Why don't you own a Nintendo Switch home console?

Why don't you own a Nintendo Switch home console?

>spending money for aesthetic controllers

My kids aren't old enough for videogames.
And I'd rather just give them some good old /vr/

Nogaems

>muh childhud

because
>2 gaemz
>shit gaemz
>underpowered
>mhu same gaemz for nostalgia
stopped buying Ninty products with the DS lite.

I too give my children /Vaginal Rape/

overpriced, low res, no games

Downloading rocket league as we speak user

Is Bomberman R a good party game for someone who grew up with Bomberman Party? Looking for a five player game to play with the family.

>He didn't DITCH the SWITCH
As expected of nintnmanchildren

Everyone own a switch

Manchildren own switch

When it gets blown open I will probably get one. It hasn't had a good online game yet that I feel like I've missed out on either.

Im bussy. Still playing ps3, wiiu, 3ds and vita games. Actually the "one game console" don't affect me

i'll get one in march

inb4 Quentinposting

Now

>he didn't get the version with a d-pad
You fucked up

It's basic ass bomberman, it works.

I don't want to play kids games on a weak tablet.

Jesus Nentindeone... we've been doing this years ago.

I'll buy it once I know what new game Retro's working on.

Be honest OP, how many times have you made this thread?

Waiting for the Switch revision.
>sleeker design
>better dock and joycons
>better longer lasting battery
>Tegra X2 chip
Along with the announcement of 2D Metroid 5.

no money friendo

>being poor

>clear plastic
the sign of a manchild

That's actually a really good time to stop. Ds was the beginning of the end.
That being said, I loved my Wii u.

No games and no future.

Money. I'll wait until they sell refurb units through the nintendo store like they did for the wii u
>$300 new
>$200 through nintendo with 2 year warranty

I will buy one on nigger friday

The switch would look so much better in light gray or white.

enjoy the years long wait

no multiplats, and nintendo will never get online multiplayer right.
i don't own any current gen console (unless you count the 3DS i guess), only my PC, but they've each one has their own glaring flaws that keep me from getting them.

Did it with Xbox One, I can take it.

>Nintendo Switch home console

Everyone knows it's a tablet.

they're not gonna replace the chip in a revision you dumb fuck

Why do you make shill threads for free?

I don't like shitendo """games""""

Because I like it when Rocket League is playable above 540p

ummm It's both, sweetie :)

What was the GBC, GBA SP, DSI, and New 3DS, dumb shit?

Nintendo home consoles don't get revisions.

At most they will release better joycons like the Wii.

The only reason the 3DS got so many revisions was to compensate for the Wii U selling 4 units world wide.

The Switch is actually getting a decent amount of third party support. Doom is now on the Switch. Thinking of getting it, maybe

>home console
>uses tablet chip
>uses HDMI Out
>the tablet is the system
How does it feel to be retarded?

nintendo handhelds?

Thank you for being a good father.

It's a home console tablet lmao

>Plugs into a TV
Suck my cock.

What is the Switch, dumbass?

>one shitty port means the system sucks and isn't worth buying

a hybrid home console, smart guy.

>spending money
the shells and buttons are cheap as fuck from China, and the joycons are incredibly easy to take apart
what are you, stupid? I hate people who don't bother to learn that you can have cool things for cheap if you're smart enough
erect
fuck you

It’s a handheld, go back to your shitty Roachstation, Sonyroach.

I'm getting one in 2-3 weeks, along with BING BING WAHOO, BING BING WAHOO Kart, Xeno 2 and LA Noire, so expect a revision announcement early December.
Nintendo just announced production increase, so I wouldn't count on a revised version before 2019.

Because I don't buy AAA vidya or consoles anymore because most games released nowadays are shit.

I own a nintendo switch. Of all controllers the pad with joycons attached is the absolute worse controller design they've ever controlled. Don't believe me? Try this.

With the joycons obviously attached pick up your Switch. Put your hands in your normal playing condition with your thumbs rested on the sticks. Now use your left hand to press down on the d-pad. Use your right hand press the +. Without shifting your grip use your right hand to press O. Now use your left hand to press ■

The only thing worse than that is pressing 2 on the wii mote but the wii mote is STILL more ergonomic as is the gamepad. And what the flying fuck were they thinking with not having a fucking dpad.

