Psst. Hey, kid!
Psst. Hey, kid!
Why are you in the sewer mister?
We all buy down here.
He's a Bethesda exec. When you have scummy business practices, even the cleanest office becomes a sewer.
>trying to hard
>drop five-hundred pound rocket launcher
>it floats
That's not important, user. Say, don't you want a critically acclaimed game?
>pound
get back to shooting unarmed citizens amerifat
Wait a second, this isn't a trick is it?
Whole game development team blew away ! Blew us away right down to the sewer...
It's alright ! We all BUYMYGAME down here !
YOU'LL BUY MY GAME TOO !
I dunno mister, my dad told me to never take games from strangers.
My dad says not to buy games from developers that nickel and dime their consumers with paid dlc.
Post your favorite Todd
Very wise of your dad, user! Very wise indeed! I, user, am Todd Howard, the scamming Bethesda clown! Now we know each other!
Haha I guess so. I need to go play Divinity now bye bye.
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
YOU'LL BUY IT TOO
I should get going now.
OBSESSED
Anyone have the gif of Penny Todd dancing?
Blow off, Breton trash!
YOU'LL BUY TWO
GO?! Without...this? You want it, dont'cha, user? Of course you do! And there's mods and DLC and all sorts of surprises!
...
Do they work?
Do you have Naruto?
Someone please post that vocaroo
Can we mod it for free?
...
Oh yes, they work, user...they work.
And when you're down here, with me...YOU'LL BUY TWO!!!
ow my wallet
Every time I read "YOU'LL BUY TWO / YOU'LL MOD TWO" I laugh. Man, Toddposting is the purest and funniest thing on Sup Forums, which is funny because I legit haven't played any Bethesda games other than modded Skyrim.
>you'll buy two
i laughed
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's nice that we have something to defeat Baneposting, now with enough time maybe we can crash a plane IRL too and shiw Sup Forums we mean business.
This meme is retarded
Sage
AAAAAGGGHHH SAVE ME DAVOS
kek
The remake was a bad horror movie. Pretty okay adventure movie though.
Ha ha great idea user why don't we all go buy copies of Fallout 4 to put it at the top of the sales charts, that'll show Sup Forums
>Im Todd the Happy Developer
>Now we are not strangers
>you want to go? without one of my games?
>thousands of balloons
>all of them say
>I
>Skyrim
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dude...
Nothing to see here, kids.
Todd Howard is the most innovative man in games in the last decade.