Whats the story behind Haydee character design...

Whats the story behind Haydee character design? Did they actually make her like this to trigger tumblrinas and kotaku writers?

Just bought it on sale for 6€, im enjoying it so far.

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>Whats the story behind Haydee character design?
THICCfags. Game only marketed itself through "lol I play it for the gameplay, honest :^)"

It's a game that tried to focus a lot into both the back story and the plot.

If it didn't have that design we wouldn't be talking about it right now.

>trigger tumblrinas and kotaku writers?
This never happened

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Oh really?

Read how fucking bitter and butthurt this girl is over the existence of this game. its fucking hilarious.

This, itd be just another portal/half life looking game without the thicc as fuck android

Who was haydee made for?
Hood rats with an android fetish?
Never before have I see a character this plainly centered around sex appeal without being appealing in the slightest.

Openly admitted free advertising due to T H I C C

>Did they actually make her like this to trigger tumblrinas and kotaku writers?
are you literally retarded?

how is the actual game itself? it's on sale on steam but reading the description it sounds like it was made by some 16 year old Sup Forumsirgin describing itself as "a real challenge" and a callback to metroidvania styles or what the fuck ever but for like 4 bucks i dunno

I didn't even like her thicc design, I bough it because it did something western devs are afraid to do now. Make a sexually appealing character.

>Did they actually make her like this to trigger tumblrinas and kotaku writers?
Fuck off.

I miss the age of skinny girls with huge breasts

t. Triggered Tumblrina and/or Kotaku writer

It's a Russian game, they don't give a single flying fuck about Western political correctness.

there are only two sexes and fags and trannies are mentally ill

The game is actually good. If you look past the appearance,it is a difficult Metroidvania puzzle. A lot of stuff is counterintuitive, you can get trapped in a dead end and lose the better ending, or miss some early items if you go in blind, but it is definitely a good game, worth a dozen of hours.

The Haydee base model is some stock Poser-tier model you can go download for less than $15. The game files still have the original model in them, and it is just some big-tittied short haired bimbo that they slapped a leotard and a helmet onto and called it Haydee.

I will say I bought this for tits, but then ended up enjoying the game. I do wish the map editor/creator didn't pin my CPU/GPU to the fucking wall though, idk what is going on there.

If you want Haydee to sit on your face, reply to this post.

I thought it was good. A weird mix of PSX Tomb Raider and Resident Evil gameplay wise, with this portal-like atmosphere that's somehow unsettling.

To add - I am annoyed that they decided to go for hand-keyed "physics" on the tits. Meaning their movement while Haydee walks is just part of the animation, and not at all engine-driven. Sorta sucks.

Some dudes just made a game and wanted a female character with huge thighs, hips, and bouncy fat tits.

That's it literally it, and there is beauty in such honesty.

>Whats the story behind Haydee character design?
They liked big butts, so they made a character with a big butt, the end.

They made her like that to cash in on the "thicc" meme and because thirsty virgins will praise anything as long as it's fappable.

This game pissed me off, it goes out of it's way to be a pain in the asshole with the mechanics for the sole purpose of being a pain in the asshole.

>Game hands out saves like a jew does donations
>Fall damage be ridiculous\
>Have to crouch, turn 180 degrees and crouch again to hang on ledges
>For some reason things don't highlight easily for me, I have to twist & turn around objects for a few seconds before they glow and I can interact with them which became a problem when you run into the first enemy and have to loot a body in the same room
>Drag & drop inventory bullshit instead of simply double clicking

The saves are the worst offender when this game loves to throw shit at you at every corner that you can't help but die at least once before learning how to do it right.

needs a big fat bouncing belly too

low test confirmed

Patricia Hernandez is the living embodiment of Poe's Law.

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if I had my own Haydee sex bot I'd never leave my house again

>Did they actually make her like this to trigger tumblrinas and kotaku writers?
It's developed by a bunch of Russkies who don't give a shit about that stuff, the story is a lot more simple than that.
>Ivan Vodkinski likes big fat tits and big fat asses
>decides to make a game with Boris and Nikolai
>Ivan volunteers as art guy
>puts all his fetishes into the playermodel
>Boris and Nikolai also like tits and asses so no one complains
>sell game

>Whats the story behind Haydee character design?

It's the oldest story on earth, user.

me pls

it's true that there is a Splatoon mod on this game that has online too?

>ywn be rich enough to keep one of these in your closet/sex room for shits and jizzles

w2c?

Agreed. Shame the Fatdee playermodel clips so badly.

