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Why the fuck did that idiot give a turtle a pepper?

Why doesn't that dog like the pickle?

Because it is funny.

Because he's about to cook it. They do that to distract it from the pain of being cooked alive.

I feel for that turtle, what a fucking dick.

The pickle is Vanilla WoW
The turtle is Sup Forums
>you think you do, but you don't

Why is this allowed

Chinese restaurant.

funnier with audio
youtu.be/riul0X8DPYI

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What games have realistic fire-damage?

Asians are remarkably cruel to the food they prep

That gif of the frog comes to mind

>How to make spicy turtle soup: Step 1

Chinks think that torture makes the meat taste better.

>tries to put it out with the drink
Not much else you can expect when he tried to take a drink from 5 feet away in the first place.

I just noticed that's a kitchen counter top. Also that seems like a small turtle to eat.

Let Asia bathe in atomic fire.

what games feature a party member that betrays me?

>inviting Sloth to your birthday party

>sets himself on fire
>immediately starts kung fu battling someone out of nowhere

What film is this

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The little fucker was prepping for like a good two seconds before he did it.


That sure didnt seem to be a spur of the moment thought.

It's a Mexican tradition. However, I think you're supposed to wait until the candles have been removed.

>filename
Did she get a candle through the eyeball?

Some foods are best when cooked alive.

Dead crabs taste terrible and will make you sick. It's the reason why crabs are either sold alive, or cooked and frozen immediately after being caught

p.good

>allowing a violent retard to live

what a cunt

Shit.
Not only did he shove her face through fire, the candles also could and probably hit her in the eyes.

this is the kind of underage retard that infests Sup Forums now

That's bullshit though. Shellfish go bad quickly is why they're sold alive (and also why they're non-kosher/haram) but you're still supposed to kill them with a clean knife to the head before putting them into the pot. Unless you want a large thrashing creature splashing boiling water Into your face.

it just a prank bro

>not blaming the turtle for it's own stupidity
Survival of the fittest.

This, retards are just cruel assholes.

it did. she is now blind for the rest of her life because they decided to keep that subhuman potato alive instead of aborting.

as a whiteboi that cries after eating ketchup I can relate to this turtle.
and people mildly terrorizing animals is always funny.

>and people mildly terrorizing animals is always funny.
Maybe to a sociopath.

that's why they invented lids

>how to make sure your daughter dates a black guy

>now

No, they've been infesting Sup Forums a lot longer than that, and some of those retards are probably no longer underaged anymore.

t.retard who still laughs, but no longer actively seeks it out

What was he drinking lmao

Am I the only one who always wanted to do this, but felt too much like a dick?

rip turtel

From googling, Turtles aren't even supposed to be able to feel the heat, so this is weird.

Why would you do that to a turtle? It's way too smol and you can't just dunk it in milk!

The chemicals in that pepper are an irritant. We perceive it as heat, the turtle may just perceive it as pain.

Is that true

maybe it just tastes like shit? Spitting out the food and trying to run out the restaurant is an acceptable reaction.

the idea is funny but the end result is always the cake being ruined and the person having to clean up, and I'd rather have the cake 2bh

youve never eaten grease crabs before have you?

You want your blue crabs feisty when you put them in the pot.

Or sometimes if I just want the legs, I'll put them in icy salt water as it numbs them and puts them to sleep, then I take them and separate them from their shell and remove guts.

Someone else explained. They're inducing suffering because of the belief the endorphins make it taste better when they butcher it to cook it.

I'd feel no guilt killing those people.

Mah nigga.

i'll just stick with eating store bought fake crab meat thank you

Turtles have cheratin in their throats, which is why they can eat all kinds of bullshit. The pepper however doesn't really burns you, it's the chemicals that irritates your cells, and you perceive it as pain or burning. The turtle isn't 100% free from it either.

Well, user, simply put - we need to go lewder.
If it is your GF you can clean it up for her with your tongue.

except the kid is blind now from candles going through her eyes.

the difference is like night and day, I shit you not. You're missing out, just turn off your brain for a bit and just enjoy some good meal

Nice video game thread.

That's a woman, she'll probably encourage it

Sorry, not into food play.

You could say she is now a candlejack

>source: my ass

>tfw you don't have friends, so this kind of fun, dumb shit will never happen to you.

So which animals can eat hot peppers without pain or burning up?

Nigger, I don't know, I'm just a dumb biologist. Peppers did developed this mechanism NOT to be eaten. I'm sure there's some animals though that can bypass it.

>set your junk on fire
>as of that wasn't bad enough some asshole turns up and punches you in the dick

>biologist
>on Sup Forums

Holy shit

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fucking carlos get the fuck out my boa

Birds, fish, and most reptiles. Chickens aren't affected by capsaicin at all.

Whales

no one is talking about your birth here.

Chinks are dumb as fuck
Adrenaline makes the meat taste like shit

This is all wrong with Murica right now

chinks love the taste of brutality, though.

they probably evolved into liking it

Crabs, especially fresh cooked crabs is some of the best meat out there, and it justifies their premium price.

This.

What is it about Welsh people that makes them immune to hot peppers?

I've had real crab meat
But I honestly like the taste of the fake shit more

>It's just a mass shoting bro

dead ones

now that is funny

The difference between that and the turtle, is that is staged, so the little girl knew what she was getting into, and probably enjoyed it.

>American """"""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""

>literally german video

it's from a german comedy show

>THIS CLAW OF MINE IS BURNING RED
>ITS LOUD GURGLE TELLS ME TO PINCH GRASP VICTORY
>ERUPTING! STEAMING! CLAW!

the cameraing is too damn professional for it NOT to be staged. still i find it hilarious.

also what does a white bitch need so many hot peppers for?

>pinch grasp
Goddammit

You act like everyone goes for an ultrasound and knows what the baby will be like before being born.

generally an ultrasound will give you the gender of the baby, and that's the most important thing to learn about your unborn kid. personality, a baby will just be a baby until around year one where traits start to develop.

Now it's funny

At least up through the nineties I new people who didn't go for an ultrasound because they wanted the gender to be a surprise.

thanks to progressives, your gender can mean success or failure now.

the 90s was truly a good shitty decade.

>smol

And thank god for that.

They actually offer a genetic blood test that gives the probability of a genetic defect like that

Is this a joke or that turtle just fucking jumped?

>dad went through lots of shit when he was younger. Homeless at 16 got his shit together, got a job, builtt up a relationship with my mom, got married and a nice house all to himself by age 26.
>I'm 24and a neet going on my 5th year

End it bros

I think it jumped because they poked it's eye, poor little monster