How the fuck do we fix RPGs?

how the fuck do we fix RPGs?

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Stop playing Divinity. It's a game for brainlets.
The true savior is not that far away.

play good ones instead?

Triggered Larianiggers in 3... 2... 1...

Simple, you remove 90% of the voice acted dialogue. Hiring voice actors to read lines that literally (literally) everyone reads the subtitles of and skips before the voiced reading of it is complete will allow for actually good branching choices and outcomes.

I think hope is all but extinguished. Try and Google even a remotely negative opinion or criticism of OS2 and you don't get anything, it just redirects to some Kiketaku article praising the game. It's downright suspicious.

>MFW there are fags browsing Sup Forums right now that actually wasted their time, bandwidth and possibly even money on a Divinity game

is this the divinity hate circlejerk thread?

How is the first one better? It looks like both choices lead to the same outcome.

>All those shit companions that are all edgy for the sake of being edgy
>One of them is literally *teleports behind you* nothing personnel: the character
Larian can't write.

The Divinity games used to be cheeky but still clever. Now they're just straight up catered to the reddit demographic.

There are not one but two *teleports behind you with a knife at your troat* characters in the game.
Why are the devs so intent on emasculating the player?

Why are all my favorite games the ones people shitpost about? Divinity, Prey, Zelda. Just let us talk about these games.

>being this edgy
calm down bitch

There is no fucking way the reviews are not paid off. The game was shilled to high hell here for weeks so Larian has some spending money to throw around clearly.

>bitch
being this edgy

happy go lucky character has happy go lucky options in a conversation, hm....
how about don't pick the ditzy cutesy girl as your character if you don't want to role play her

>Just let us talk about these games.
>He says on Sup Forums
Don'tcha know? Sup Forums doesn't talk about games, only shitpost about games they will never play.

cunt

Who would play as that *holds up spork* retard Lohse?

Yeah, and I killed that bitch for trying that shit.

Wasn't Divine Divinity actually quite serious?

I want that outfit for my qt knife ear.

haha boop the snoot

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how about you shut the fuck up

>rpg's then
>Saerilith
You know she's a mod right you fucking retard, and not a good one either.

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yes

PoE tards on suicide watch
Enjoy your inferior shit game, I'll be enjoying my 94 on metacritic.

as long as the out come of you "booping" someone on the nose is your head getting bashed into the ground, then I'm okay with it.

I am GROOT

*teleports behind you with a blade to your neck*

edit: spelling

edit: whoever gave me gold for this post thank you so much!

Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>Why are the devs so intent on emasculating the player?
So I can achieve orgasm

No matter which character you are, you get that option, faggot.

>the top one
Is this supposed to be good? This is some gaia fanfiction tier trash.

>89 on metacritic
>Shit game

this isn't a real screenshot.. is it?

Why is this game getting high reviews? Persona 5, BoTW, and any other >90 metacritic scored games are always and I mean ALWAYS overrated trash. This holds up everytime.

>picking Lohse
why, shes almost as bad as Veronica from New Vegas

better than
"lol boop ur noze lol :3"

Josh Sawyer get the fuck out of this thread

PoE was disappointing in many respects especially as a self-proclaimed successor to BG but if I had to choose between it and OS2 then it's no contest which one was better made. PoE has flaws, sure, big ones, but OS2 I actually feel embarrassment to play. There's a general sense of unease that writhes in my stomach just looking at the screen.

Top one is from a companion mod that people like to trash talk, there another screen shot where you have 16 different ways to tell one person to fuck off. Sadly I don't have it.

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>top
>The exact same answer for both options worded differently.
>bottom
>The option to agitate, The option to stand your ground and the option to leave.

What's wrong here?

you don't, you let them die

before anyone thinks its cool that you get 16 ways to tell someone to fuck off it's all because someone insults m'lady

You bet your ass they are.

The OS2 writers are seriously the kind of people who think cheese is inherently funny, so bringing it up constitutes a joke.

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I don't know, shitposting is pretty widely spread. That's what happens when you smash thousands of opinions together is all.

I wouldn't worry about it if I were you, you like what you like. Part of liking something is being able to take criticism about it, because nothing is infallible.

Just gonna leave this here

>a game that is 90% lighthearted comedy makes a teleports behind you joke
>brainlets take it seriously

>It's the "Did you expect a needle?" joke again
Haha... Really funny the first ten times you did it, Larian.

Is there a way to change race in divinity?

>this is good writing according to westcucks
Lmao

>shitposting is pretty widely spread
It's called 'trolling' on Sup Forums, newfag. I would tell you to lurk moar, but "shitposting" is a word from Reddit, which means you don't belong here in the first place. Go away.

>dude just turn ur brain off

(You)

This but unironically

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This but unironically

>>this is good writing according to westcucks

That's the Enhanced Edition. Original had slightly over 20k.

>There's a general sense of unease that writhes in my stomach just looking at the screen.

Could you be anymore of a cock gobbler?

>lel why doesn't he laugh at the bone puns and cheese jokes

Nothing new here. The Original Sin -games are trash if you want good writing.

haha i know right, we are anonymous. Hold our kekistan flags high man. we are le trolls haha. have you seen that new minnesotaburns video. XD

This but unironically

>he says while white knighting a game that looks like a toddlers ipad game

>looks like a toddlers ipad game
We're talking about PoE now?

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>Larian fag brings up Pillars of Eternity
Gotten to. Living in your head R E N T F R E E

Funny thing is, every other female companion tells that guy to piss off, or end the conversation on their own. Saerileth on the other hand needs her knight and shinning armor to do so.

There it is, and I forgot one.

Why are larianiggers so obsessed with PoE? Is it because it's much better than their game and they know it deep down?

Sure thing buddy.

>Baldur's Gate has good writing dude xD
Is this the biggest meme on Sup Forums?

>mfw people get boop-triggered

I don't care that you hate the game. But that post of was the faggiest thing I've ever seen and I know your dad.

>Why are the devs so intent on emasculating the player?
My thoughts exactly. I chose a spooky scary skeleton mage but everyone just treats me like a wanker. I understand they wanted to downplay the whole "ur da chosen one one111" trope even thought thats literally the games plot.
Oh well its always the same shit with exotic races

SEETHING

You are right of course. Sometimes I need to be reminded from kind anons

hey guys no fighting in here ok?
thanks

fuck you, shitbird

B O O P I N G

HAHAHAHhahahahAHHAHA

:(

I love the art-style, interface and stuff of Pillars of Eternity.
But the story is literally shit and the architecture and races are even worse than shit.

DELET THIS POE IS PERFECT YOU FUCKING LARIAN NIGGER

remove randomly generated everything
remove all trash items that serve no purpose but vendoring
stats effecting dialogue
lots of dialogue options
multiple routes and endings that aren't copy/pasted or model swaps

Both screenshots are cringe.

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>Gut her and move on with your life

Is there a problem?

>no coop
>rtwp
there's a reason why rtwp is so unpopular these days and every other crpg uses turn based but sawyer is too much of a cuck to understand it

Can I romance a lizard woman?

>There's a general sense of unease that writhes in my stomach just looking at the screen.
I can understand just thinking the game is shit but this is some faggotry right there

fucking saved