Come and share some comfy vanilla stories

Come and share some comfy vanilla stories.

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>play grill character
>pretend I'm a chick irl
>join guild, use feminine privilege to ascend to position of power
>make friends with beta orbiters
>get carried
>bathed in gifts
>one guy even sends me cash
>befriend this other dude, occasionally pvp
>start talking to him on msn
>fabricate fake account, profile pic
>eventually quit playing, still chat with this dude for years
>it gets too weird and I decide to come out clean
>inform him I've always been a guy pretending to be a girl
>first three attempts at confession he doesn't believe me
>convince him of the truth
>he tells me that's a little weird but if I'd like to play some games I can hit him up
>delete account and never play as a girl character again

It was too long a ruse for comfort and I took it too far. But I can honestly say it was one of my best WoW experiences and fun as fuck.

I know he browsed Sup Forums so if you're reading this Andrew I'm sorry.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>grind in Duskwood cemetary area for grave moss on level 30 undead rogue
>gank alliance while farming
was comfy for hours

Comfiest memory is when I uninstalled this trash game. Mmofags btfo

>Questing on Southern Barrens near RFK
>Suddenly a low level night elf appears out of nowhere
>A group of 3 decide to mess around with the night elf for a few minutes before finally killing her
>Then a lvl ??? rogue pops out and kills them all

I know doing that became pretty common, but people kept falling for it everytime

Ranking to 13 over the course of 4 months or so with a bunch of autists.

Probably one of the worst things I've done for my physical and mental health, but it was an incredibly unique experience I'll never forget.

used to bait that by doing /afk /sit next to the Deadmines

who had the ony attunement harder, ally or horde

>roll paladin
>waltz into mobs
>browse aerisdies until I hear the mob dead
>finish long fap sessions on that one picture of Tifa
>get ganked
>bubble and finish my fap
>somehow get to 60 doing this
>hit raids
>first time Molten Coring
>overpowered raiding core tells me to just hang back and rez
>fap on Tifa some more between enjoying visuals

Got older and a little less constantly horny but with every expansion Hpal was always my guy. The vanguard of my fap.

>type /e spits on you. near the AH or bank
>get 30 replies

>playing sven coop
>playing the japanese pizzeria map
>15 players on the server somehow, 4 people bantering over the mic while another mic spams, coupled by a cacophony of metallic clangs
>Everyone seems to be strangers to each other, not a single clan tag to be seen.
>But all talk to each other as if they've known each other for years.
>play through a handful of Jap maps with them before I leave after an hour or so
literally nothing comfier

nowadays no one would care if you did that

>listen to Timeless Isle music on youtube
>start to cry without noticing
let me go back Blizz

Had a similar experience, except I never intended for people to think I was a girl, it just happened because I played a female character, found out after knowing a group for friends for years, they thought I was a girl the entire time, decided to just roll with it. Started dating a guy for a couple years, we live our lives around each other's schedules, think's I'm a girl. Finally accept I'm a faggot, took forever because of extreme bullying, come out of the closet and tell him I'm a guy at the same time. Was leaving hints for months asking if he would still care for me if I was a guy, always says yes. Says he's totally okay with it, next day acts like the years of dating never happened and we're just acquaintances. Rip, got what I deserved. It was a wild ride.

>Make friends while level in SM
>We join a guild together
>Speak less and less
>Making more friends within the guild
>Lose all connection to my friends I joined the guild with
>They change servers randomly
>Friends I made in the guild slowly start quitting the game
>Have no friends now just like in real life
I've kept in touch with no one from my WoW days. I miss those guys so much

>finish long fap sessions on that one picture of Tifa

Which one? I want to know if it's the same as mine.

