What is the capeshit of video games?

What is the capeshit of video games?

jrpgs

All videogames are for children.

Why should I take anything said by a homosexual degenerate seriously?

aside from literal capeshit?

Licensed games

>that's for children!

apparently this also applies to his cock

Sony exclusives

Nintendo games. They are for children and any of their games they try to pass off as competitive are too random and asymetrical to be considered so.

Adults dont play games, we have experiences like MGS and TLOU.

mobas and hero shooters.

This

Nice projection

[insert something i don't like here]

Butthurt nintohddler

open world games

Third Person Shooters

First person shooters, its touted as mature but really they are just for children.

Yes i'm sure you're not a homosexual at all, with your thousands of pictures of musclemen in tights.

Most video games are catered to children.

He might be a nonce but he's right here.
Also the answer would be shit like Assassins Creed and the like. Tiny bit more sophisticated than COD/Transformers but still for retards who think they're smart for not playing/watching the lowest of the low.

I guess any game that has sequel after sequel. So call of duty, assassins creed, that sort of thing

That was in the 00's. The new childrens genre is MOBAs

I bet he calls it the incredible hulk.

well if you mean
>they come out with a new one every year
>they're not particularly good
>casuals love them and buy lots of peripheral merchandise
>saturated with politically motivated messages
assassin's creed

Metroidvanias are the capeshit of indie games.

Yeah, I'm sure he knows all about children. Disgusting degenerate.

He lost the right to say that after appearing in the fucking Hobbit movies

Good evening, good evening, good evening.

And capeshit is very definitely for children. And those who still behave like one.

This. The Hobbit films were basically capeshit

...

Do you think that of every adult who's acted in movies for kids? Or do you think only child actors can star in kids movies?

Coincidentally what medication are you on?

Because his sexual preference doesn't make him less right.

>Stephen "No fun allowed" Fry

He fucked children. Hardly the role model for adults to aspire to.

fpbp

you sound like a faggot,
guess that makes you wrong

>I put away childish things, that's why I am so fond of childish things

god what a compelling argument this tard made

Unironically Persona games.

>defends capeshit
>calling others "homosexual degenerate"

lol faggot

Don't watch capeshit because it's badly written garbage, not because it's aimed at children.

exactly this, that's why I still wear diapers openly with pride

Bethesda games.

Him being a faggot means at the very least that he's mentally disturbed. I don't trust the judgement of men who think its fun to put their dicks inside other men's assholes.

Literally who?

t. Amerisharts who ACTUALLY WATCH CAPESHIT
LOL

You're either thinking of Lewis Carol or Shel Silverstein

GTA

This is the worst literary meme in history.

Alice has been derived into a source of constant pop culture cringe but Lewis was a good person and doesn't deserve such derision from today's hyper reactionary social base.

Literally the bing bing wahoo of the 1950s.

What does your diaper fetish have to do with consuming media targeted towards children?

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some societal norm of adulthood. But because, I am enlightened by my maturity." -Cslewis

>"I'm just like CS Lewis!"

>oh my god guys look at this guy doing something he's enjoying wow what a loser!

>listening to a man who married a 12 year old boy

>"Being an adult means not caring what other people think of you. Only immature children do that"
>"One copy of Hyperdimesion Neptunia and one of Senran Kagura please"

t. BING BING WAHOO 1UP SO LONG GAY BOWSER YA-HEE

Keep telling yourself that, sonygro.

this line of reasoning could also justify masturbating in public

Go away, Josh Thomas

t. 20-30 year old NEETs who have never kissed a woman

kinda the opposite, story driven "games"

>completely missing the point
kek

>trying to fedora someone smarter and better read than you
The reason the fedora meme sticks to redditors is because they're genuinely fucking ignorant and arrogant.
C.S Lewis was a pretty clever guy.
>And all the time—such is the tragi-comedy of our situation—we continue to clamour for those very qualities we are rendering impossible. You can hardly open a periodical without coming across the statement that what our civilization needs is more ‘drive’, or dynamism, or self-sacrifice, or ‘creativity’. In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.1

>being a 30 year old man getting on your knees in the middle of Wal-Mart to play a DS
>not disgustingly inappropriate

t. /mlp/

you know these are ironic right?

Probably games like Destiny 2. They're in that middle-ground between "dumb trash with explosions" and "fun game."

military shooters, definitely. overthinking analogy time.

>started out really fucking good
>now 100% formulaic
>appeals to lowest common denominator
>still sort of well executed
>constantly fucking imitated, unsuccessfully so

call of duty is MCU (the gold standard, at worst decent)
rainbow six/ubisoft in general is DC CU (hit or miss, but usually competently done)
medal of honor is Dark Universe (pitiful ill-fated attempt)

/mlp/ is just a ghastly amalgamation of pedophilia and bestiality. Please don't act like a God-fearing children's book author from so long ago could've accounted for THAT fucking shit.

It's his physical appearance that elicits the reaction, him playing a game is just incidental.

Starting "What is the ____ of video games" threads on Sup Forums.

I can't think of a single more autistic, cringe-inducing, childish thing honestly.

I hope you didn't think I was being serious.

>started out really fucking good
>implying this new wave of capeshit was good at any point

the only correct answer.

I found the "what is the redditposter of Sup Forums"

Discussing video games on the internet.

this ain't lewis carol you fucking brainlet

Wow it's almost like only fat autists does the shit he does.

this

No, I've seen plenty of regular people playing their 3DS in public. Stop being a retard.

>O-Oh no he called me a manchild for playing New Super Mario Bros: 392128 better use this cop-out excuse
every time

>2nd post
>first reply was jrpgs
???

>Sitting on a train and pulling out your handheld to pass time is the same as going to fucking Wal-Mart to sit on your knees and play a DS in the video games secition

well, wal-mart is already fat central

I've seen regular looking people play the console demos at stores, too user. Again, stop being a retard.

Just admit it's you user

Sure thing autismo

>a man who's married to a himbo who's young enough to be his grandson complains about Americans not acting their age
Could you imagine being that kid's parents? Like, you've met your son half way, decided to accept him for who he is as long as he doesn't do that really fucking annoying lisp thing around you, even going so far as letting him bring his boyfriend home, and he walks in with that shambling nonce.
>MMMmmmm, yessss good evening. I bugga your boy's bum mhmmmhmmhmmm.

Nah, I'm worse than that. I only play vidya during work hours.

Not fat or bald, tho.

I think they're thinking about the $$$$$$ when he dies.