What is the best horse/mount in all of videogames and why is it epona?

what is the best horse/mount in all of videogames and why is it epona?

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I'd say she's without question the most iconic, but how are you quantifying "best"?

No mount. I walked and glided everywhere. Well, I rode a bear once, but I didn't expect to be able to ride it so I had to take it on a joyride

>what is the best horse/mount in all of videogames and why is it epona?

you beat me too it

Fantasy Life had a crab mount that I was smitten with.
What else has crab mounts?

Toot

For the purpose of argument, do giant robots count as mounts?

>best mount
>not pic related

>damiyo hermitaur in game
>not rideable
FUCK YOU

th-thats a big horse....

wanting to fuck yoshi
disgusting.

I want to mount Epona :)

> legs disproportionately large and thin
> best horse/mount

Let's not say anything we can't take back my friend

Shadowmere is the most memorable mount for me.

>Is always there for you
>Can't die
>Helps you in fights
>Is a pack mule with infinite space for storing your shit.

What do you think his eggs smell like?
Haha.

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Correct.

Celestial Steed is best steed

That's not Roach

Carapaceons don't have souls so you can't bond with it. Everyone knows that.

Not even best Epona.

user, that's what horse legs look like.

>she's without question the most iconic
Not so fast paisano

>not wifing your mount

What are some games where I can have sex with horses?

What the fuck are you on about, have you even seen a real horse?

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Horse pussy

>Celestial
???????

So what's the agnaktor's excuse?

??????

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This is no place for a horse

Only correct answer.
Name another mount that's responsible for the protagonist not getting murdered as a baby, you can't.

thats where this thread is going
dont tell nobody

>pic related

The WoW mount

Skyrim has a lot of weird horse mods. Why is that?

What are some games that allow you and your steed to be memorialized for all eternity?

If we;re just talking horses, Epona's pretty damn good.
If we look at mounts in general, though, then my vote goes to the Adamantoise from FFXIV.

D-Horse is objectively the best.

>can wear armour
>maneuverable
>is ok with flying under a balloon
>tactical shitting

BAAAAAAAAAARRRRNNNNNEEEEYYYYYYFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG

Roach

How long until Lee shows up?

Not him but dont be a fucking retard.

I want a horse wife.

>implying you wouldn't

you forgot
>shits on command

>>/smallwhitedick/

Whose Lee?

youtube.com/watch?v=BAPQKBmxI4g

You realise there's many different types of horses, right? user posted a Clydesdale, for example.

Thats my point.

Read it again

just dont post anything from derpybooru and we should be fine :^)

horses are sexy.

there are none

THE MADMAN >not even posting a MLP colored one

Somehow everyone managed to get OPs simple question wrong. Flammie was the very best mount, and best final boss, and she'd have been the best waifu in that game too, (fuck that princess, she was a shitter).

>there are people that are legitimately into this sort of degeneracy

Fuck you!

Since we already know what's about to happen, let's do this.

Not even the best mount in LoZ

>No Drakengard.
You guys wouldn't know a decent mount if it jumped up and bit you on the dick.

Are traps gay?

>people
>not entire boards, forums, and websites.
horse and dog are the two most loved animals in bestiality, everyone loves horsecock, right?

maybe you are right, midna is a SHORTSTACK too, id mount her any time.

Oh so your comment was in regards to the one user replied to? Not the Clydesdale user.
My bad.

OH SHIT POST ME IN THE SCREENCAP

if i went to equestria and met my waifu, maud would she love me back?

>I'd say she's without question the most iconic

Chocobos and Yoshi are arguably more iconic.

oh yeah

what's going on here

inb4 /trash/

>3dpd
2D pony horses are better.

Which one, Sup Forums?

>sundown
Is that the only pone artist you know?

Would dive in without hesitation

>/trash/
>not a blanket carpet bomb of bannings for every IP in this thread
lol

you are all plebs, gotta feed this mean bitch meat or she will go crazy and start casting flame strike on ur ass

Angelus > mikhail.

What do you mean by pone? I just have a bimbo fetish

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i love centorea, i just want to titfuck her big fat crotchtits so bad!

Emil > Caim.

>pic related?

does somone need an anatomy lesson from uncle /mlp/?
perhaps a lecture as to why HORSE PUSSY is the best vagina on the planet?

>bronies don't know the difference between ponies and horses
really gets those neurons firing

>not realizing lee is a meme perpetrated by the barneyfags who just post the pony pictures themselves then samefag as "lee"

Monster girls are shit tier.

what does cerea feel like

WoW is for faggots

Epona, Epona, come to my side
When we're together I'm not lonely
So, Epona, stay here with me
I'll protect only you

Standing here, I remember
The dawn of that day
The moon sinking, you were born
With the rising sun

Epona, Epona, come to my side
When we're together I'm not sad
So, Epona, stay here with me
And keep listening to my song

Too loo loo
Too loo loo
Too loo loo loo loo

Standing here, I remember
That time when
My mother wrote for you
This song

Too loo loo
Too loo loo
Too loo loo loo loo

When we're together I'm not sad

Too loo loo
Too loo loo
Too loo loo loo loo

Never forget this song
This song

I honestly respect furries and beastfags more than people who are actually into cuckoldry.

This one

You are not a human being.

I would rather not have a voice than not have a body.

you realize that shit's a meme right? literal cucks don't exist

No love for Trico?

>>>/normie/

Any other answer is retarded.

The best mount in the series is the drifting boar from Nier anyway

Is the warp star a mount or a vehicle?

Do you like ponies if they are hiant titted women... dressed as cows ,Sup Forums?

Cucks are literally not human my dude. They are the lowest dregs of humanity.

>it's a meme

Yeah a meme that has gone too far for too long.

Because, much like dogs, humans have an inherent bond with horses. So much so that horses are one of the few domestic animals that are willing to accept a human "mate".

Much of humanity may not have gotten where it is today without dogs and/or horses, which is why people always get ass blasted whenever they see either one mistreated, despite happily eating other (sometimes more intelligent) animals.

This is why there are so many goddamn horse mods.
And why all it takes to want to fuck a horse pussy is attaching it to a cute blond girl with massive tits.

No, user. I'm pretty sure they're just degenerates.
I don't believe there's some deeper meaning to be found.