Why is she so perfect bros?

Why is she so perfect bros?

>shit british voice
>shit face with shit eyebrows
>fails at her mission

Literally the worst Zelda iteration.

>b-but muh ass
Get that pancake ass out of my sight. You must be a 13 years old white boy if you lust over that "ass".

The most boring lifeless worst game I've ever played in my life.

brrrr

SKREEEEEE

TELL ME I'M CUTER THAN ZELDA

>shit eyebrows

fucking hell, forgot about that
seriously how the fuck did this happen
how do you just lose your fucking mind like this
it's not even just the mtf thing, cosmos actually went fucking nuts

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

Being beaten so hard on stage in front of the world by a superior male. Shit can drive you mad senpai.

Fookin hell

>someone somewhere wanted a slaggy american voice instead of a qt autistic brit voice

>Shit eyebrows
Opinion
DISREGARDED

HUSH NOW

Out of all the Zeldas present, this has got to be my least favorite in terms of appearance (Personality and shit not included since I have no plans in playing the game).
Something about her face just looks bad. It just looks out of place. Her brows and forehead looks weird.

Women are not 'perfect', they are evil little monsters that are the source of all decay and debauchery. They are weak, and stupid, and are to be disregarded

Posting the pinnacle of Zelda's attractiveness here. You may not agree but it's true.

Her voice is the only thing wrong about her. Otherwise, she's perfect.

This man knows whats up. /TeamTranny/

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you must be a blast at parties

Trannies to go die in a fire too.
Disgusting freaks, all of them, can't deal with the cards that they were dealt and try to change themselves instead of manning up and accept that's just how things are going to be.
Parties are degenerate.

kys
She's second after BOTW Zelda

Naaah you love 'em

>This man has a belief that differs from mine
>I must shame and attempt to connect him with degeneracy to make myself look superior

BOTW Zelda isn't even in the top 5.

Dead zora girl a better
sans voice of course

Tranny lover

Degenerate filth, go try to ruin someone else's reputation with lies.

>ITT: /r9k/ tries to convince someone, ANYONE, that their views on women are at all true, but nobody believes them

hi~

I'm telling EVERYONE what you are

god this science experiment is fucking disgusting, hopefully it just offs itself

Cute butt.

Imagine being an angry old man at 25

>I hate trannies and wish people would shut up about them. I know! Let me go around derailing threads while vocally complaining about trannies! That'll draw attention away from the subject!

Yeah, great strategy.

=o

Ty

I don't remember saying that, silly billy

She's easily the best. Please stop cuck. You're not the only person that can post up fanarts.

Her English voice drops her from a solid 9/10 to a less solid 6/10.

WW > Skyward Sword > OoT > BOTW > TP

She's a shit tier Zelda.

Cute is an understatement.

Lol gross

Who and wtf is this thing?

I'll take being angry old man over being a numale.

kys multiple times please

Narcissa Wright, official Queen of Sup Forums

Awful

I always wonder if people like him and Chris Chan stops one day and thinks about the shit they've done recently and regrets it. Like seriously, what is their goal? Attention seeking? If so, then congratulations but I don't think those attention is purely positive (if anything it's

...

I don't need to post fanart to make her attractive though, unlike you.

She sounds like an old hag doing a teenage girl impression
It also makes no sense for her to have an accent when her dad doesn't

Chris Chris x Cosmo porn when?

I'd stick my dick in this after snorting cocaine off her (male) belly

Okay bud

Whatever helps you sleep famalam

>"I suffer so much!"
>wears yoga pants
Why does she expect to be taken seriously?

Look at this duuude

Why do you persist with this shit pasta?

>coming from a fucking namefag