Dude, Super Mario Sunshine's lore is fucking deep, dude. It shows there's no true kingdom unity...

Dude, Super Mario Sunshine's lore is fucking deep, dude. It shows there's no true kingdom unity, as Peach's rule had no sway in the Delfino judicial system.

It also showed that Peach is not a very good lawyer although in fairness the Delfino justice system is a fucking joke.

Peach is also a pussy ruler and a complete idiot. Not once has she tried getting the Kingdoms together to plan an invasion on Bowser in order to end his tyranny. No one would respect someone like her.

remember when peach didnt know if she was on birth control or not?

Dumb cunt isn't even sure if she gave birth or not

She's obviously always drugged

she probbaly gives birth to a lot of reptiles, its hard to keep track

>implying Peach's hungry womb isn't stuffed with koopalings on a regular basis

Delfino isn't part of the Mushroom Kingdom.

wanna talk about lore? what was this?

but if you have an alibi from the princess of another kingdom, that's kind of a big deal

no it's not

He never said it was, the point is that she has no influence on other Kingdoms because of her status

Miyamoto's diary.

Babies in the Mario world are delivered by stork.

look at how we treat saudi arabian princes and princesses, despite the wealth and power of their kingdom. fact is, nobody gives a shit outside your own lands.

>chasing the perp all around town
>numerous witnesses see you chasing the perp
>"IT WAS THE GUY WITHTHE RED HAT UR HONOR"
Yeah, even for a kids game I couldn't take it.

How did Peach obtain the throne?

inherited, obviously
what they never show you is the King still exists and is still in power

her parents are the rulers

It this a Mother Crossover?

I just had this argument with my friends about how the taxes work in Mario and other political stuff relating to the world.
HERE ARE THE CONCLUSIONS!

>Delfino Ill are money manipulators (Blue coins) and are not part of the mushroom kingdom due to their being a police force and arresting Mario and peach has no power to bust him out over the court and he gets sentenced

>1 up mushrooms are the gold standard of the mushroom kingdom

>The mushroom kingdom does have taxes but the problem is they have no police force to actually enforce those taxes

>The mushroom kingdom has no banks so people just store there gold coins in random places hence why so many gold coins laying around

...

Delphino is truly an ideal society. everyone gets a fair trial, and no one is given preferential treatment by the Judicial officials.

Odyssey pretty much confirms every kingdom keeps to itself and the Mushroom Kingdom is just another far-off kingdom in the world. Mario isn't even known very well in New Donk besides by Pauline.

This. Learn the lore, idiots.

Does the lore mention the what Peach's urine taste like?

Like peaches, of course

we dont know much about her urine, but we can assume that her poop and farts are dangerous

But there's no toilets in the castle.

what do you think that giant hole in the ground is?

>The mushroom kingdom has no banks so people just store there gold coins in random places hence why so many gold coins laying around
That'd make sense but people still don't scold Mario for taking coins if they see him take them. More likely there's a system in place where people are required to put down money they don't need and go scavenge if they need to make a purchase. A sort of Communist like system mixed with Hippy ideology.

so why did Kamek want Baby Mario and Luigi again?

He was sent from the future to kill them

That's some Terminator shit right there, spooky.

Peach is a shit ruler and Toads are a shit race. If she had any bit of authority she would threaten to invade that defenseless little resort if they didn't release Mario and enslave the entire Pianta race.

He saw a vision of the future and how badly the brothers would fuck over Bowser.

We really need to compile a complete Mario timeline, one that isn't a joke.

>defenseless

Bowser's inside story establish that blocks are essentially personal banks. Citizens buy and sell blocks that contain coins, for prices slightly higher than the actual number of coins in a block, with the fact that their stored in an economic fashion justifying the difference.

One character admonishes the Mario brothers since the fact that they take coins out of blocks is somehow damaging the block economy and hurts block-brokering businesses

Iwata's testament.

Maybe they should keep their blocks in their fucking homes then.

>*bing wahoos away

Isle Delfino is just flat-out retarded.
>colorblind residents
>Mario isn't even carrying a brush
>the Shine Sprites that got scared off were taken by the island's own residents who hold on to them until their chores are done despite crying about the whole place being too dark

>circle tool

Fuck you faggots, Peach is literally the most fuckable vidya character of all time!

>You will never be cucked by Peach
>You won't get to watch her getting fucked by Bowser's thick dick
>She will never look you in the eyes as Bowser shoots another load in her gaping pussy
>You will never get to worship her pregnant body whilst locked in chastity

Why even bother, guys?

>implying it wasn't a ploy to get mario in jail in order to get plowed by bowser once again
you don't think they were in the shinepool all this time right?