Ayo rude boi, that switch looking real good, beg you let me check that real quick

>Ayo rude boi, that switch looking real good, beg you let me check that real quick

Your response?

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no

please leave me alone

elite blacks

ayo blud dont go near me awrigh? might pull out the ol skeng senpai

>y-yeah o-okay
t. all of Sup Forums irl

I'd can the white one a race traitor and spike the machine on the ground. If I'm getting robbed, these darkies can't have it

Hello there gentleman I would just like to start off by saying thank you for culturally enriching the neighborhood.

Enjoy ur acid attack, batty boy.

Well first off this is completely unrealistic, frankly because I go out of my way to avoid predominately black communities, cities, neighborhoods, south side, etc. If you get mugged then it's your fault for going to that part of town, or for walking around with an Nintendo Switch in a bad part of town.

Nobody to blame really put yourself.

>for walking around with a Nintendo Switch
Just end it there

Is it really unrealistic? Niggers have taken over the US already. The UK is only a matter of time.

>rude boy
user, unless I'm being harassed by Jamaicans in the 60s, fans of ska music, or Rihanna, nobody fucking says that.

What?
I don't understand you!

Phenomenomenome one
Phenomenomenome one
Phenomenomenome ONE

>tfw developing BBC fetish
What the fuck bros. I don't even have a Switch yet.

Are you suggesting that street gangstas niggers would even know what as switch is?

Its london slang, niggers say it here

I have a GPS tracker set up for it, and I only live 5 doors down. If you dare steal it, you know I'll be running home and calling the cops ASAP, tracking it. For your sake, don't take it.

Clueless yanks

>he thinks the average nigger doesn't have a nerdy nigger in their crew to disable that shit

Also the phone will be gone in hours

Can you repeat that in English?

>implying the police care about petty theft when they can be locking people up for saying mean things on twitter

Are you guys actually racist or pretending right now?

>rude boy
Wut

>he doesn't love londonspeak
Sort yourself

What Switch?

>tfw I got beaten up by niggers when i was 12 and they stole my PSP

wagwan blodclot

Top Boy new season WHEN?

First time on Sup Forums, eh? Fresh off the boat from Reddit? Well let me be the first to tell you that you're clearly in the wrong place.

You would actually know if you ever left your house fatty.

>the guy who came to Sup Forums last summer thinks he's le oldefag now
Cute.

They're actually making one

>steal an entire album of Pokemon cards from the only black kid in the class
>he just sulks at his desk, despondent all day
>bunch of good shit in here like every holo card holy shit
>feel bad and slip the album back into his backpack when he doesn't notice

that pic would be fine if not for the tattoos

>tfw found a psp on the bus
>inside the little cover/sleeve thing the owner had for it was a phone number and address
>called the number just to tell the little fag he's never going to see his psp again
>ding dong ditched the address with some friends several times for good measure

UK blacks say it all the time you clueless fuck. Their slang comes from Jamaicans.

How come blacks talk like retards in literally every country they inhabit?

Jesus Christ. Was it his fucking birthday too?

Why don't you tell your dad to buy you on-oh wait

No, I would start running

>Niggers have taken over the US already
No they haven't. usually people who say this never even visited anywhere ot left their house. I stayed in Chicago for 2 years near Michigan ave for work and never saw one nigger who was trying to rob someone. Most of them were homeless and old. It was such a beautifull city. We would even go out at night during 1:00AM and we would never be scared that we would get mugged.

What?

>you
>outrunning anything

Okay fatass

No ingles

190 cm, 85kg here, but nice try buddy

>inb4 hurr I dont know how the metric system works durr

This.

When's the last time you ran? You don't do any exercise

>shut up senpai, manz got bare pees 2 get dis, *kisses lips* *laughs sounding like kleenex spray*

Lots of projecting going on right now

absolutely destroyed, good lesson to take care of your valuables though

as long as we're giving our stats I'm 7'4, 350 pounds, 2% body fat, 13 inch cock

And yes I do browse /fit/

>chicago
>never seen a nigga

Gotta admit, chances are high that those nignogs ran more from the police than I jog from time to time

I said I saw them, but they were all old and homeless asking for money. I never saw niggers like in your gif.

5'11 120lbs brown hair brown eyes still a virgin 6 inch dick and i can only squat around 65lbs + the bar

one of these days beginner strength is gonna take off for me and my diet of hamburger helper is gonna help me gain that strength

EER ME NOW BOMBACLOT

>see niggers
>throw beer and stolen goods
>run
easy

Sry that I triggered you bro

Obviously it proves nothing what we write here, its just to keep the conversation going

make a run for it, i used to run in competitions so I'll probably be alright

Cышь, aбeзьянa, ты дepeвo пoпyтaл шoли?