Each one fully heals your hp before applying the side effect

each one fully heals your hp before applying the side effect

Yellow sounds the most useful for combat. Blue for anything else.

Gimme that blue shit. It's perfect camouflage. Ideal for stealth kills.

oh boy oh gee I wonder what this thread will be about

Be more specific on the duration.

Yellow
ask her out

>>>>>>getting hit ever
red is just a straight upgrade. if you pick anything else you're a fucking pussy.

a long time: quite a while
a while: several moments
a little while: a few moments

Let's be real, no one will seriously pick the blue one, and the yellow and green one are really situational. A good defense is a good offense.

Do I become a girl or a girl(male)? This is very important.

>no one will seriously pick the blue one

Are you serious? Blue is the most powerful one. Do you know how much a slutty female is able to accomplish as long as she has halfway decent looks? The world is chock full of thirsty beta virgin faggots who will bend over for them.

Mix the green, yellow and red ones together to make the ultimate combat potion.

Red is objectively the correct answer.

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>choose blue
>get easy mode
wow i wonder what you casual fags will pick
Red for sure just never get hit.

You don't stay a girl forever. It's a dumb choice and you might as well be a tranny.

If I chug enough blue do I get to stay as a girl my whole life?
Please ;_;

Trannies don't get the same treatment as real women.

>You don't stay a girl forever

The transformation is permanent. Need evidence? All the effects of the other potions stipulate when they end, run out, or stop functioning. The blue potion has no such description.

>drink green
>regen 100% of your health every second
>lasts for centuries
>effectively immortal

But what is a moment?

Blue to research and replicate effects for permanent use.

Green.

>Temporary potions.
Shit potions, shit thread.

>turns you into a girl for a while

If that's not a stipulation neither is the green or orange potions you dumb faggot.

>turns ¥ou into a girl for a little while
READ NIGGA

youre the retard. do you know how much money you could sell that blue potion for? desperate pyscho trannies willing to mortgage their house and put up everything they own just for one chug. or extremely wealthy sexual deviants; offering them what it feels like to have an orgasm as a woman, something literally no one else can offer. it would be priceless.

and using the money from that id just buy all the other potions, which are obvously going to be fucking common potions, those are the kinds of potions in almost every shop in every game. whens the last time you saw a potion shop that sold htat blue shit.

NO WHERE. CAUSE ITS RARE HOLMES.

Blah blah blah I can't hear you I'm too busy being a girl forever!

>Get caught being retarded
>Double down on the retardation

Why would you choose anything but green? Red sounds like a great way to turn life into a personal hell and blue requires autistic minmaxing to get results out of it other than rape/murder sprees.

It's role playing.

Blue. Who says I could land an alien babe? Better to repeat days trying to get a normie girl than live out the rest of my life in a spaceship fuel station, hitting on any piece of ass that walks in and getting shot by a bounty hunter or something.

Blue all day.

>drink blue
>the enemy doesn't know where the male attacker went and turns their back
>backstab them all and take their potions and sell them for more blue so you can be a pretty girl forever

>Take red potion
>Go back to 0 AD
>Go to rock stop

Drink the blue potion. Reset the day. Reach same point in time where the choice was given. Drink the red potion. Go back in time 5 minutes. Wait 5 minutes. Drink the green potion.

GHHHHHHH WHAT TGHE FUCK IS WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY ARGUMENT IT SAYS IT LASTS ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE WHY DON'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID CUM GUZZELING SKANK I WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO THE 9TH DIMENSION USING MY GLOCK AND MY 50 CM COCK IN YOUR PUCKER VAGAINA YOU FUCKING ROASTIE ROASTIE ROASTIE ROASTIE!!1!!!!! STOAPAAPAP

>green
Either the sun is going to explode, ending all life in this solar system, or if humans manage to prevent that, we'll still be living in the worst timeline. Hope you like seeing obese tranny niggers in every corner!

It say "for a while." How long is "a while"? Is "a while" 100 years?

Blue. Do everything perfectly for the rest of your life.

how long is a while?
do i go back to being a guy?

>take green potion
>travel to future
>plug dick into sex machine
>play video games while getting dick sucked by a robot for 300 years

not bad

You might as well skip the red if you're just gonna waste it.

Sun exploding isn't going to be for millions of years moron, 10000 doesn't mean shit to it. Also what do you care if there's people you don't like in the world when you can do whatever and have whatever and can even peace out from humanity to search space?

it only has to be long enough for me to masturbate a couple of times and I’ll take it

Depends. If you continously receive little damage over a long time then green. If you receive big damage over a short period oof time yellow. If you won't receive damage for a while and are not that concerned with getting hit for a while then red.If you're a healslut then blue.

Which one can kills me instantly?

You attempt to do that thing.
Something strange happens.
You find yourself with a new option.
Do you drink it?

It depends on the context.

No, I have a seizure.

Bottom's up!

>no failsafe against potion duplication
Other than , it's such an easy fucking choice.
>drink green, spend time to create red and blue
>drink red, go back to whatever comfy point in time you like
>drink blue, spend remainder of life span in whatever period of time you enjoy best and enjoy watching the entirety of human history

Blue. Find out lotto winners, kill yourself, buy lotto ticket. Red can be used to do the same actually, but you're in the shitty past if you don't want to waste it.

What do they taste like?

You're a plague marine now.

Make your decision BEFORE checking the spoiler, or else you get herpes for a trinket. The mystery box contains a smaller box. Within that box is a map. The map leads to an abandoned shack, containing a single chest. The chest is empty. If you think to look at the back of the map under a full moon, however, a secret message is revealed: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. This may be exchanged for a 3% discount on your next Ovaltine purchase.

Since I'm not in combat all that often and the weekend is coming up, give me the blue potion. With any luck my first day won't start on my period.

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It depends. If we're talking real life and I have to lay down the smack on someone then i'd take yellow. If i'm just playing vidya, I'd take red.
Also the amount of HP regenerated isn't specified. I might take it depending on how fast it is.

Magic Mirror is the obvious choice.

Enjoy.

Couldn't you just ignore it? I feel bad now, user.

This is AWESOME

>and you can fuck it
sold

>Drink green
>Realize that magic no longer exists in the grim, dark future of 12017
>Whoops.