>Be in an extremely toxic (I am serious) guild full of wannabe hardcore raiders.
>Barely Blackwing Lair on farm
>Always fighting in the guild and raid chat, there are at least 5 cliques in the guild that all hate each other, but by the end of the day they have to work together to get "phat" loot so that they can join a better guild.
>Feels like every dps dies at least once on the trash between every boss because people are dumb and there is no coordination within the raid, we just use already established tactics from better guilds on bosses.
>Normal raid schedule is comparable to a top guild going for realm first, but never get anywhere due to bad players and management.
>First pull almost always 1-2 hours after raid start because people don't show up on time
>In those two hours we were the kings of blackrock mountain
That's the only thing we were good at, killing alliance in blackrock mountain. That's where we focused most of our rage. Guild was also full of gankers so our guild became infamous on the server for being assholes and the alliance hated us, but they could never hate us as much as we hated our fellow guildmembers.

I used to do shit like that all the time. I'd watch someone who wanted to gank me, stand still for a bit, then sit and go afk at the same time. they drop their guard and finally pounce on me and think I'll be an easy kill, take them by surprise because they think I was afk, easily murder the fuck out of them.

Never tried horde, but they were far more salty over their attunement quest compared to alliance from what I remember.

Horde by a mile

>meet girl
>she's a few levels higher than me
>it's an RP server
>we start RPing and hanging out a lot
>she hits 40
>i'm like 35
>she buys me a horse (back when they were items)
>yeet so fucking hype
>didn't realize training was so expensive
>she says she'll brb
>logs onto a different character
>holy shit it's a level 60
>trades me enough gold for my mount training
>gets back on her level 40
>we ride off on our mounts together

We're actually still good friends today, and play PUBG, and we've met IRL.

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Started a new belf character since their zones haven't been touched at all, decided not gonna use any heirlooms, read the quest text, take it slow, level professions the old fashion way. It's been pretty fun so far, still too easy and level way too fast, but it's nice dealing with elite quests and more dangerous areas. And the the music in the belf zones is some of the best in the game post vanilla content. I assume it's same for the draenei too.

Ghostlands was the go to 10-20 area for me between burning crusade and cataclysm.

did u smash

You had to be level 40 to buy a 60% mount

>getting the succ as a human lock
man what an adventure that was.

dont spoil his larp

How different was it playing a lock back in vanilla? I didn't start playing until the last couple of months of wrath and didn't really level a warlock until after cata hit.

Boring. Just like every class in vanilla/tbc. Honestly mechanically, classes were brainded easy. You had 4 buttons MOST, the rest were just different ranks of the said spells to generate less aggro. Warlock spammed shadow bolt all the time

Draenai had the worst starting zone in history, take Teldrassil and make it a lot more blue and desolate.
Also, my friend and I having a fun time doing the 10-25 areas on vanilla Alliance, currently trying to get him though his poisons quest

So I didn't miss anything, got it

>you'll never carry a wintergrasp match because your friend glitched out a siege turret and slid around one-shotting people
>you'll never have an overcustomized comfy, barely-usable UI

Not vanilla but god please take me back.

Also, for reference.

It was actually in tbc, but I choose it because I didn't even cared about if it was an xpac or no, since i got the cds from a classmate
I never got max level as a warlock since I lost interest in WoW also I couldn't afford it. I came back in toc era wotlk.

Going trough the zones for the first time, it was really amazing, regardless of what class you were. I choose the lock due to easy lvling, and going to kalimdor as a solo player ally was a big feat.

I love the Draenei starting zone. I have a lot of fond memories running up and down that place.

>be bong early teen
>play on NA servers to be with friend
>before digital distribution was really a thing
>didn't even notice the lag because my Dell could only play the game at like 12fps at best
>get into guild
>voice chat
>the usual reaction happened what what sounded like an even squeakier version of Oliver Twist appeared on vent
>wasn't phased by the bantz and hazing mainly because I was too stupid to realize I was getting laughed at instead of with
>this old American woman who was presumably the GM's wife or whatever rushed to my defence
>Constantly showered me in free stuff and would /w me constantly or invite me to private chat on vent, always quick to have people kicked if they dared treat me as anything other than a rockstar
>Just showing way more interest than was healthy in me
>TBC happened and my they must have upped the reqs slightly because my computer would never launch it
>stop playing

