Try to appease people who won't buy your games

>Try to appease people who won't buy your games
>Game fails to sell

Like clockwork.

They feel for the oldest trick in the book.

Remember guys, women with big breasts aren't human.

Serious question: What do the designers think people buy their game for? They're not selling a highbrow product, and this is never going to be an esport.

If anyone bought this, the draw is ANIME TITTIES. Your game's appeal is TITS and ASS on ANIME GIRLS. What, do they think their writing rivals Shakespeare or something?

Someone should tell them, "Hey assholes, we're only here for the fetish ninja in the latex outfit. Get your head out of your ass."

kek
I do think it's ridiculous when their breasts are too big though. Realistic proportions are nice.
But they make them that way for a reason, it sells. They knew that. Giving in to the whining is stupid.

They have to realize that their audience is male, White or Asian, and loves titties. Who else is going to buy their fucking game?

Do they think the guys who have problems with playing Cuphead are going to invest in a beat-'em-up, even ironically?

>TITS
>and
>ASS
>on ANIME GIRLS
This guy is woke AF.

>hey guys, we're massive faggots and scared shitless of our own genetics so we're covering up titties in our game

This
socjus doesn't care about games, they only care about destroying the 'safe space' for white males

that's why theyve been pouring into gamedev, not to make games to pander to them, but so they can more efficiently destroy the gaming 'safe space' at the source, without having to rely on such obstacles like devs standing their ground or pesky 'artistic integrity', they just replace or remove those people to get them out of the way

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>be an ugly flat woman
>get mad people are enjoying fantasy women with large breasts
>get a job at a video game localization company and censor every game you can

It's hilarious, because their audience is exactly the people they're trying not to pander to. Do they think a reviewer is going to go "Hmmm, the music in this game is like a fine wine, with the most innovative and unique mechanics since...Oh, I don't know, League of Legends."

Even if you got a 'professional' reviewer to look at it, he'd say "Eh, another trash semi-MOBA game with a cash shop. 2.5 at best, don't waste your time."

I guess what I'm say - SHOW US YOUR TITS, YOU WHORE

Full physics can be re-enabled with a simple ini edit by setting Physics from 0 to 1.

>What, do they think their writing rivals Shakespeare or something?
What if competing companies start being more tasteful and make their games more intellectually appealing though? Their gamer base will realize the superiority of their products and flock to them! They have to abandon ANIME TITTIES right now while they're still ahead!

What the fuck is that last one? Did someone mod the assets or something?

Also stop shilling your own game, shill. You've been trying to shit up Sup Forums with this shit for the past few posts about this topic. It's not gonna work anymore.

No, no, it's fine. I'm so emotionally extinct, it's rare to feel actual hatred.

censored image isn't really that bad.

>innovative and unique mechanics
> League of Legends

Do they complain about male characters being non-ugly burly dudes too?
When I play as them I think "Cool I'm freakin' yuge I'm gonna kill some motherfuckers now" and if I were this awesome IRL instead of being fat and ugly I'd have a gf. The end. I don't want them deleted.

Here's another where the censored image isn't that bad.

Does that mean that fapping to big breasted women makes me a furry?

>not including south america and north korea
How can we make any meaningful comparison like this?

Really the only thing they'd need to completely shield themselves from this is hire a few women who are OK with this and that like ANIME TITTIES. Is this so hard to find? Would they get bullied too much?

What are you talking about. It's comparing the South North to the Korea America.

Is there any more to this besides the 3 he did?

>can't like huge boobs because unrealistic and sexist
>can't like small boobs because fear of being labeled a pedo

I need help guys.

He should have added "You can't stop me from masturbating to her, which I'm doing RIGHT NOW."

this is because men aspire to be something better than them selves. Women on the other hand just want to drag everyone else down to their level.

>Hamstring the PC port for no explained reason
>"Please understand our position"

Blue Reflection PC BTFO by based Koei Tecmo. PS4 master race continues.

kek
This is a more complicated issue than I thought. We're clearly going to need comprehensive virtual boobs regulations.

Just pretend you're a woman with big tits.
"How dare you bodyshame me for what I'm born with."

>Korea America
Soon...

Is this alpha forum thread still up?

googled photo because I got curious... It's 5 years old though... kek. her twitch page says she is 23 yrs old, gj posting a child

chill out stop shilling the game homeboy. no one gives a fuck about this dying moba and your drama just because you want to hate fuck her

they even said it was okay to say loli after revisiting the term or some shit

no because nda

>she

>I remember when I was 18 and dressed like a tranny
>good times


Also saying its okay to say loli after the fact doesn't help their case

Sad thing, is the game was pretty fun before the queues became 20mins+, and the censorship barely affected the models, they're as fapable as ever. They're sort of giving out keys randomly now, but it's like they're giving batches of 10, they run out too fast.

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some cosplayer did that when schrier was calling big titties pedofilic and everyone ignored her, shit doesnt work