>first quest is "kill the rats"
First quest is "kill the rats"
Henry Murphy
Tyler Foster
>Mfw rats kill me
Asher Sanchez
>final quest is "kill the rats"
Alexander Perez
>In new game plus it's revealed that the Rats are actually the good guys
Jayden Gomez
>MFW fuck the rats
Jackson Lopez
Fucking try it man-thing
Jackson Ortiz
>TFW the rat fucks you
Henry Miller
>every quest is "kill the rats"
Isaac Hernandez
>small rats are bossed around by a giant rat
Ian Ramirez
>go too deep
>get stomped by slightly bigger rats
Jayden Cruz
>you are the rats
Dominic Cook
>giant rats are bossed around by small rats
what game does THIS
Aaron Martin
Shittiest faction.
Isaiah Gomez
> First quest is 'Survive'
ELEX is shit so it doesn't count
Adam Johnson
>giant rat that makes all of the rules
Bentley Thomas
Dark Souls II
Carter Moore
I, somehow, really like the Royal Rat Vanguard fight.
Connor Rogers
Vermintide
Carter Fisher
I’m what most would call a DaSII “apologist” but I strongly disliked both ratto fights.
I think just the sheer number of bosses in the game causes division, some gems though.
Evan Jackson
>first quest is to hunt some goblins
Luis Morris
Where am i supposed to hit it
Jack Robinson
>rats that like to see what kind of trouble they can get into
Robert Reed
>tfw a fucking rat kills
Blake Gutierrez
>first quest is "don't get fucked by the rats"
Charles Lopez
You don't
Nathaniel Gray
Thought this was a Final Fantasy xii thread...
Matthew Hughes
>first quest is "kill the rats"
>character goes "haha isn't this a dumb cliche that you start by killing rats lol"
>same thing is mechanically repeated with every imaginable fantasy cliche
Just because you make fun of and add a "quirky twist" to every cliched tolkien trope doesn't mean you get away with making your setting consist entirely of said tropes. Wow, mages are persecuted, elves live in ghettos, paladins are uptight assholes, so fresh and daring.
Fuck you bioware
Austin Price
Someone explain to me why the rats in DS2 are so fucking strong?????
Sebastian King
>mfw have pet rats
Owen Stewart
I like elsa
Owen Hall
I really miss RPG's like the elder scrolls not having first quests like these in the companion / Warrior guild questline.
Now everything has to be that great challenge that somehow fades away from your memory as other "epic" challenges are handed to you.,
Kevin Turner
...
Eli Rodriguez
Dragon Age is actually exactly what I had in mind when I started the thread, since I just started Origins (7 hours in). I like it so far, but yeah, it's like they tried to make the most generic setting imaginable and had a checklist of every fantasy cliche in existence.
Carson Ramirez
...
Juan Martinez
>sweat
Christopher Hernandez
...
Juan Adams
MOOODS
Brandon Jenkins
RATS
WE'RE RATS
WE'RE THE RATS
Nathaniel Collins
bump for futa
Brody Miller
>first quest is "Escape"
Jose Harris
literally why even wear the shorts
Kayden Kelly
What is happening here?