>cata was nearly a decade ago

>summer 2007
>get game
>make Night Elf, lost trying to figure out the basics
>ask first person I see for help
>hit it off, they help me out and say feel free to ask anything
>after 2 hours of playing, start talking about life
>I'm a 14 year old shut in, she's a 13 year old shut in
>summer just started, play all day every day
>talk every day about everything
>accidentally develop feelings for each other after talking about literally everything in our lives
>"date" for over 2 years, never fought or argued, just enjoyed each other's company
>she lived 1200 miles from me, both sets of parents are poor
>still talk every few months to check in on each other
>get stoned one night, decide I want to meet her finally
>ask her, immediately says come down and I'm welcome anytime
>driving across 5 states next week to chill with her and her 3 year old kid for a week

Its an extremely odd feeling. She's one of two people who I could talk old WoW with and actually remember the good times we had. Nobody else aside from here on Sup Forums do people understand what it was like pre-social media era.

Good, let's try to forget it even happened. Waiting for the day when that happens to wod.

>spending hours trying to get those yeti horns

cata was great what the fuck are you talking about
MoP>Cata>legion>wotlk>TBC>vanilla>WoD

>completely clueless about the game and social shit in general
>get invited to some guild
>go to raid zul'gurub
>spend the entire raid telling the raid leader to shut up because his mic sucks and is hurting my ears
>get kicked from the guild and ignored by half of its members
>this one fucker keeps /rude'ing me when he sees me around for literally years

My years of experiences were really fucking uneventful, it was mostly just me and another friend running around being shit at the game and yet I still have immense nostalgia about it. I hope I can experience the same sort of joy and wonder one more time, but somehow I doubt that will ever come.

>horde
have fun finding Rexxar

>it's almost entirely in chronological order
What the fuck are you smoking?

more like tbc>vanilla>legion>cata>mop>wod

Objectively correct.

>still learning how to play as an arms war
>two handed sword with agility drops in a dungeon
>roll need on it
>party asks why
>insist over and over that agility is a stat that increases attack speed and therefore would be good for me as a warrior so I can swing my sword quicker
>everyone in the party thinks I'm trolling
>quietly disappear onto an alt in shame when I realize my mistake

This is it, this is the average PVP mentality. People who are either too incompetent or too asocial to gather a group of 10/25/40 players and beat the bosses, so they spill out into the world and start annoying everyone else.

We've all been there.

That's TBC not vaniillla fuck you millenia faggot vanilla is best not that new age hipster tbc shit.

Well right, but essentially every other zone has been changed, that's the closest you're going to get to vanilla content unless you play on a private server.

Horde.
Alliance only needs to run BRD 5 times.

Azuremyst was fun. Fuck Bloodmyst though. Only reason to do it as a draenei is for the tabard.

>>summer 2007
>>get game
>>make Night Elf, lost trying to figure out the basics
My first character in a nutshell.
Made a Tauren shaman shortly afterwards that reached level 14 and a Human Warrior that became my main.

Low quality bait.

>Buy game with dad, happiest fucking 11 year old there is, after months of researching this shit.
>Vanilla WoW, and have already decided I fucking love the look of Night Elves, and Druids sound cool.
>We wait hours for the game to install on my toaster pc, before its ready.
>It loads up, I make my first character. Doomelfs.
>Play for a few hours that night, with dad pointing shit out to me. We're both new at this.
>Accidentally run off one of the branches of Teldrassil and can't get back up.
>No idea what to do, so with heavy hearts we delete our level 5 druid.

>Then, Moonelfs was born.

I used to raid Molten Core with China Chinese players. It was a low pop american server and we were an oceanic guild raiding at odd hours so we had to make do. The chinese were terribly good players though, consistently doing like 50~100% more dps than the next top aussie player in line.

