Resident Evil

Is Albert Wesker a virgin?

na him and chris used to fuck

You know he raped Jill while she was brainwashed.
How else do you explain that weird slot on her crotch in RE5?

Also, Excella pretty obviously wanted his dick.

original or wide-screen?

???

play original. Widescreen zooms in the camera.

why would anyone play widescreen then?

He doesn't give a fuck about Excella, no straight male gonna ignore a beast like that, Wesker it's all about Chris.

???

>playing as Jill
>easy as fuck
>playing as Chris
>suddenly shit is hard as fuck
>up to 4 zombies in one tiny hall
>zombies waiting for you behind every corner
>no room ever stays empty
Now I know what this face trying to convey.

>Chris' campaign has extra zombies for no known reason
>Chris doesn't know how to pick a lock
>Chris can't play a piano
>Chris can't do fucking arithmetic to make a chemical

How did this man become a special forces officer

>>Chris doesn't know how to pick a lock
>>Chris can't play a piano
>>Chris can't do fucking arithmetic to make a chemical
I guarantee you most special forces can't do any of these

He's a 'Special' forces officer.

The first two sure, but the chemical formula is literally written on the wall in simple numbers and the information on what's what is in a document in that room. And yet he needs an 18 year old to do it for him.

Chemistry is for nerds.

because theyre babies who need their 16:9

No he very likely fucked his own clone

Because people are retarded

Same reason TV so often shows movies filmed in 1.85:1 with their sides cropped, retards are happy they have movies which "fill their screen"

>Fucked Alex
>Fucked Jill
>Fucked Excella
>Fucked Jake's mother
>Probably fucked Ada
Wesker was the real chad of Resident Evil.

He can punch giant boulders, what do you think?

Still better than the days of pan and scan.

kek'd

Reasons

>mfw the first time I play RE 1 was with Chris yet I finhed the game with supplies speare
I'm not a pussy like you.

Isn't Chris the toughest of RE characters?

Anyone else really like alex wesker as a villian? I was really surprised when she kills herself too.

>You know he raped Jill

We all know he was the king of the bitches,he had his own harem at his disposal.
>Alex
>Jill
>Excella
>Jake's mom
>Ada
>Chris

>>Chris can't play a piano
Yeah, I thought every special forces officer know how to play a piano

>You know he raped Jill
What is your definition of ''rape'' user?

Speaking of which, why the fuck Capcom keep making new RE characters if they are not going to use them, lately all they use are Chris, Jill and Leon.

Yes, and she is the one who won but Capcom will probably forget about it.

I wouldn't expect to see any of the new characters from RE6 anytime soon given the fan reaction to it.

Benis in vergina

>lately all they use are Chris, Jill and Leon.
Have not seen Jill in ages,hopefully she returns without that faggot Chris or emo cucklord Leon shoe'd in.

She was one of the main characters in the first Revelations game though.

>RE8 will star a new main character
>Ethan will show up and do a triple backflip and instantly kill the final boss with one bullet
>he'll also suddenly be in the BSAA

It has to happen

B A S E D
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best girl coming through

>Counting Revelations
>Counting a 3DS game

>I need ammo
>HEEEELP!!!

I really don't see the appeal.

That was half a decade ago user.

It's better than RE6.

That's Richard, not Chris.

>best girl coming through
F A C T
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True but RE6 was released the same year. Granted Chris was in both Rev1 and RE6, but still.

>It's better than RE6.

of course not. he gets mad pussy

>You know he raped Jill while she was brainwashed
Blasphemy,He took her under his wing to be his right hand woman user

>RE6 was released the same year
And? I don't remember Jill being in that game.

How the FUCK can one man be so based Sup Forums

My point is that neither Jill or Chris were seen in any RE related media after 2012 until Chris showed up in RE7. I'm sure we'll be seeing Jill again soon.

>On of his right hand
He probably alot of bitches under his "wings".

He is Wesker,guy was the best thing of RE.

your right hand comes off?

*you're

>neither Jill or Chris were seen in any RE related media after 2012 until Chris showed up in RE7.
>Chris showed up in RE7
And Jill still hasn't been seen in ages.

He's NOT even the best Wesker OP,who cares?

It's too bad Leon never got to interact with Wesker in any of the games. Would've been funny to see Leon shit all over him and call Wesker small time.

kek, did they ever correct that in the later releases?

Another Jill lover like me user?

If so I feel your pain,instead we get bombarded with faggot ass Chris and Hot Topic poster boy Leon.

The HD version had it for a bit but it was eventually patched unfortunately

an inflamed pilonidal cyst is better than RE6

>Voth posting
>not superior Inezh

>Based Albert almost fufilled his plans
>Got to be killed with two rockets while inside of a vulcano
>Took bullets on the face many times and walked it off like it was nothing
>Based
Are you sure?

>Would've been funny to see Leon shit all over him and call Wesker small time.
Wesker would had probably traumatized Leone if they ever meet.If Chris is still haunted by Wesker,imagine Leon.

Speaking of Sup Forums,I maybe the only one but I loved Claire's slutty milf look in Revelations 2.

Took awhile to grow on me but it did,especially that sniper outfit of hers.

Jeeze user why don't you just suck his ghost's dick?

Nope. Rev2 Claire is fine. DareIsay damn fine.

>Three RE threads already
>two of then are about stupid autism

You guys really want to tarnish RE of all franchise? Can you fucks at least focus in one thread?

Voth>Inezh
see (kek)

why is she so smug?

t-t-they won't fuck it up

r-r-right?

>Implying we're the same people in both threads

C U T E

Patricians Taste

*blocks your path*

Too bad for her that she is teamed up with cutest girl and simply cant compete

>Blocks my path
''I pull out my lock pick''

Inezh: perfect qt wife material
Voth: looks like any random instagram sloot, always has her tits hanging out

>Barry almost killed his own teammates to save her
>she still hates him

what a cunt

>Moira posting
B
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how rough do you think Moira is with Sherry?

Sherry is for EVERYBODY user

Can we talk about the video games instead of the bimbos for once

>Implying I wouldn't

Eh?

They won't do it at all. Game's probably been quietly cancelled

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>censoring the feet
Why!

Talking shit about Leon

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>Sorry for my lack of manners. I'm not used to escorting men.

What did Wesker mean by this in RE1 when he was talking to Chris?

>Giving AI Sheva a gun

U wot?

source

>Mā malakat aymānukum
>What your right hands possess

Oh, she was his right hand woman all right.

Jake exists... so he isnt

>How did this man become a special forces officer
he can survive a zombie mansion only with a knife

why is every character in this series so sexually frustrated

Sherry is STILL the BEST girl Sup Forums

To help players connect to the character.

Post it

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