dreamcast, ps2, gamecube and xbox and i don't have any current gen consoles

> No HDMI
> Memory cards in an age of USB
> Controller is a joke by modern standards (DS4, xbone, Wii U pro and switch all kick its ass)
Well, it came out in 2000 so shuo the fuck up nigger.

Romancing SaGa Minstrel Song
Unlimited SaGa
Armored Core series
Siren
Rogue Galaxy
Xenosaga
Shadow Hearts

Stella Deus

Yeah sure. But where did he say anything about Nintendo?

>get android tablet
>get bluetooth controller grip
>install psp and ps1 emulators

This is almost what you asked for user

THIS
At least they could put Ace Combat 4 to give a proper taste of the series

if the vita could play ps2 games (for free) i would have probably bought one t b h

>Godfather
>Chaos Legion
>The Getaway
>The Suffering
>FF Dirge of Cerberus
>Onimusha 3
>Destroy All Humans
From the top of my head

go away nintenkid
that picture was made by one you retard

Learn to spell.

>not reading between lines

>implying

The Godfather
Spartan Total Warrior
Dragonball Budokai Tenkaichi 3
Ace Combat 4/5/6
Medal of Honor Frontline

you do realize excessive punctuation makes you look angry, right?

Do you remember those fucking factory-like buildings that you had to take on The Godfather?
My fucking god to this day it still gives me nightmares to think about it.

fuck off nintenbro

How does typing a certain way imply anger?

AC5 > AC4

T B H

Network adapter with a Sata connector so it can use modern hard drives

That's it.

>AC6
>ps2
I think you mean 0

the phat had a hdd bay in the back but far as I know you couldn't put saves in it without modding it

Mr Mosquito

it's basic informal speech my little dude
if you ask someone a question and they reply either;
>what
or
>What?

you really should be able to tell a difference in tone, even if you actually have autism

There are some people that prefer to type formally instead of being a lazy nigger.

>having so much autism to write and believe all that
okay

and you look perpetually miffed because of it

It would visually look somewhat similar to this

Compatible with which games, numbskull? My friends all had PS2s back in th day, not a single person bought that shit.

PS2 only seems better because the world was a simpler place. Why would you play games over the internet, when actually seeing your friends and playing local multiplayer was commonplace?

> Best games are weebshit

How's the dragon dildo collection coming along?

>Proprietary video-out that can do any video format past, present, or future (with software updates)
>Upgradable components (RAM, storage, etc)
>Free as in freedom operating system

dualshock 2 is the best controller to have existed outside of third party ones, those little shits could take a beating for sure and hey, they weren't wireless trash!

I always use the latter since I was taught that way.
I understand that most of Sup Forums is underage these days and haven't been taught punctuation and grammar yet but if you could atlease try to make it look like adults still post here that would be great.

>Spartan Total Warrior
Too bad it turns to shit somewhere after when you get the hammer

Kya dark lineage was fucking amazing yet I have literally never seen anyone mention this game like ever

This.
Fuck sake I don't remember how many times did I slam those against the floor while unraveling the mess that was the fucking wire.

>y-you just type like that because you can't do it properly!
are you unironically implying it takes any level of skill to press shift and full stop once every sentence?
I get that you're ashamed of lacking the ability to type with appropriate tone of voice, but making excuses like that's just sad my man

>Are you unironically implying it takes any level of skill to press shift and full stop once every sentence?
No im implying your lazy for not doing it.
You still haven't answered my question on where he said anything about Nintendo in his post.

You just need decent USB ports.

That's a very solid lineup, I'd buy it if it came with those.

>Internal storage, a HDD basically, so you don't have to constantly swap out discs. PS2 games are small enough to fit many of them even in small drive by modern standards.
>Some optional feature to render games at higher resolution, like emulators do (maybe with widescreen patches where applicable)
>HDMI or DP output
>wireless controllers with decent battery life or with AA batteries instead; optional cable so you can always play even if it's discharged/you have no fresh batteries
>downloadable games, but keep old disc support obviously

>current year
>they're not playing Shaolin Monks in non-shitter resolution

going back to early 3D consoles is really jarring with that shit resolution for 3D gemmus

Am I the only one that thinks that the Cuneo are the strongest family? Their palace is filled with shotgun fatties that can oneshot you out of nowhere
Yep, my bad
I think it gets a little meh from the Aurelian Gates
But it's still one of the best action games I've ever played

1. Return to the original hardware, every model past the 50000 phat had compatibility issues with games, introducing new bugs.
2. Make sure there is a hard drive big enough.
3. Make sure it plays disks still.
4. Region and format free, must play all games from any region.
5. Built-in fast HQ deinterlacer for both 60i and 60i.
6. Access to a special version of PSN that only sells PS2 and PS1 titles.
7. Controller with more durable sticks.

Every good console needs a cupholder. Probably in place of that useless DVD drive. Everything is digital these days anyways, and that way I can keep my bottle of Dew in the machine while I play 5 inches away from my 50 inch TV.

PS2 is the start of normie consoles

Better be a normie than someone like you.