"Ash... I'm fucking dieing"

>"Ash... I'm fucking dieing"

>"It's pikause..."

I'd fuck a pikachu

>Male Pikachu
>Talks like a girl in the new movie
Now we know why Ash never hooked up with anyone

>"p-piii... pikaaaa... "

>dieing

...

>bidoof is on fire

*pikachu slaps evil pikachu in the face*

I wanna fuq that dying rat.

DYING
IT'S FUCKING "DYING"
HOW DO PEOPLE MESS UP THIS SIMPLE ASS WORD THAT FOUR-YEAR-OLDS SHOULD KNOW?
JUST LOOK AT IT, DOES THAT EVEN LOOK RIGHT? YOU SEE THE WORD 'DIE' AND THINK TO YOURSELF "HURRR I DON'T NEED TO CONJUGATE THAT."
STOP RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "LANGUAGES CHANGE ALL THE TIME MAAAN," THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LANGUAGE EVOLVING AND LANGUAGE BEING BUTCHERED TO AN UNRECOGNIZABLE MESS WITH NO RULES THANKS TO UNEDUCATED RETARDS CONSTANTLY MISPELLING A SIMPLE-ASS WORD.

I can't believe picachu is fucking dead.

...

dude, your mad.

>ash... why didn't you cast heal, brother!

dw faggot i'll evolve u in raichu so you can stop whining and become better and stronger

I hope Danny Devito voices Pikachu.

Pleb.
This is how you do it.

dude, you're mad is showing

Degenerates

>finna die....famm

t. Brainlet

sauce