LOOK AT THAT PIGEON

SWITCH BTFO LOOK AT THIS GRAPHICS IT LOOKS LIKE A UNITY GAME

maybe you'll get a good sony exclusive that beats botw's 97 one day sonybro

WOW THE GAME IS SURELY GOING TO FLOP

The game is about Mario, not the pigeons
Mario's model is decent

>POINTY DOVES

I think they look pretty nice granted the weak hardware and how they are not even secondary characters. That dog in FFXIII looked way worse and it was much bigger in a much more realistic visual style.

less than 30 days until the review embargo is up

If it looks like a Unity game, plays like a Unity game and runs on a console that can do Unity at best, guess what.

BING BING WAHOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>OP can't be serious. He must be ironic shitposting.
>But to what end? To get other people to shitpost ironaically with him?
>Isn't that essentially roleplaying though? OP is looking for people to pretend to be appalled at a game's graphics with him?
>No, that's insane, what if he's actually serious about the graphics.
>Is he really all caps appalled at what he's seeing?
>Maybe he's overaggerating because he hates Nintendo.
>Nah, no one is actually a console warrior fighting in real console wars, right?
>Maybe OP is just in it for the (You)s, no matter how he gets them.
>That's really sad though, no one actually does that, right?
>Oh shit, he probably thinks he's being funny.
>Does he really think console war shitposting counts as humor?
>God, no one's tastes are that awful, at least I hope not.

>literally the sequel to 3d World
>somehow it will be GOTY

don't think so Tim

88 metascore, 7.8 user score, less than 2 mil units sold, zelda will win over it in both critical acclaim and sales and in game quality

lol

>Zeldafags

Cry more pissbaby. Odyssey will destroy your precious BotW and win GOTYAY.

The pidgeons are pretty cute.

No one will look at them zoomed in anyways

LOOOOL how will nin10yolds ever recover?!?!?!

Fuck you, Arlofag, 3D World was fucking great.

@391507058
Are you jealous mate? No (you)s for (you)

I still play PSX and N64 games (and older but I presume sprite-games shouldn't be brought up when talking about 3d graphics)
Do you really think a low-poly pigeon bothers me?

You didn't factor the Jim Sterling score user.

>Pigeon
You mean crows

*inhales*

You don't understand, they're done like that ON PURPOSE: the urban world is so blocky and conformist that even the creatures inhabiting it are edgy.

What are they going to do on the bed?

I've seen this one before, but that girl's upper arms are a bit too 'brick layer' for me

huh, canine uncanny valley
I'll be damned

>takes still photo of game
>enhance x50
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG NintenDOOMED AHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE POLYGONS BWAHAHAHAHA

No one actually cares about graphics that much, right? You won't be able to tell when it's in motion and you're at least 3 feet from the monitor. I think it looks great anyway.

whats more important?
BEST GRAPHIX EVAR
or really good GAMES?

I remember nintendorts making constant threads about how the switch was going to be more powerful than the ps4

but I guess now no one cares about graphics

Something doesn't add up.

before
>DOOM 60fps 900p FP16 power 30% shader boost
after
>540p 30fps lowest of low graphics is totally fine and expected

FUCK MARIOMPF AND FUCK JAPANESE PEOPLE

I remember people saying the Switch would sell 5M in its entire lifetime

I worry more about the tips of his gloves. What's that?

Always this. People need to stop this shit, Nintendo is good for doing what they can with limited hardware and make sure to focus on gameplay first and foremost, which is excellent, but the Switch is still an underpowered console that will, and has, hamper 3rd party ports of their top quality performance. The switch being like on par with the PSP would be laughable, all that high performance hardware could have be spent adding more content and pushing more content instead of pumping out UnReal graphics. That's what I wish Nintendo would consider.

when Mario goes behind solid objects he's still visible as a shadow. Same as every other 3D Mario game.

>Handhelds having handheld graphics?! Holy shit call the fucking press!

The feeling that Mario will be "culturally appropriating" costumes will get SJWs mad and cause the game's score to get shaved off a few points.

Only a falseflagger or an idiot would think Super Mario Odyssey will get 98 or above.

who else whants to make him orgasm.

Only the most rabid SJW drone would considering criticizing a Mario game for political reasons and the opinion of such people is usually disregarded when it comes to serious reviews.

Not gonna lie, former Nintenbro here. This is fucking hilarious watching Super Mario Odyssey crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this game get the GOTY award.

It fucking hurts seeing him like this

...

BotW had Gerudo culture appropriation and gender appropriation in a single costume.

>yfw the witcher 3's pigeond look worse

BING BINGED THE FUCK OUT

Intense mating sessions

i swear Sup Forums gets more hyped about fictionally getting mad about other people fictionally getting mad than actual video games now

This is how a young hyrulian came out to her parents and it's absolutely stunning. -Buzzfeed

That's a feature for casuals. Mario 64 didn't have that.

What the fuck is that.

A pigeon.

Is it a fucking Star Fox SNES pigeon?

>391509643
Shut up Dazza Warren.

>tfw poorfag
>tfw probably won't be able to get a Switch and some of it's games for months if I'm lucky

Oh no a tiny ass pointy part on a model. How will I ever play this game now? Oh if only I didn't have autism. Curse you God, why? Why me? Oh woe is me.

That's not how a person, dog, remote, bed, fish tank, wall , plastic star and bedroom looks like.

Jim is a contrarian. He's going to give it a 10 because people expect him to give it a 7.

This is my thought process for like every post on 4 chan
Great post user

>liking video games
>coming to this board
lol

i just wish it was actually hating video games instead of twitter people with 2 followers

You don't have to swear. It's the truth. Half the threads here are people bitching about imaginary things that don't actually exist. Basically pic related.

>vidya is supposed to look like real life

kys

>Hey let's have realistic NPCs
>it worked for Sonic!

Now look at this net

>He dislikes a Nintendo game?
>He must be a troll or a very dumb person

Imagine thinking like this

>I don't like game because the pigeons are pointy

Imagine thinking like this

Imagine being this desperate of a sony nigger

>these pigeons aren't pointy despite being pointy

>LIKE A UNITY GAME

What does the engine have to do with the modeler's modelling capabilities?

Where did I say they aren't pointy?

you're pretty illiterate arent you

>looks like it's gonna rain soon, better take my umbrella
>lol what a fag it's not raining right now why would you worry about it

Will pigeongate end Nintendo once and for all?

But the pigeon looks good?

That's not even comparable.

>Sup Forums in charge of making analogies

It needs a million polygons per pigeon to get GOTY.

this console war shitposting always looks like the most staged fights ever. like, who the fuck cares that much about other consoles that he feels the need to take a verbal dump over them on an anonymous albanian bird watching forum on the internet? can't seem to wrap my head around this

jesus christ you're retarded

Believe it or not Sup Forums is filled with a bunch of paid shitposters. Combine those with the children who asked their parents for a PS4 and can't get anything else and you have a huge hotpot of shitposting.

>retarded nintendicklickers can't comprehend simple analogies

Do you know what a false equivalence is?

You just lost the game.

i don't think anyone didn't comprehend it, kiddo

Because it's fun. It's like shitting on someone's football team, it doesn't matter but it's fun

>when you have literally nothing else to attack
Sad!

>arlofag
Fuck off and die

What did he mean by this?

>handheld
The switch is not a handheld.

>paid shitposters
where do I sign up?

It arguably is, at the very least partially