Drunkenly ordering an xbox one s because there are mad sales

Drunkenly ordering an xbox one s because there are mad sales.
What are some games I should cop?
I'm getting a bundle that includes an xbox one s, madden 18, and fifa 18. I am also buyin an asus 23 inch 1080p IPS monitor to play on, along with 2k 17 (15 bucks), doom (25 bucks), titanfall, (12 bucks), and titanfall 2 (20 bucks).
I like FPS games, adventure (think farcry), strategy (civ) and Insurgency is my shit.
This is a lower cost compromise to buying either a). a desktop pc, b). a business laptop (latidude 7380 or 7480) + external TB3 GPU, or c). cheaper business laptop (7370) + cheaper gaming laptop (inspiron gaming or some shit). My T430 has served me well (and managed to play Dishonored more capably than I would have imagined), but my Windows partition is fucked and all I have is my linux partition (which I haven't rebooted for 97 days, 23 hours, and 40 minutes).

tl;dr: what are some good xbox one games
pic not related in any way

UPDATE:

also decided to cop farcry 4 (farcry 3 was awesome), dishonored 2 (dishonored one of my favorite games), and halo 5 (also might cop halo 4 because halo 3 for xbox 360 was the last halo game I played).

Any other video games (Sup Forums) that you would recommend? It's been a few years since I've bought/played any games (recently moved across the country after graduating, then spent a year + at my new job making sure I was competent/educated enough to excel).

Nice blog, kill yourself please

Where are the sales user?

You should make this decision for real when you're sober.

>xbone s
>1080p monitor
>t430
Just stop.

How is it a blog exactly, I'm asking for game recommendations?
Microsoft Store has lots of xbox one s + game 1 game bundles that come with 2 free games, but I'm buying mine from B&H photo because FIFA 18 is sold out on microsoft store.
The rest I'm buying from amazon (bought some stuff for work on there recently and signed up for a 30 day prime membership so everything should get here by mid next week).
what's wrong with that? I don't need memeK, and my laptop has served me well for the last 4 years

DOOM for a good fps. Quantum Break for a decent story driven tps. Dark Souls II SotFS and Dark Souls III are worthwhile pickups. Get Banjo Kazooie on Xbox classics. I wouldn't recommend an Xbox to anyone really but if you already took the plunge may as well make it worthwhile.

Literally
L.I.T.E.R.A.L.L.Y
no reason whatsoever to get a Xbone
1)If price is the issue I'm sure PS4's will cost just as little, within a $10 margin come black friday. If you even need to ask why PS4 is clearly the better choice you're a lost cause.
2)There are less than a handful of exclusives, most of them subpar anyway, with all recent and future Xbone titles also beng released on PC. So you may as well upgrade yours instead and still play the same games at the framerate you wish.

Sorry I couldn't bear to read past the first line of your post, put I just gave you the only 2 correct options, no matter your tastes or other factors.

>I'm such a lazy faggot that I didn't bother to read a grade-school length paragraph but I'm pretty sure my dumbass opinion matters

still not reading it, but I KNOW for a fact I gave the correct answer. Anything but a Xbone is the better choice. Upgrade to a better PC or get a PS4.

I actually had everything in my respective carts earlier and chickened out, but I spent 300 bucks on sushi takeout on my way home from work in october, and this whole trasncation will cost me around 500-600 bucks, so it's not like I'm breaking the bank.
why the hate for xbox?
granted, I last played my xbox 360 (which resides in at my parents' house) several years ago, and I last played the xbox one (which was an old roommates') in 2015, I don't understand the hate for xbox.
The controller is much better than the playsation. Unless you think one of the laptop + egpu or dual laptop options was superior (I really don't know if I could switch over to playstation at this point)

In case anyone was wondering, cheating wife was shot in the pussy with birdshot.

>Permanent seed brachytherapy, also known as low dose-rate brachytherapy, is a type of radiotherapy where tiny radioactive seeds are put into your prostate. Each radioactive seed is the size and shape of a grain of rice. The seeds stay in the prostate and give a steady dose of radiation over a few months.

what choke are you using, because I never get that kind of symmetry

I really liked state of decay but I can see why other people wouldn't. If you like fps then definitely check out the backwards compatible games like old black ops and other fps. Bo2 still had 20,000 people playing last time I popped it in. Halo or gears are good too.

its just because xbox isn't a good value. worse performance and a more limited library than a ps4 at the same price. It's way more one sided this gen than last gen. The 360 only saw success because the PS3 came out later and had a slow start while the 360 sold massively well in the US so every game had to appear on it. This time around the PS4 is the big man on campus and since XBO doesn't sell in Europe or Japan devs are just choosing to flat out ignore it.

I don't even have a PS4, I'm a Nintendo/PC guy but you can get every worthwhile XBO game on PC and PS4 and then even more, there's no point in buying one.

It's really not even like a grain of rice, it's more like the tip of a rollerball pen.
It's also incredibly effective at treating low to moderate risk prostate cancer, especially Pd-103 sources, which have a more pronounced dose-rate falloff, and greater preservation of visual acuity in patients with ocular melanoma

I'm assuming you nut like you've never nut before so you can still have children, so it doesn't seem too bad

>why the hate for xbox?
I'm not hating it. It's simply not even worth looking at in the first place. Why would I hate something whose whole purpose in life is being completely useless and overshadowed by any other choice? It's not doing any harm or anything, it simply exists.
But just because something exists doesn't mean it has any worth.

There are no inherent problems with the Xbone, if that's what you're asking. It's just that with a PS4 you'll at least get many more games, especially from the japanese side, as well as all of the same multiplats (which usually run better or run at higher resolutions on PS4, if we're comparing the cheaper base models). And even for some reason you want the handful of Xbone/PC games out there you should just get a PC instead. Even a mid-range rig will run games at 60fps with moderate graphical settings. whereas with a Xbone you'll have no choice in that regard. There are absolutely no upsides to a Xbone, that's all.

BTW, other options (which are not necessarily as effective as LDR brachytherapy) include radical prostatectomy (literally cutting out the prostate), external beam therapy (multiple fractions of xray (or electron beam) radiotherapy which mean weekly visits and greater profits for the physician, HDR brachytherapy (using a higher dose rate source, which is in place for some fixed amount of time for treatment), etc.
LDR brachytherapy is the lowest-cost option (apart from active surveillance, which is recommended for lower-risk patients), and only requires an outpatient surgery which you can return home from the same day.

>tfw diagnosing prostate cancer requires a doctor shoving their finger up your ass and usually making you cum

not necessarily. you can get a PSA test, and depending on the results, have a biopsy of the prostate done to determine if and where any cancerous tissue is located
also, only homosexuals cum during a manual prostate exam :^)

The prostate is literally your gspot, you wouldn't be able to help it

it doesn't make you gay, but someone poking your prostate for a few seconds shouldn't make you jizz unless you're a true quickshot