I fucked up all my university exams thie semester.
Just got banned on Dark Souls 3.
Is the hacking community pretty fun?
I love to shave my ass and legs and fuck my ass with a dildo while a play video games
I consider myself straight btw
Ate so many calories today father.
Wait where am I?
I like Nintendo
i claim to love the Megami Tensei series but havent even finished just one.
Only Persona games.
punish me, father
I usually quit games after I fail a lot
I haven't ;eft my house in four months
I lost weight today, Father!
not a sin. hair can get annoying/gross, and no one should knock an anal orgasm til they try it. you do you, man.
Whenever I play RDR1 (to that one guy who keeps calling me out on posting this I'm very well aware of the fact that I've posted it multiple times)
I usually jack it to Bonnie McFarlane's hanging scene. It also gave me a strong fetish for tied up cowgirls wriggling in a noose, trying to escape it's choking grip I use the most shitter meta characters / equipment and vehicles in F2P multiplayer games to pad out my Winrate, take screencaps and after they nerf the pubstompers I stop playing until new broken shit emerges or I find a new game
Persona 1 and 2 count: if not those...
repent with Strange journey
I paid over $200 for Fallout 4
Every time I come to this thread I post this same shit. Forgive me father.
I don't believe in your magical sky fairy or his kike on a stick son so fuck off!!!!!!!
I abused my Chao for fun. He stopped doing the baby cries and started flat out bawling whenever I got near him.
me too senpai
I want to buy a switch to play Zelda but I am afraid that my friends make fun of me.
I told Citra to fuck off because as much as I wanted to side with the delicious brown girl and stay on the island forever fugging her and producing halfbreeds, I thought that killing my girlfriend and the annoying friends I didn't really care about
I felt more sad about killing Vaas or that homo rapist australian than any of the mc's friends dying would've been really out of character for both me personally and the main character. Especially the main character, he's still a fucking wuss puss at the end of the game.
what the fuck dude? you need to elaborate on that story a bit.
I don't even play games anymore and I keep coming back here
SMT 4 is by far the best SMT game
I don't remember bonnie being hanged, how does that happen?
I bought sonic adventure 2 and started jacking off to rouge while streaming it to my friends
god bless nu lara
Bad guys kidnap her and take her into an abandoned ranch / settlement and when you come in, you'll find her standing on a stool below a rigged "gallows" with a noose around her neck. When you approach, they kick the stool from under her, leaving her to kick and gasp and your objective is to kill the bad guys and cut her down before she strangles to death. If you take too much times, she dies
I failed the first time on accident and the next 4 times on "accident" so I would wack it while watching her desperate kick her legs trying to find a foothold
I'LL END IT THUS
Christmas feels abstract this year, Father. I just want to be with my family
im addicted to games that allows to create self-inserts
I like games with character creators too and usually self insert
I bought the DLC.
I spent real money on PlayStation Home clothing
How anybody fails this mission I'll never know, you literally just shoot the rope using dead eye
i bought old genesis games off of the PSN
I was focusing on taking the bad guys out.
I am -legitimately- in love with a fictional character. No waifu bullshit, I actually love her.
I also don't find 3D women attractive anymore. Unironically.
how is this a video game confession?
h-her game released less than a week ago in Japan
not him but I'm in love with a fictional video game character so there you go
I have over
7000 hours in dota 2
the plot thinned out lads
no one cares anymore. leave this thread
i bought some super deluxe bullshit edition that came with the pipboy, guide, game, and a bunch of other shit because i was insanely hyped for the game
trust me, i know
MGSV is my favorite game ever and I'm convinced all its flaws were made on purpose to make us feel the Phantom Pain
i think far cry 3 and 4 are excellent games and i am very excited for 5
jesus christ. repent for your actions user, what a fucking waste of money.
No need to be rude user, it's a confess thread
I'm sure you have plenty of shameful things to tell us
actually enjoyed Master of Orion III. No, for real. Despite how boring, grimdark and irritating it was, it also had an interesting amount of lore and that you didn't need to build structures manually. Everything else however was meh or wasted potential. Not to mention removal of part of the favorite races from previous games because the lead producer wanted a serious game. On the other hand they made a good job at making aliens look really alien.
FC3 was good.
Pathetic as it may be, Mega Man 11's existence has (temporarily) taken away my need to shit post/shit on games. From now on, I'll try and discuss video games I personally like.
