This is Yoshi

This is Yoshi.
It's a disgusting parody of a once sort-of-cool dinosaur that was part of the beloved Super Nintendo classic Super Mario World.
Unfortunately this parody became the mainstay. A homosexual degenerate high pitched reptile devil.
If you select Yoshi in any games, you must repent. Yoshi is a gateway to Satan and substance abuse.

Nigger, we just had the "lol post redesigns because we need to sperg about SM64DS some more" thread.
Give it a couple hours, for fuck's sake. It's not even archived yet.

haha

Came here for this

I wonder what his butthole smells like haha

I am not here because of preexisting threads. I am here to deliver a message. A warning.

>Yoshi is a gateway to Satan and substance abuse.
I feel like there's a story there.

I used to like Yoshi. Why did this have to happen to him?

i want to swallow him like this parrot will swallow me hhaha

"get on faggot, we're gonna make Sup Forums great again"

you won't become a Meme no matter how much you post yourself naked.

I can't get on you retard, you're in your new design which doesn't function properly as a mount.

I hope you eventually get the help you so desperately need, Quiggles

look at him go haha

whats your favorite yoshi form? haha

Boshi

>doesn't function properly as a mount
not with that attitude

holy SHIT FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING INCESSANT NOSTALGIA BITCHING
UH WAAAH THE OLDER DESIGNS HAD MORE SOUL UH WAAAH
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
I DONT EVEN CARE IF THIS IS AN ACTUAL SHIT POST ANYMORE

just because you dont care about art direction or design doesn't mean we arent allowed to.

TJ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Yoshi

>hurr Durr art direction
>Hurr Durr, me a basement dwelling retard surviving off of nostalgia completely comprehends design choices based off of headcanon and personal opinion
Define soulless you worthless cunt
Every old design looked like a washed out, dopey motherfucker, like a sandblasted woodcut
90's designs were too plasticky, as we're early 2000's
It could be argued that today's are just too vibrant and they look matte textured
That's a critisism
Not endlessly spouting
>DUHH IT SOULLESS BECAUSE I LIEK DEH OLD ONE

The design on the right with the red shell/saddle (though ugly in 3D like that) has been how Yoshi has looked since Yoshi's Island on SNES.
Fuck off.

Good thread. I hate Yoshi.

hahaha it says massive haha
i like to imagine that yoshi is massive myself haha
just for laughs lol