I think she is a sex bot trying to escape

Haydee's nude model has the best 3D titties in vidya

>tfw cowdee release never

A small group of Russian indie devs wanted to make a hardcore metroidvania. To get noticed and promote the game they put a sexy robot into it. That's it

I'm Russian and I talked to the devs back when it was in early access

>ended my nofap 3 month streak to those Haydee webms on the boorus

So fucking good

Gimme the story of the 3 month nofap and how to do it

The bounce when she runs is probably the best animated tits I've seen in a video game.

Saved any of dem webums?

heres the story
too much of anything is bad. don't believe in nofap. moderation is good. keep yourself busy/distracted. I busted everyday for sometime atleast 1 nut until I got busy in blender and I haven't fapped in 4 weeks, and broke it yesterday. stop believing in nofap holy shit too much of anything is awful that includes masturbation
not him btw
polite sage

That's pretty cool desu. Theres also a futa mod for those who are interested.
I'm glad games like these still can be made, and that you don't need to be culturally japanese to conceive something like this.

I don't need it, I'm just curious

I only fap 1 time a week because anymore and I have a hard time getting off with my SSRI's

lmao get girlfriends

shut uuuuuupppppp god i hate this place its nothing but virgin autists making stupid fucking threads

>SSRI
oh shit, I'm sorry user.
Best of luck to you user, one of my friends on those too.
Here take this image to cheer you up.

>shut uuuuuupppppp god

They targeted the autistic manchild and child audiance

wait thats NOT a person?
holy fuck..

i guess i will collect money all my life to fuck a realistic fuckdoll from 2030 and die alone in blissful irresponsible ecstasy

>Fall into depression because you'll never be with waifu
>Meds make you impotent so you can't fap to her anymore

well you bought it, isn't that enough to explain?

right now that doll goes for around 5k
in 5 years, that price will drop to 1k, 'affordable'. not to mention the advances in tech between now and then, her skin could very well feel real at that point (look up how they're using sucrose to power a sexbot's heating units)

the waifu age is upon us

The next 10-20 years is going to be fantastic for dolls like that.
GITS age soon friends. with all the pros and cons that come with it.

Same. I literally fapped to just a webm of her running in nude model. The weight and bounce is so great.

It isn't really impotence so much as you get going and at it but either:
>stop paying attention for even a second and it immediately makes you lose your arousal
or
>takes so long to get off you get frustrated and just give up

The habit of jerking or wanting to jerk it is still there and the urge as well and with the erections but the will to keep it up is just harder to maintain, you can pretty much drop it and the boner goes away pretty much immediately and the whole haze of arousal too

It helps that they're hand-animated instead of relying on jiggle physics, too.

daa dubeioir new fred ummmmm why make big but trobit on vimeo gam xD haha aywone every seen dis fembot haha bit butt make pp hard :D got shrare with my frend at V

>the article literally show screenshots of steam reviews by random users
>this is the full extent of the review
JUST

If that's the case then God bless them, it warms my heart to see such dedication to fat titties.

>these two people suck
>these two people prove my confirmation bias
50k a year to write this shit

and where did you find this? for research, of course

/trash/ used to have daily Hayde threads, and people posted the nude model walking and running and other stuff. The tits are so great user, so great.

youtu.be/NSDGO0dEbss
I'm just gonna leave this here.

Is like a walking turd, 0/10 only thiccfags would tolerate that shit.

I'm slapping my brain in a robot at the earliest post-research opportunity

As you can see, it was intended to trigger nu-Sup Forums.

thread should have ended here

post more Haydee

keep telling yourself that, faggot

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fpbp

We all know the reason. They wanted to make a game with sex appeal. It fucking worked.

or maybe it was because she has a butt

that's pathetic.

FATTER

>Tfw despite enjoying EXTRA THICC Haydee's lack of face ruins it for me

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

really?
I think its something refreshing desu

>tfw enjoy EXTRA THICC and Haydee's lack of face makes it even more appealing for me

same, youre practically allowed to say any character is underneath there. just make something up as to why they're tanned now

Need that terminally fuckless dollar
How many copies have you sad cunts bought?

>making conscious design decisions in order to increase appeal of product
>pathetic
Your colors are showing NeoTard.

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I unironically enjoyed Haydee and not for the ass in my face.

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got the dickmod too? or stomach
jesus

Turn off Shadowplay notifications, numb nuts.

>its on sale
should i get it bros? or just pirate it?

Fucking hilarious
You actually play this

I actually liked it, so I'd say yes if you don't mind the fact it's a mini metroidvania with fanservice. The game isn't particularly good for fapping.
Not him, but that Webm is almost as old as the game.

>make a mediocre game
>slap some big booty bitch in there
>sit back and receive big bucks from horny virgins

There is nothing easier in this world than being a game developer.