The funny thing was, China IPs weren't allowed and the GMs would keep banning their accounts. However, they would get a new account, whole new characters and grind them back to prior, raid-ready condition within a week or two.

This must've happened to the top dps rogue like 4~5 times. He later started passing on upgrades because he *thinks* he'll be banned again soon.

BONER

I want to know a boy pretending to be a girl, say that it's all ok and I will cuddle and have sex with him even if male!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faggot

This place didn't used to be so gay, we used to shame people like you and immortalize it with screencaps.

>First character
>Arms Warrior which meant I was forced to tank
>Parties I'm in wipes throughout DM which means people leave and disband
>Think I never get to finish it
>Get a fairly successful group
>Reach and beat up to Cookie
>Mom fucking pulls out the Internet cable because she's fed up with waiting for me to show up at dinner despite me protesting that I'd probably be done very soon
Fuck you, I could have eaten alone.
You're the reason I never got to experience what it was like to finish DM for the first time at the appropriate level during retail.

Kiting that big ass dragon from blasted lands to stormwind was the shit back in the day

Always hated this shit, only time I'd ever finish DM 4-5 lvls over recommended level, usually as a backup healer/offtank since I was a Dwarfadin.

Vanilla?

>farming Runecloth to sell at AQ event to buy Epic Mount for my Troll Male Mage.

TBC?

>Making a Lv.49 twink Shaman
>Enhancement
>Have best armour in game bar Leggings of the Vault (stupidly low rate drop in one dungeon)
>Manage to get x2 Fist of the Damned from ST
>Fist of Damned was, iirc, 2.5 speed, +11 Strength +5 Stamina, with a Proc Chance: Drain 30HP on hit
>Fair enough, right?
>But this proc took into account Spell Damage. Since Spell Damage was gained via a % of AP, my Enhancement Shammy was doing, per proc, 210 Damage. Each. Which also healed me.
>I then put Crusader on both, which is +100STR per proc and +150HP. Obviously this also improved my Proc Damage. With Windfury I could one hit so much shit and the only way I'd ever die is 2v1 against other Twinks and if I went OOM
>I also managed to grab a Kang the Decapitator for 275g.... That had Savagery Enchantment on it.
>I also had x2 Flurry Axes, both with Life Stealing on it, with Windfury on both, did so many hits that it was insane... Until Blizz put a hidden cool down on Extra Attack procs.

I also had a Lv.49 twink Warrior that I played so much I managed to get the 15k Honour Standard.

>objectively
>"I agree with someone elses shit taste so that means it's 100% true
Kill yourself

>first character was warrior
>really hated having to stop and eat while leveling
>ask equally as dumb friend for advice
>I think spirit makes your hp regen faster? try that
>brilliant
>start stacking nothing but spirit
>take gear from holy paladins left and right
luckily a friendly dude from my guild noticed my gear and slapped my shit straight

>Be noob
>Cousin is playing
>Don't know guards can tell you where to find shit
>Cousin tells me if I can't find something I should look it up on Wowhead.
>Decide I want to pick up Mining/BS
>BS trainer is in Goldshire so I can learn it there
>Guy I met in-game told me the mining trainer is in Stormwind
>Head to Stormwind
>Don't know where the mining trainer is
>Decide to use Wowhead for the first time
>Being the dumb non-native English speaker I was I type in "mine" as in "miner"
>Goblin Land Mine
I don't know how much time I spent trying to find the right term before I found it.

I'm not sure a mop baby should be telling people to kill themselves.

>Replying to bait

>15 yo with a 3yo kid
wat

This one time, I cast frostbolt

haha just kidding, I did that for the entire of vanilla 90% of the time

>That pic

Yesssss....?

>spam healing touch
>when priest runs oom innervate him
Fuck my friend for suggesting druid. It was mostly a fun class but raiding was the most boring shit ever.

You missed the multiplayer aspect of wow. It was clunkier and boring mechanic-wise (at the time we didn't know any better) but at least it felt like a world alright