Don't mind me. Just being the best fighting game character of all time.
Don't mind me. Just being the best fighting game character of all time
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That's not Seth.
your right. It's because Seth is trash
Bison is the biggest, most pathetic, waifufag, edge lord of a villain
>plans never work
>died multiple times
>has faggot sidekicks that barely like him
>surrounds himself with waifus that he has to brainwash to keep around
>actually wants to be a girl
>still tries to pretend hes cool
By this point everyone should just laugh whenever he shows up.
he sounds just like Sup Forums's guy
You forget, Cammy was supposed to be his new body. That's why he created her.
So Bison wants to be a woman.
Bison is a wanna be transgender shit.
Wear a skirt you faggot mother fucker.
>plans never work
>died multiple times
Mutually exclusive, because most of his plans revolve around making new bodies strong enough to hold the psycho power. He made Rose into a Horcrux. He basically achieved immortality, something most villains fail at.
>has faggot sidekicks that barely like him
Bison gives no shits about who likes him, as long as they fear him.
>surrounds himself with waifus that he has to brainwash to keep around
It works, doesn't it? Didn't you just say his plans never work?
>implying you wouldn't do it if you could
>actually wants to be a girl
No, he just isn't picky about his hosts in that way. Remember Abel is a spare body, he tried to use Ryu, and all the (weaker) copies of his original (Alpha) body he's used over the years are male.
>still tries to pretend hes cool
He's cooler than you, nerd.
Wronh
>Bison gives no shits about who likes him, as long as they fear him.
Nobody fears a faggot tranny that cant even get the job done.
Tell that to Chun Li's dad.
OH WAIT
I want to be Cammy so I can grope my ass
Abel was also supposed to be his new body, so it balances out.
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Character as in an asset to the story? Maybe. Character as in viable for playing at any level beyond that of an online warrior? No. Except in EX 2. And I guess super turbo sort of.
Wrong pic OP
If you character doesn't have a decent live action adaption then they are shit.
Exception being Scorpion because the MK movie was good
Not even the best in his own game.
Better bosses.
>gets replaced by 3rd rate actor as champion of earth realm
>best character
user, please...
Not even close
All of you are wrong.
Thats not Scorpion.
actual best fighting game character
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I agree op, I just wish he was better, every time he gets something good captom takes it away. Rip Command Psycho Punisher
Scorpion is fucking shit and boring and does the same shit every fucking game
While I agree, how could you fuck up his blade so badly.
That would have turned out well had you not done
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dumb shit.
>Jin fucks up every which way but nabs a life support suit like a wannabe Darth Vader
>Gets stuck in limbo for 90 years
>Spends most of that time coming up with the lamest catchphrases ever
>He keeps fucking saying it to everyone
>I am the white faggot, I am the retard void, you better watch out, you better not cry, I let the most devoted sweetheart girl ever get killed because I'm a bitch, I'm Hakumen!
Oh nice I love these threads
>Scorpion
>not Sub Zero
fags
>big dick hitboxes
>best design in the series along with Taokaka
>can do 5k in like 10 hits
>footsies-oriented
>has a dash instead of a faggot run
>doesn't even have fucking nanomachines
THE OBJECTIVELY INCORRECT OPINION
>tfw no fighting game where you can play as a middle aged patriotic US senator
Feels unpatriotic man
How does Lord Bison keep his teeth so white?
This
He employs only the STRONGEST dentists.
Bison's dentist henchman will be a new fighter in Season 3.
His dash looks like he's playing fucking hopscotch, his head looks like a penis with horns, his "footsies" is cowering in a corner poking with C buttons until he gets 50+ meter. He's more braindead than Mai.
I wish I could replay this for the first time.
Sub zero is pretty gud. He even had his own game once. Scorpion nudges past him because he has the iconic get over here move.
>Not even the best in his own game
Bison is pretty great, but I like dumb stuff so this. Also, Ran from Project Justice. Nothing like knocking a person out with a scrap book or photo shoot.
Thats not Kano baybay
That's not Susan.
nightwolf is gay and uninspired
Hey OP I noticed you used the wrong picture, I'm just here to help you out.
To be honest, you could post pretty much anyone from Tekken. Almost all of them are fantastic.
lol if you don't want to be a 10/10 british teen slag
movie's bison is way, way better than any of his vidya incarnations.
His chant is the autistic version of Terumi's original
>I am strength. I am valor. I am whole
>Not even close to the best in their own game
Why is Cammy so ridiculously hot in his outfit
because it's the best fighting game alt costume of all time
Close, OP, but we all know there's only one who holds that title
Deception had the best Newcomers since MK3
Fucking this, Havik is the best 3D era character and I'd love t see him in MK11.
Movado and Reiko are alright as well
I hated Havik because I get really uncomfortable seeing arms and legs bend the wrong direction
Maybe Mortal Kombat just isn't the game for you
Cartoon violence like cutting someone in half and kicking the torso is fine
Your arm or leg can very possibly go the wrong way in an injury
fuck outta here cronos is a huge faggot. Shina is where it's at
I hate how they made Liu the villain despite the fact that he was the only competent hero and was also completely right to call Raiden out on being complete shit
>Havik
>Member of the ORDER of CHAOS
MK never fails to impress.
Raiden did nothing wrong, Liu Kang was reckless.
He should have just said "Shao Kahn must win", anyway. Maybe Kung Lao wouldnt have gotten huttah necksnapped then
Come on cut Raiden some slack.
He was beaten close to death and had no choice but to go for one last hail Mary before eating Shao Kahns hammer. Of course he wasn't thinking of being specific
>havent achieved anything in his SF career besides fucking up Juri's parents
>best
I want to fuck Juri
Shes bottom tier now I could take her
>not one mention of yamchad
Look at all these scrubs.
Koko Desu Ka?
Go lie in your hole you useless shit
When it comes to DBZ characters this guy is cooler
>those fuckin polygons
fuckin capcom
Its stylistic
>Injustice 2 has multiple MK kharacters now
Why do they keep treating their own characters as guests
They gave Raiden a Black Lightning skin though.
Should've been the other way around
>Black Lightning
>Not SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK
Does DC just hate him now?
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His rights are sort of in a mess (he's from Milestone Media that DC distributed).
It's complicated and somehow Reginald Hudlin (yes that Hudlin) got involved
There's going to be news about Milestone at NYCC though so hopefully things clear out
Spoiler: he doesn't win
the one and only
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Stand aside, the best fighting game evil overlord and MK character is right here
>Actually respects his subordinates
>wants the best for the people he rules
>shrewd tactician
>can burn niggas alive with the power of the sun
>was such a hardcore badass he taught sacrificing people to the aztecs and they worshipped him as a god
>Uses hugeass aztec sword-club that used the sharpest material on the planet for it's edges
>Kotal Kahn
>evil
He's Lawful Neutral and is actually a cool guy once people adjust to him.
He willingly went alongside Sonya and Johnny Cage to rescue Cassie in the Komic because he knew what it's like to lose a family member
He's also a far better character in the komic
Y'all small-time
>play japanese games
>don't like idoru
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>a fighting game boss so brutal it took 15 fucking years for japs to figure out how to beat him
Holy fuck Japan, imagine how ass blasted people in the arcades were.
So how much longer until new pokemon are literally just 16 year old girls in bikinis wearing cat ears?
Whenever Gamu Freakko decides to listen to shitposters and memers desu.