Why is Pauline interested so much on a manlet 40 years old subhuman who saved her from a circus ape which was just...

Why is Pauline interested so much on a manlet 40 years old subhuman who saved her from a circus ape which was just afraid?

Mario is 24

Why aren't you?

Sauce?

No he's a fat sicilian subhuman of 40 years old.

it's a shop of official art/screenshot. don't bother asking.

whats your problem!?

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>God why didn't I pick Luigi?

I enjoy this image

>God I wish I were that hat

Mario isn't even a real human being if you haven't noticed.

Yeah he's Italian

Every time.

>why is Pauline so interested in a literal fucking hero that has stopped the destruction of kingdoms and worlds over and over and over

my problem is that fat manlet is more interested on a blonde who don't care about him than a curvy brunette obsessed by him for a very strange reason, especially knowing he started trafficking the monkey after beating the shit of him.

I think the more real, pressing question is how has Pauline gotten away with such an absurd abuse of power in her mayoral position? The fucking local coinage has her face on it, she wastes millions of coins on celebrations she herself is the star of, and the safety standards of the city are practically nonexistent (the crosswalk signs only display question marks). Where is the election commission on all this?

>implying that you wouldn't a Mario

He didn't did all that when he saved Pauline the first time, everything happend after he saved the mushroom kingdom the first time.

EXCUSE ME?
First, that is an offensive stereotype.
Second, Mario saved the world multiple times. He is a hero and as a hero, everyone loves him. Women, even men.

don't forget her underground moon factory. bitch is hoarding moon power on an industrial level.

Cuckoldry propaganda, its okay when Nintendo does it

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mario aint saved no worlds nigga
mario stopped some monkeys and lizards and shit from impregnating his bitch

And he still saved her user, I know it's hard for the broken and cucked people on this board. But sometimes deeds and accolades can be more attractive than physical appearance. And it's a fucking video game, why put so much fucking thought into it.

I don't see what you are saying. Looks pretty normal to me.

this is shooped right?

>cuckoldry
>when your character is the bull

it's the opposite if anything

That is the ultimate sign of love. Beating the monkeys trying to rape your woman. Wish Germans and Swedish people learned something from Mario.

this

Mario is the most powerful and cable person in the world, maybe the galaxy.

He's like the mushroom kingdom version of Siegfried or Beowulf, the legendary hero.

What bitch wouldn't be after his dick?

Because he's a plumber from Brooklyn and i don't gives a shit about what the supporter of his mickey mouse syndrome since the N64 could thinks.

Where do I go to find self insert porn where you're the bull instead of the cuck?

There is nothing wrong with what they are saying. People are clearly taking shit out of context. Besides, there is nothing wrong with seeing another man, preferably from the colored type, pleasing your wife and cumming inside her while she orgasms.

My common sense tell me this is shopped, but it's 2017 so I'm gonna be cautious

Before I knew what cuckoldry was I always self inserted as the bull, although I wouldn't watch it if it was a black guy cause I'm not black but now that i'm older I rarely watch porn anymore so it doesn't matter to me

BUY HIS GAME!

yes

FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME
EPISODE 2 FUCKING

WHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

STOP STREAMING YOUR PROGRESS AND LETTING YOUR FAGGOT VIEWERS INTERRUPT SHIT EVERY 5 SECONDS YOU FURRY FUCK, EPISODE 1 WAS SO FUCKING GOOD BUT THANKS TO YOU IT WILL ALWAYS BE A "WHOA WHAT IF THIS WAS A FULL SERIES" THING

SOURCE

Mario is average build, short and 24 years old. The japanese fag who created him has said he is 24 in Odyssey, the parts where they show Mario in swimming trunks also confirm he is not fat.

Mario Oddysey has nice water. Look at those water graphics. Wow. Simply beautiful. The waves, the shorelines, the physics. Simply good looking water. 10/10 H2O in this game.

>nintendo secretly hiding their cuck agends to subconsciously effect children

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Which girl has the smellier farts? Mario would know since he is a plumber

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Rosalina

search for netori instead of netorare
good stuff

He knows his way around pipes.

>EPISODE 1 WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

it wasn't

It was.

(You)

It's still disgusting.