Ignorance is king, I guess

Ignorance is king, I guess

SHIT PANTS

Type "die" on title screen

OPEN THE DOOR FUCK WAD.

...

Shit on floor

>forget to pull down pants when going to the toilet
>shit in pants

>check pockets

You fucking idiot, that's the one thing we're not supposed to do!

REMOVE PANTS

then and ONLY then:

SHIT ON FLOOR

this is the best police quest knockoff

How incredible mind you have to have to get idea for such game? Existence of it is abstract in itself, it's probably one of my favourite vidya ever thanks to how absurd it all seems.

I liked to type 'shit pants' then

I don't know how to OPEN THE DOOR

>overanalyzing a game called dont shit your pants made with ms paint
shut up

i can only figure out how to either shit in the toilet, my pants, die, or shit on the floor
how do i get the other achievements

pul lthe door it emphasizes push you absolute retard

t. brainlet

The Pit is such an unforgiving game

>fart gently

Type "shit" in the start menu.

>overanalyzing
It's just wonder at how the easiest concepts are hardest to think of.

Also, sit on the toilet with pants on.

yeah ive done that too

This guy thinks rick and morty is a smart show

>same company that made Don't Shit Your Pants went on to make Rogue Legacy

how did they get so much worse?

>kick door
>wind up shitting self from the effort

don't forget to EAT PILLS

whats it do

Rogue Legacy was comfy.

I wouldn't say 'so much' worse.

Rogue Legacy was fine. Wasn't great, but it didn't need to be.

Rogue Legacy was okay

laxatives

That's FTL, but agreed.

Only problem with this game was the alternate event boss fights that force you to use a specific set of gear and shit. Threw the entire rest of the game out the window for that dumb shit.

git gud nerd