>tfw still waiting for the next nintendo handheld
If the switch is a home console there must be a new DS coming. Switch is too big to put in a pocket

Yeah, with HDMI Out.

It’s a handheld, Roachstation’s the other way.

>switch
>handheld
lol,no. That's wrong.

>No games

nope, certainly not in the same way that the systems you listed were treated as handhelds. And none of your examples of upgrades are on the same level as going from an X1 to an X2

>LA Noire
Why? No one liked this shit the first time they sold it. It's been in the dollar bins at gamestop for about 3 years now

Waiting for Christmas

It’s being marketed as Nintendo’s next home console/hybrid, you dumb fuck

I know, 2019 is also the year they’ll announce a 2D Metroid 5. I can see them repeating what they did with Metroid in 2002 and 2004.

nintendo is definitely making progress in that regard. i like that they're becoming less afraid of third party white piggu devs now. but they still have a long way to go.
every AAA multiplat either doesn't get released on the switch, or is in some gimped version, and that has been an unfortunate pattern for nintendo systems for a while.
were i to buy a console, i think my order of preference would be switch > xbone > ps4.

i see only 4 games in that pic

what makes you think I have a PS4?

>Games I'm interested in are coming out too fast to keep up with

Doom
Rabbids
Rayman Legends
REvilations
Arms
etc

How the hell am I supposed to decide what to pick up? I'd buy them all if I wasn't morally above blowing my entire paycheck on 4 games a week

I hope that's the X1X > PS4 and not the X1 > PS4.

>Switch is too big to put in a pocket
Not if you're as fat as a normal Nintendo Switch owner

it's not immoral to spend money on stuff you like

Fuck off, Chink.

Just because I feel like it. Seems like a pretty nice game to play in portable mode.

Hey don’t diss my man Boogie he can kick yo ass in 2 seconds flat, then make you flat

to tell you the truth i haven't really kept up with the new xbone revision, i just know that all my friends that still play console games play on xbone so i put it above the ps4.
i can't see why i wouldn't get the x1x were i to get one. it can't be that much more expensive, right?.

...

dude you're fucking retarded, you know how Google works right?

I have the SNES30, pretty good.

Not immoral, but impractical. I'm trying to move out of my current place and it wouldn't be smart to be spending my cash on a pile of video games

is the LE from FEW worth it?

>the shells and buttons are cheap as fuck from China

Link me please? Some of these look pretty sweet

Waiting for the first look at that Pokemon switch game, familia. Can't say I'm not tempted already. The new shin megami game looks promising and my last Mario and Zelda games were on the GameCube so I do wanna try the new ones and catch up with old friends. I'll probably skip out if it's just an upscaled 3ds game. Or a stadium/colosseum. A Pokemon snap game might be acceptable, maybe if it's ambitious.

>switch is for kids
Then explain this

Stay mad, Sonyroach, it’s a handheld. I know you’re mad that Nintendo and Microsoft are killing your worthless ass but stop acting like a child.

>mfw maximum conflicted paying 500€ for the Switch + Zelda, Maria, Xenoblade

I really wanna play those games but man that shit is expensive.

Waiting for the ~New~ Nintendo Switch. Which will hopefully do away with the retarded stick placement.

Not sure if that will be a thing tho

Most of those are ports

>right?.
oh if only you knew

>mhu sony
the switch is an home console user, even Nintendo said so. Stop acting retarded.

So you’re a PCfat, that explains a lot.

no one has mentioned sony

shut the fuck up you spastic retard

Nope. Nintendo CE's sellout in an instant and maintain their cash value. This is still readily available. Also it's flimsy garbage, I ordered it because Prime discount, Amazon sent me 3, and I returned 3 because they all got beat to fuck. Expect cheap copies to pop up on AWD, or Nintendo store refurbs

When it comes to Sup Forums all roads lead to Sony arguments

new joycons sure as shit will probably be a thing. These joycons right now are fucking horrible.

so you hate sony
and you hate PC
and you hate the switch

....welcome to Sup Forums?

no they're not, i mean aside from the shitty signal which was supposedly just a manufacturing bug