I like fallout 3 alot borderlands 2 is unironically my favourite for game ever I love it. Fallout NV was only good until you got out of good springs and the cowboy aesthetic died with it Fallout 4 isnt terrible just not great. Oblivion is trash Skyrim is trash besides porn mods Morrowind is great Daggerfall needs a remaster in 3d benis doesn't go in bagina cuphead is indie hipster shit along with all retro modern games Arena is terrible Dark souls combat is to slow
Far Cry 3
Excellent game, almost makes you forget it's a Ubisoft title.
Far Cry 4
Boring as shit. Indians are creepy and the game reminded me of it, made me drop it.
Far Cry 5
Pretty meh. At least you get to kill Amerifats I guess.
Father... Easy on the host...
Favourite FPS game also I'ma phone poster
Far cry 5 is out?
No, user is just being a faggot
I consider becoming a degenerate. I'm tired working hard every single day to work towards my dream. I know becoming a degenerate who just enjoys life will end in misery but I just want to give up already. I'm fucking tired going to sleep at the exact same time, sleeping the exact same time, doing a fitness routine and a meditation routine and keeping a good diet so my brain works ideally for my work day and my study hours. I want to let it all go. Get a normal job and just enjoy my free time.
I'm a pussy when it comes to horror so games like S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Metro, and Silent Hill I can't play
Boring as shit. Indians are creepy and the game reminded me of it, made me drop it.
Literally the exact same game as 3
which is why I can see why some people were turned off by it, I preferred it however for the setting, a few new toys to play around with, and really just because I could do with seconds of FC3 and currently I'm waiting for thirds. It does suffer from having shit tier allied characters and playing for the side who is objectively wrong on all fronts,
Pagan LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
Why do people care about Megaman 11? It's the fucking eleventh game of the same shit, god nostalgiafags piss me off.
No but the fact that you can kill amerifats has been out there since it was announced, to be exact you kill crazy doomsday cult amerifats.
I really enjoyed Mafia III.
Ah I thought it was another DoW 3 where I didn't even know and forgot it released
best game ever
I wouldn't call it an amazing game and it got repetitive toward the end but it really wasn't all that bad. Still had enough fun with it to play all the DLC too. Would have been better either playing as Vito or having more Vito though.
I've never played a Mario, Zelda or Donkey Kong game
I just don't fucking care
we all knew
I use CE/console commands rampantly to give myself weapons and fuck around with stats in souls and bethesda games.
not making friends that also own Switches.
Do you know where you are ?
Agreed all the way. Though I'm quite grateful that Vito was in it overall.
I stole from the guild
Wow same. haven't told my mom yet.
I once scammed a guy on Runescape.
i stole someone's Crash Bandicoot disc and then convinced them i gave it back and they lost it
sorry Henry, i'll give it back when i can
I'ma a leaf. I want to shoot Americans got a problem with that?
3D is better.
you need a gun to qualify
i own a bad dragon dildo and fleshlight
I'm Mexican and I want to shoot Americans as well. We just need to ask the nips if they want to join.
Leaf-Taco-Sushi best alliance.
How's this it's an older pic of her
Gotta hate when other boards steal the /fit/ memes.
Anyway father, I've been a good boy with my cut and have chicken cooking downstairs.
I can't stop fapping to overwatch sfm and I have a cute girlfriend. Dick hurts often and sometimes can't get it up for her because of this.
I say I try to make Sup Forums a better place, but I still find myself talking shit about games I've never played. What should I do, Father?
granpappy's hammydown is all ya got?
Infinite's theme from Sonic Forces is one of the most motivational work out songs I've ever listened to.
It's cringe-y as shit but it works. The pace of the instruments and the self-centred ego stroking lyrics are pretty motivational.
When I get bored, I
go into BoTW threads and do nothing but shitpost even though I played the game and thought it was alright.
Hours of entertainment.
A musket. I'm not home :( bad quality tho
fag i work out to sono chi no sadame from jojo pt 1
Rex and natascha
no i do not actually want to fuck dogs i promise
Must of ran away at the might of the leaf.
Why don't I believe you....?
I made one of these threads yesterday and got temp banned for it and now here this one is, what the fuck
I only play one MMO and only to roleplay as a slut
I use a guide for every jprg I play.
Whenever I don't and check something online later, I feel terrible because of what I missed and want to stop playing.
I'm a toe-dipping casual but I pretend to be patrish because of the knowledge I've accumulated on certain series
I'm bored of XB2 about 2 hours in.
I once bought a genesis plug n play with over 25 original genesis games installed.
The other 30 were just cheap flash games you'd find on some website.
I lost my virginity to my cousin while playing mario kart
I'm not kidding
Sometimes I play Guitar Hero Live just for the ego boost the first-person videos give me when I'm playing well
The samurai fear are our bitches.
is she thicc