You gotta admit though

You gotta admit though
despite his flaws, he really does try his best
this man crashed 14 different kingdoms just to get the perfect wedding for peach

i really really want to tickle bowsers stinky feet

He was going to make her marry him with a stolen dress, in a party made with stolen things, I don't know how much the Mushroom Kingdom royalty acts like one but that would have dishonored the princess and the entire royal family.

dunno how peach didn't give up her anal cherry to a dude who was going to marry someone on the fucking moon.

It would have been a display of the Mushroom and Bowser Kingdoms power.

why is bowser literally the perfect husband to marry

Only Bowser's Kingdom, it really would have been a shame for the peaceful and well regarded Mushroom Kingdom royal family.
But anyways Mario's lore is all fucked, we don't even know Bowser's and Peach's tax policies.

I wish someone cared about me that much

He didn't even get a ring of her size

hanging peach from the ceiling wasn't very nice

Mario should have porkd peach as bowser.

Why WAS Peach and Bowser pulling the ring back and forth like that?

he probably wanted to put it around her body

he needed to keep her safe while he threw out the trash

>his flaws
?

Well judging by the end game if you visit peach in all the kingdoms their immigration policy seems to be pretty lax.

Come on, she is royalty, she can do as she pleases, I'm sure some random Metro Kingdom citizen would have a harder time with immigration.

>repeatedly abducts Peach against her will
>forces her into an arranged marriage which she is clearly crying out to Mario for help in preventing
>Peach escapes and Bowser is next to Mario
>instead of kicking Mario's face into fucking space and abducting Peach again, he actually tries to win over her heart with a gift, because he's so fucking brain damaged that he thinks she can love him after all the kidnapping he's done up to that point

You're a fucking idiot. His character arc made no fucking sense in Odyssey. I realize there is fuck all story to begin with in Mario games anyway, but this one time when they actually tried to create a loose narrative, they still managed to completely fuck it up.

Gives me real hope for that Mario movie.

how do you think bowser kingdom works? who build all those ships for him. it he a tyrant or he's loved by all the koopas and goombas

Bowsers Kingdom isn't even on the ground like all the others, it's in the air. I just assume his "kingdom" is the typical floating giant castle of himself from all the other games. The real question is why his kingdom looks like something ripped out of a movie for weeaboos in SMO.

Bowser was pushing it on to her and she was pushing it away.

Poor guy really deserves a win.

>this one time when they actually tried to create a loose narrative
Galaxy did it first. The story in that game was actually good though.

The Lava World at the end of several games is his kingdom.

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bowser didn't do shit he just boned peach while the rabbits he hired gathered everything for him

I like how in all this Bowser fetishization culture, no one seems to bring up the fact that he's serial kidnapper and also a dictator.

Sex doesn't exist in the Mario universe. Its why babies are delivered by storks.

The Koopas don't look too miserable.

He's just very shy and a bit asperger, he just want to have peach for himself so he can play mario kart. Also she can keep an eye on Jr while he's away

I want to bone Goat mom.

Aaah. I couldn't really see clearly what was happening. I thought they were having an argument of some form over the ring.

blows my mind that people see bowser as anything other than an obstacle for mario to overcome

The guy just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?

In the rpgs he's a comedic character

He's also a good dad, who care for his minions. etc etc

Basicvally he's more an antagonist than a villain (outside the kidnapping)

Peach mentions in Paper Jam that she actually enjoys riding in the Koopa Clown Car, just not the kidnapping bit.

He's a comedic character in Mainline, too, just less so.

She also mentions in Odyssey that Bowser's Kingdom is pretty alright when you aren't there against your will.

>this man crashed 14 different kingdoms
were there any survivors?

Well, he's a very big guy~

bowser is too much of a softy to take another life